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Unfortunately for Stephen Hawking, David Carradine has recently disproved his space time theories by spontaneously coming and going.

 

There are several people who manage to embarrass their families by coming out of the closet. David Carradine managed to embarrass his trying to come into it.

 

Police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus following David Carradine's death.

 

Oh well, I guess he was well hung.

 

So are you going to credit Sickipedia or not?

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What a stupid thing of him to do. He admitted to getting drunk, and breaking his neighbors windows and walking around their house bleeding and naked, in his book. I think that was during the times of his Kung Fu series. Didn't some famous singer die in a hanging sex act in a hotel already? Why didn't David just find a 20 year old Thai woman to "yank" it? :referee:

 

I believe the famous singer you are referring to is Michael Hutchence from INXS. Some claim he died while having sex; others claim it was suicide.

 

Don't you mean having sex with himself? There was no-one else involved unless you count a belt as a sexual partner.

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Unfortunately for Stephen Hawking, David Carradine has recently disproved his space time theories by spontaneously coming and going.

 

There are several people who manage to embarrass their families by coming out of the closet. David Carradine managed to embarrass his trying to come into it.

 

Police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus following David Carradine's death.

 

Oh well, I guess he was well hung.

 

So are you going to credit Sickipedia or not?

 

Not.

 

I'll credit a hotmail inbox instead except the lame one at the end that I tagged on.

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I did think it appropriate that he was making a film called "Stretch". :referee:

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I read about some other pieces carefully picked for an obituary so I went to IMDB (1) and amongst other apt titles he stared in:

 

My Suicide (2008) .... Vargas

 

Homo Erectus (2007) .... Mookoo / Uncle Unky

... aka National Lampoon's The Stoned Age (USA: DVD title)

 

Try This One for Size (1989) .... Bradley

 

Bound for Glory (1976) .... Woody Guthrie

 

 

References

 

(1) www.imdb.com, Amazon, 2009

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Just throwing this out there...

 

Based on the celebrity deaths we've seen this year so far (or rather, lack of celebrity deaths), could David Carradine qualify as most significant death of 2009???? :D

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Just throwing this out there...

 

Based on the celebrity deaths we've seen this year so far (or rather, lack of celebrity deaths), could David Carradine qualify as most significant death of 2009???? :D

 

There is no such thing as a most significant death of the year.

 

I'd never heard of this man, yet I had heard of Jade Goody and Wendy Richard. Does that make their deaths more signifcant? No, it does not.

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Guest Such a tease
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:D

Labcum?

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:unsure:

Labcum?

 

Do you want dry ice with that?

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They have confirmed in a private autopsy that David Carridines death was due to an accident.

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They have confirmed in a private autopsy that David Carridines death was due to an accident.

One - post a source for your claim

Two - that just isn't true. The person(s) that conducted the autopsy don't suspect suicide or foul play. How the hell would they confirm it?

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They have confirmed in a private autopsy that David Carridines death was due to an accident.

One - post a source for your claim

Two - that just isn't true. The person(s) that conducted the autopsy don't suspect suicide or foul play. How the hell would they confirm it?

My source is CNN, in between the Jackson coverage. ::tips hat::

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They have confirmed in a private autopsy that David Carridines death was due to an accident.

One - post a source for your claim

Two - that just isn't true. The person(s) that conducted the autopsy don't suspect suicide or foul play. How the hell would they confirm it?

My source is CNN, in between the Jackson coverage. ::tips hat::

Yeah except your supposed to provide the actual link......

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You are just mad that David Carridine wasn't gay. lol

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You are just mad that David Carridine wasn't gay. lol

What are you implying exactly? Come on spit it out, if you're gonna have a dig at me at least have the guts to say it!

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You are just mad that David Carridine wasn't gay. lol

What are you implying exactly? Come on spit it out, if you're gonna have a dig at me at least have the guts to say it!

 

David Carradine died of Accidental Asphyxiation. It still says they don't know why he suffocated.

 

Children, take your spat outside and don't fall into my crape myrtles.

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Children, take your spat outside and don't fall into my crape myrtles.

 

Don't do yourself down, Carol - I think your myrtles look lovely. :wheelchair:

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It's been 9 and a bit years since David Carradine died on 3 June 2009, aged 72.

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1 minute ago, YoungWillz said:

It's been 9 and a bit years since David Carradine died on 3 June 2009, aged 72.

 

 

Aye, in fact I was wondering not ten minutes ago if the ailing Leslie Grantham might decide to go out on one last sleazy hurrah and follow Michael Hutchence and our man Carradine in making his final moments a sheer joy.

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