Sid James 0 Posted March 3, 2009 good friday (april 10th) for me, very apt. - i expect a lengthy "shes going.. ooh, no shes ok... oh no, shite.. she's off again" saga to delay matters for at least a week... with the tabloid hysteria over this simmering nicely i fully expect her to be proclaimed as some sort of latter day saint by then.. dont rule out a resurrection at some point that weekend either... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 3, 2009 Jeez, how can Jade Goody take all this punishment? I'm shocked she's still alive..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted March 4, 2009 Updated and reposted by request March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 10th Death Impends March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 27th Lady Grendel March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?) April 12th themaninblack April 26th honez Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two! First faller at the fence is HCW, mind you I'm a bit of a Jonah, so no doubt she shuffled off a couple of hours ago and the obits will be pouring in by the time I get up in the morning... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 4, 2009 Updated and reposted by request March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 10th Death Impends March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 27th Lady Grendel March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?) April 12th themaninblack April 26th honez Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two! First faller at the fence is HCW, mind you I'm a bit of a Jonah, so no doubt she shuffled off a couple of hours ago and the obits will be pouring in by the time I get up in the morning... How exciting! We should do the same with Patrick Swayze right after Jade stops prividing a constant source of entertainment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 4, 2009 I wonder if Brave Jade reads the deathlist forums (fora?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted March 4, 2009 Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at: March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 12th themaninblack Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000 Oooo...yeh gambling I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on) or 10th April - Goody Friday This site is full of sick bastards who are all going to die. I thought this forum was a bastion of good spelling and grammar with a slightly twisted sense of humour. Reading this thread has shattered that illusion. What the f**k is going on here, “March 4th”, “March 6th” etc. it’s (the) 4th (day of) March. Even the system date is in Septic nonsense format. Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me. All right, all right, I'll play properly. I only usually post as a guest when I'm at work(as I am now) but your self righteous disgust has me hedging on the 4th April. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 4, 2009 I wonder if Brave Jade reads the deathlist forums (fora?) I very much doubt it. Unless she gets her kids to read it for her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IKYWN 6 Posted March 4, 2009 I wonder if Brave Jade reads the deathlist forums (fora?) I very much doubt it. Unless she gets her kids to read it for her? Any publicity is good publicity. No doubt this forum will feature in a shock horror expose in a tabloid at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geronimo 3 Posted March 4, 2009 I'm surprised Max Clifford hasn't begun campaigning through the Sun for Westminster Abbey with another exclusive OK mag deal split three ways between him, Goody's estate and the Church of England. Then there's the fountain that could spout genuine bile in her memory. Where will the grieving masses place their cellophane-wrapped garage flowers floral tributes? The Big Brother House? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 4, 2009 But for her "fame", she would have been eligible for a state (benefit) funeral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 14 Posted March 4, 2009 I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back. Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 4, 2009 I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back. Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. ...or a shish for her kebab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 4, 2009 I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back. Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. ...or a shish for her kebab. ...or stirring a tin of paint with a toothpick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted March 4, 2009 I've not been here for a while but I couldn't miss out on all the fun. Put me down for March 25th. Either that or a miraculous recovery... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 4, 2009 I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back. Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. ...or a shish for her kebab. ...or stirring a tin of paint with a toothpick. This is all getting a bit much isnt it. Not content with trying to make a fast buck or million selling her impending death to the masses, Ive just discovered that she is also fast tracking some new merchandise and a book to keep the bucks rolling in long after she has gone Its really not on, is it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 4, 2009 I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back. Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. ...or a shish for her kebab. ...or stirring a tin of paint with a toothpick. This is all getting a bit much isnt it. Not content with trying to make a fast buck or million selling her impending death to the masses, Ive just discovered that she is also fast tracking some new merchandise and a book to keep the bucks rolling in long after she has gone Its really not on, is it! You, taking the piss out of a bald person? Now that's funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 4, 2009 Me pulling the piss out of a bald person? I will be f*****g bald one day. You think thats funny Lardy, eh? Go on, pud em up, pud em up!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 4, 2009 Me pulling the piss out of a bald person?I will be f*****g bald one day. You think thats funny Lardy, eh? Go on, pud em up, pud em up!! One day? Bought a comb lately then have you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 4, 2009 I'll give in and go for 24 April. I'm due in court that day as well so it will take my mind off the obscene amounts of money I'm paying my solicitor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 4, 2009 Stick me down for the 11th of March, Monkey. She wont be out of hosiptal now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted March 4, 2009 She may live forever, in our hearts. Failing that, 7th March, 2057. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razor Boy 19 Posted March 4, 2009 Long shot April 23rd, St George's Day. And 24th has gone which hacked me off as it is my Birthday and that would have put a smile on my face :+) Razor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted March 5, 2009 From http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...?ITO=1490....... "In the US Oprah Winfrey and Larry King are said to be interested in interviewing Jade." Hmm. A more likely interviewer in the near future would be Russell Harty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,357 Posted March 5, 2009 The Daily Star have said that Jade Goody is "in her final hours". Husband Jack Tweed, 21, even got special permission to break the curfew imposed on his release from prison and spend the night with his desperately sick wife. Max [Clifford] said people could draw their own conclusions about Jack being given permission to stay at Jade's bedside, despite being on parole and having a new conviction. "All I can say is that this sort of thing is only allowed in the most serious of cases," he added. Good to see that her husband is keeping his chin up though. After his all-night vigil Jack, who is facing another jail stretch, went for a pizza with pals and viewed a new luxury apartment in South Woodford, Essex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 5, 2009 I am hoping she will last 10 more days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
