Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted June 5, 2009 It's a long time since we had a "Mulligan". If my memory serves me correctly there was a thread somewhere which dealt with the "died wanking" genre, the most famous exponent being Hutchence. This guy is certainly a worthy addition, made more picquant by the fact it occurred in Bangkok which means a ladyboy could have been involved (as Alan Partridge said, "I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing"). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 5, 2009 Nice to meet you as well. May I be the first to commend you on your choice of font As LFN said, welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 5, 2009 I want to die wanking. Which is a distinct possibility, considering my wanking/doing other things ratio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted June 5, 2009 Nice to meet you as well. May I be the first to commend you on your choice of font As LFN said, welcome! Ghost, don't take any crap from the font fascists - we have to put up with their dismal spelling and grammar, after all. If you want to post using Akzidenz-Grotesk in a fetching shade of sky blue pink, you go right ahead. As long as it's vaguely informative or entertaining, of course, and not some off-topic drivel like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave to the Grave 11 Posted June 5, 2009 It's no wonder so many die whilst wanking. I read somewhere that despite known dangers, one half of the adult population now wanks above the recommended low-risk levels. This doesn't even touch upon those who are effected by passive wanking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 5, 2009 Nice to meet you as well. May I be the first to commend you on your choice of font As LFN said, welcome! Ghost, don't take any crap from the font fascists - we have to put up with their dismal spelling and grammar, after all. If you want to post using Akzidenz-Grotesk in a fetching shade of sky blue pink, you go right ahead. As long as it's vaguely informative or entertaining, of course, and not some off-topic drivel like this. Va te faire foutre Don't listen to the rebel partisan Ghost. Ve all know zhat he is vrong, Mein Führer told me. Grammar mistakes, moi? Okay perhaps but NAP? Ghost, I have no issue with spelling and grammar mistakes it's just bad font judgement I abhor. Although even more sinful is wrong science, IMHO there lies the most heinous crime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 5, 2009 "And on a personal note, I consider him to be the most significant death of this year. So far of course. And yes, he's a personal favorite of mine. I enjoyed him in many of his finest works, including Death Race 2000 and the Kill Bill films." Yep, he is more important than that Vincent O'Brian. Suicide is not a thing to expect for the list of course. As for his films, I'd have to say I like his first Kung Fu movie/trailer. I like when he sears a tiger and dragon on each forearm. R.I.P. It's becoming clear that this was death by wanking rather than simple suicide. There used to be a lengthy pub joke about the Kung Fu character and his master about wanking which ended with the master saying, 'Just cheese grinder till your eyes look like mine'. I was reminded of it when I read about DC's death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted June 5, 2009 It's a long time since we had a "Mulligan". If my memory serves me correctly there was a thread somewhere which dealt with the "died wanking" genre, the most famous exponent being Hutchence. This guy is certainly a worthy addition, made more picquant by the fact it occurred in Bangkok which means a ladyboy could have been involved (as Alan Partridge said, "I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing"). Or a Milligan, even. At least with a Mulligan you get to have another go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WEP Posted June 5, 2009 According to physician Porntip Rojanasunan, Carradine died of "masturbation"! That connects his death to recently died Nobel laureate Robert F. Furchgott, who invented v iagra... And, by the way, Dr. Porntip seemed to be involved also, or? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted June 5, 2009 More details emerging. This is indeed a bizarre one. Or is it me? I mean, it's never occured to me to hide in the wardrobe and tie a rope round my todger. I'm guessing Mrs MPFC would alternate between laughing and moaning about the dry cleaning bills on her favourite clothes. Does anyone else hereabouts actually see the attraction in this kinda strangulated, subterranean toss-off caper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted June 5, 2009 http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090605/en_af...leusthailandsex What a stupid thing of him to do. He admitted to getting drunk, and breaking his neighbors windows and walking around their house bleeding and naked, in his book. I think that was during the times of his Kung Fu series. Didn't some famous singer die in a hanging sex act in a hotel already? Why didn't David just find a 20 year old Thai woman to "yank" it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted June 5, 2009 http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090605/en_af...leusthailandsex What a stupid thing of him to do. He admitted to getting drunk, and breaking his neighbors windows and walking around their house bleeding