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ITN NEWS AT TEN

 

BIG BEN: Ding dong

 

TREVOR MCDONALD: The bitch is dead

 

Perhaps?

Wouldn't people get confused that Thatcher had snuffed it instead?

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ITN NEWS AT TEN

 

BIG BEN: Ding dong

 

TREVOR MCDONALD: The bitch is dead

 

Perhaps?

Wouldn't people get confused that Thatcher had snuffed it instead?

Absolutely. To be honest, I don't think they'll wait for the news either. I expect they will interrupt the shows to announce it.

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I agree that's what it should be, but what will it be, though?

 

Imagine if the Queen or Mrs T or someone major died on the same day. Would Jade be relegated to a footnote on page 15? Or could Max still get her the front page? Like what happened with Mother Teresa and Lady Di.

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Like what happened with Mother Teresa and Lady Di.

 

I was saddest over Jeffrey Bernard, tbh.

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The racist bitch has shunned Shetty again.

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Actually, hats off to Tweed. He's getting all these nightly curfews rescinded, pops round for the "couple" photo-shoot and get an update from Clifford.

 

Allegedly, two minutes later..."I've had enough of this sh*t, I'm off to the nightclub. Where's me golf club and where's me cab?"

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Unless something bigger happens, She'll get top billing on ITN, because it's the Daily Express on TV...

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Not long now W. One hour and 15 minutes at the time of writing

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Is she dead yet?

 

They said she had HOURS to live. But that was two days ago... :referee:

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Not long now W. One hour and 15 minutes at the time of writing

 

I think I'll just have to accept that the selfish bitch is just going to go on living for another day or two.

 

It is obviously a conspiracy against me.

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My birthday tomorrow... Could find an early present awaiting me when I turn the news on..... ok too far.... but still ... it's Jade Goody - not Harold Pinter or Wendy Richard... and to my disgust most the population are more familiar with Goody than the former two... despite Pinter achieving just about everything under the sun during his life, and Wendy Richard entertaining millions for over 4 decades :referee:

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Not long now W. One hour and 15 minutes at the time of writing

 

I think I'll just have to accept that the selfish bitch is just going to go on living for another day or two.

 

It is obviously a conspiracy against me.

 

 

I just hope she lasts until the 18th March !!

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Amid all the nonsense elsewhere about state funerals and the like, she does at least bear comparison to royalty in that, like King Charles II, she is "a most unconscionable time a-dying".

 

Mind you, he did have the decency to apologise for it.

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Quick update on the riders for the Marie Curie Handicap(ped) Chase from Bermondsey...

 

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 19th Handrejka

March 20th BCAlum2000

March 21st Twelvetrees

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

 

Ulitzer95 had better pop round with a shotgun in the next 20 minutes if he/she is to avoid being left in the traps - something tells me faustus has a reasonable chance tomorrow, although I think Vinegar Tits' shrewd prediction of Mothers Day may be the best bet here (although Clifford will no doubt be persuading her and all concerned to get it over and done with by Saturday afternoon, so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day) :)

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so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day

 

Yeah, but OK have already got their In Loving Memory edition out on the shelves. Issue no 666, no less.

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so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day

 

Yeah, but OK have already got their In Loving Memory edition out on the shelves. Issue no 666, no less.

 

contains her "last words" as well apparently... i doubt she'll utter anything that profound over the next few days but thats premature to say the least...

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If she dies on Good Friday, I wonder if Max Clifford would be able to have a word and arrange for a resurrection on the following Monday?

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so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day

 

Yeah, but OK have already got their In Loving Memory edition out on the shelves. Issue no 666, no less.

 

contains her "last words" as well apparently... i doubt she'll utter anything that profound over the next few days but thats premature to say the least...

 

And her last words:

 

"I told you I'd be famous"

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I think there are some of the DLers might be good at predicting the news.

 

Unfortunately this spoilsport website has suspended certain predictions. Which reminds me is Jade Goody listed on celebdaq (if that is still going)?

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Congratulations VT! And so it came to pass. Here endeth the sweepstake.

 

A shrewdly chosen date. Mothers day and sunday pull outs a-gogo I guess?

 

Are tickets for the funeral being handled by ticketmaster with the usual hefty booking fees?

 

And no I don't feel remorseful. If she hadn't stirred up such a media circus and died with dignity then yes but she really didn't swing the sympathy vote with me.

 

Jade_Goody_perfume_Shilpa_Shetty.jpg

 

 

Still selling dibs on 20th, 26th, 28th, 29th, 30th March,

5th, 6th, 8th, 9th, 11th, 13th-19th, 21st, 22nd, 25th April, and 27th April onwards with various exceptions.

 

There might even be some Jane Goodie paraphernalia in it for you.

 

Updated and reposted by request

 

Date of Conception Terminator?!

March 3rd heaven can wait

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 10th Death Impends

March 11th Lord Fellatio Nelson

March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 16th Windsor

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 19th Handrejka

March 20th BCAlum2000

March 21st Twelvetrees

March 22nd Vinegar Tits :rolleyes: WINNER :pop:

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 25th Six

March 26th doggie101171

March 27th Lady Grendel

March 28th Raskolnikov

March 29th Bella Italia

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 3rd banshee's creamed

April 4th To die for

April 7th Banshees Scream

April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?)

April 12th themaninblack

April 20th heaven can wait II

April 23rd Razor Boy

April 24th Lard Bazaar

April 26th honez

May 4th gerryatric

May 7th Nell Gwyn

June 3rd Phantom

July 6th Michael S Collins

December 21st grobler

January 1st 2010 Anubis the Jackal

Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000

Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle

Forever or March 7th 2057 Dave to the Grave

 

 

And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two!

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OK folks, thread closed Congrats to Vinegar Tits. (Your're not Max Clifford either, are you?)

 

Messages of sympathy (?) to be left on her own thread here.

 

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[edit] Thanks to mono for starting this thread. When are you starting the Patrick Swayze sweepstake? :rolleyes:

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