DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

Bibliogryphon's on his way back to London.

https://www.flightradar24.com/BAW851/9f9060e

 

Edit: Landed.

[CarolAnn 926]

So you have a real life? All of you?

I have so much freaking real life that my currently Batman-decorated house may explode.

[YoungWillz 21,044]

First my first junior cert exam at 12:00 now I don't have any exams until Friday afternoon.

 

How'd you get on?

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

First my first junior cert exam at 12:00 now I don't have any exams until Friday afternoon.

 

How'd you get on?

very well the exam was very easy I got out an half an hour early.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Just 'blocked' posts from my second user ever. First one cuz he(?) is an asshole. This second one cuz he posts such useless shit, after I read it I want to stab my fucking eyes out and roast them into smores.

SC

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Just 'blocked' posts from my second user ever. First one cuz he(?) is an asshole. This second one cuz he posts such useless shit, after I read it I want to stab my fucking eyes out and roast them into smores.

SC

I had no idea you could block yourself.

[charon 4,943]

He can't see you lfn. .

 

 

 

 

Plus, wtf is a 'smore' ?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

He can't see you lfn. .

 

 

 

 

Plus, wtf is a 'smore' ?

Im fucked if I know, but stabbing himself in the eyes sounds like a seriously good idea to me.

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

 

He can't see you lfn. .

 

 

 

 

Plus, wtf is a 'smore' ?

Im fucked if I know, but stabbing himself in the eyes sounds like a seriously good idea to me.

 

Looks like they are American camping snacks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%27more .A marshmallow between two biscuits. If that's not punning material I don't know what is.

[charon 4,943]

YW or Cat will be along in a min with the standard Kenneth Williams/Frankie Howerd gif.

[YoungWillz 21,044]

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

Just 'blocked' posts from my second user ever. First one cuz he(?) is an asshole. This second one cuz he posts such useless shit, after I read it I want to stab my fucking eyes out and roast them into smores.

SC

If your going to announce to the world that you blocked a user at least tell us who.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

Just 'blocked' posts from my second user ever. First one cuz he(?) is an asshole. This second one cuz he posts such useless shit, after I read it I want to stab my fucking eyes out and roast them into smores.

SC

If your going to announce to the world that you blocked a user at least tell us who.

 

Nobody gives a shit.

[charon 4,943]

Bizarro, but after having my June bath today, I walked into the living room in time to hear the words "and what exactly is a smore?" on the radio

 

 

Having never having heard the word in almost 50 years, that's twice in a day.

 

 

 

+++It was a food programme, and they were on about chocolate , and apparently cheap chocolate is better for smores as it melts in a different way to the expensive stuff. Or summit.+++

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Bizarro, but after having my June bath today, I walked into the living room in time to hear the words "and what exactly is a smore?" on the radio

 

 

Having never having heard the word in almost 50 years, that's twice in a day.

 

 

 

+++It was a food programme, and they were on about chocolate , and apparently cheap chocolate is better for smores as it melts in a different way to the expensive stuff. Or summit.+++

It's not as extraordinary a coincidence as you think. When you're starting to sound like Radio 4. You may as well start listening to The News Quiz with a glass of Pimms now and describing yourself as a "chap" on your Twitter page.

Buying Alexander Armstrong's albums will be next.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

Bizarro, but after having my June bath .+++

you only wash yourself once a month. You dirty basterd.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

 

Bizarro, but after having my June bath .+++

you only wash yourself once a month. You dirty basterd.

How often does Mummy give you a bath?

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

 

Bizarro, but after having my June bath .+++

you only wash yourself once a month. You dirty basterd.

How often does Mummy give you a bath?

I shower myself once a day like a gent.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

 

Just 'blocked' posts from my second user ever. First one cuz he(?) is an asshole. This second one cuz he posts such useless shit, after I read it I want to stab my effing eyes out and roast them into smores.

SC

 

I had no idea you could block yourself.

I actually expected a dozen posts along that line. Hell, I'd have said it haha. Thanks Lord FN.

SC

[CarolAnn 926]

 

 

He can't see you lfn. .

 

 

 

 

Plus, wtf is a 'smore' ?

Im fucked if I know, but stabbing himself in the eyes sounds like a seriously good idea to me.

 

Looks like they are American camping snacks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%27more .A marshmallow between two biscuits. If that's not punning material I don't know what is.

 

 

A s'more is a toasted marshmallow with a slab of chocolate between two graham crackers. They are amazingly good.

[CarolAnn 926]

 

Just 'blocked' posts from my second user ever. First one cuz he(?) is an asshole. This second one cuz he posts such useless shit, after I read it I want to stab my effing eyes out and roast them into smores.

SC

I had no idea you could block yourself.

 

 

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I know! You're the asshole!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

 

Just 'blocked' posts from my second user ever. First one cuz he(?) is an asshole. This second one cuz he posts such useless shit, after I read it I want to stab my effing eyes out and roast them into smores.

SC

I had no idea you could block yourself.

 

 

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I know! You're the asshole!

 

I sure am baby!!!!!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Whos been effing about with the f u c k I n g swear filter??

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

Whos been effing about with the f u c k I n g swear filter??

That's another one for Paul.