and naked, in his book. I think that was during the times of his Kung Fu series. Didn't some famous singer die in a hanging sex act in a hotel already? Why didn't David just find a 20 year old Thai woman to "yank" it? I believe the famous singer you are referring to is Michael Hutchence from INXS. Some claim he died while having sex; others claim it was suicide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted June 5, 2009 More details emerging. This is indeed a bizarre one. Or is it me? I mean, it's never occured to me to hide in the wardrobe and tie a rope round my todger. I'm guessing Mrs MPFC would alternate between laughing and moaning about the dry cleaning bills on her favourite clothes. Does anyone else hereabouts actually see the attraction in this kinda strangulated, subterranean toss-off caper? Honestly, I was under the impression that David Carradine was suffering from some kind of terminal illness (cancer?) that took a debilitating toll on him. He couldn't handle it any more so he killed himself. I figure that since he is getting up there in years, that would be the most plausible. Another possibility was that David Carradine was suffering from depression of some kind and that's why he took his own life. But if the circumstances leading to his death are true, it's a pathetic way to die. It doesn't take away his accomplishments or my respect for the man, but it's a really pointless death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Julie Kirkbride Posted June 5, 2009 Does anyone else hereabouts actually see the attraction in this kinda strangulated, subterranean toss-off caper? Not me, that's for sure. Stephen Milligan and I may have been engaged, but that was as far as it went. Honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted June 5, 2009 Forensic expert Porntip Rojanasunan, who works with Thailand's Ministry of Justice, said the death appeared to be caused by an "auto-erotic accident." Brilliant name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted June 5, 2009 It's a long time since we had a "Mulligan". If my memory serves me correctly there was a thread somewhere which dealt with the "died wanking" genre, the most famous exponent being Hutchence. This guy is certainly a worthy addition, made more picquant by the fact it occurred in Bangkok which means a ladyboy could have been involved (as Alan Partridge said, "I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing"). Or a Milligan, even. At least with a Mulligan you get to have another go. Ah yes, Milligan. I seem to remember his case involved a tangerine in the mouth rather than a rope in the cupboard. However, end result the same, they both tossed a seven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostofchat7 1 Posted June 5, 2009 Forensic expert Porntip Rojanasunan, who works with Thailand's Ministry of Justice, said the death appeared to be caused by an "auto-erotic accident." Brilliant name. They must have auto-erotic accidents all the time in BangCock? Foul play?http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/05/carradines-rep-davids-hands-were-tied/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted June 5, 2009 Does anyone else hereabouts actually see the attraction in this kinda strangulated, subterranean toss-off caper? Not me, that's for sure. Stephen Milligan and I may have been engaged, but that was as far as it went. Honest. Yes, he did like to bury his face in plastic bags. I'm sure you made him very happy - for a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted June 5, 2009 Not me, that's for sure. Stephen Milligan and I may have been engaged, but that was as far as it went. Honest. Was it your underwear and stockings he was wearing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Julie K Posted June 5, 2009 Not me, that's for sure. Stephen Milligan and I may have been engaged, but that was as far as it went. Honest. Was it your underwear and stockings he was wearing? You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment. Must rush, I need to go and clean out Andrew's gimp suit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 5, 2009 Carradine was a method actor and took his martial arts seriously. Black Belt apparently....round his neck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted June 5, 2009 ... maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to start a thread for David Carradine after all. This one's filling up! Any chance of someone shifting it all over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted June 5, 2009 ... maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to start a thread for David Carradine after all. This one's filling up! Any chance of someone shifting it all over? Shifted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted June 5, 2009 seems to be confirmed that he died from autoerotic asphyxiation, apparantly he used his black belt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 5, 2009 Unfortunately for Stephen Hawking, David Carradine has recently disproved his space time theories by spontaneously coming and going. There are several people who manage to embarrass their families by coming out of the closet. David Carradine managed to embarrass his trying to come into it. Police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus following David Carradine's death. Oh well, I guess he was well hung. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
