DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

[Handrejka 1,904]

On 24/08/2020 at 18:55, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

So, Facebook.

Because I had recently viewed the Rentaghost Appreciation Society page it recommended to me the Strictly Polari group and the Larry Grayson Appreciation Society page.

Work that fucker out because I can't.

 

  

If you think that's weird, I got recommended a Victorian era lingerie page after liking a T0m Lehrer one[intentional typo due to superstition]. 

[TQR 14,391]

A negative PCR confirms I have this fucking “supercold” going about. It’s not just a Mirror-friendly doom-mongering headline; it’s proper shit. 

[time 8,599]

Bugger. I've just found out I'm going to lose my internet connection from my computer because its giving MicroSoft problems because I've been infected by a trojan. At least that's what the nice Indian-sounding gentleman told me before I hung up on him.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Just seen Paul Jones pop up on Anglia News.

Looks bloody good for a 79 year old and obviously feels good as he is going on tour with The Manfreds.

Just saying, like.

[TQR 14,391]

Just flushed a morning turd that’s going to have a lovely day at the seaside while I’m holed up at work. Good ole Britain.

[time 8,599]

I thought Children in Need was last week.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

2 hours ago, time said:

I thought Children in Need was last week.

Alas, it was not to be.

[TQR 14,391]

I’d just like to say, as plenty of bitcoin/crypto people cry until their Ray-Bans are all steamed up as a result of their value dropping significantly today, I hope they all fall to fucking zero.

[Toast 16,140]

Fuckity fuck.  Been invited to a wedding on New Year's Eve.  I hate weddings, and I hate NYE.

I've avoided going out on NYE ever since I caught a nasty virus (no, not that one) some years back.  It provides the optimum conditions for catching anything that's doing the rounds.

I may have to resort to subterfuge. 

[msc 18,443]

21 minutes ago, Toast said:

Fuckity fuck.  Been invited to a wedding on New Year's Eve.  I hate weddings, and I hate NYE.

I've avoided going out on NYE ever since I caught a nasty virus (no, not that one) some years back.  It provides the optimum conditions for catching anything that's doing the rounds.

I may have to resort to subterfuge. 

 

Tragically I foresee that you may be under the weather on Hogmanay and unable to travel to weddings? 

[Toast 16,140]

17 hours ago, msc said:

Tragically I foresee that you may be under the weather on Hogmanay and unable to travel to weddings? 

 

I may have to isolate. 

I have been out and bought them a present though, that I don't mind.

[Bibliogryphon 9,579]

First night away from home with work since March 2020. In Cornwall to visit a customer. 

[TQR 14,391]

On 21/05/2021 at 21:03, TQR said:

Just been jabbed. I now have 5G!

 

On 16/07/2021 at 18:20, TQR said:

And again. Incredible signal now.

Fuck! Jabbed again! I can’t handle the download speeds!

[Pegasus 3]

57 minutes ago, TQR said:

 

Fuck! Jabbed again! I can’t handle the download speeds!

 

That's enough about your porn hoarding habits, what was the jab like? 

[TQR 14,391]

1 hour ago, Pegasus said:

 

That's enough about your porn hoarding habits, what was the jab like? 

Blimey, it’s taken you four whole posts to mention porn. Your restraint is enviable 

[TQR 14,391]

Waiting to see Bill Bailey at the Cliffs Pavilion in Sarfend.

[TQR 14,391]

3 hours ago, TQR said:

Waiting to see Bill Bailey at the Cliffs Pavilion in Sarfend.

…he was fucking, fucking brilliant. 

[Handrejka 1,904]

I took some books to a charity shop at the weekend. I got a message today  from a friend  I haven't seen in a while asking if I wanted my photo back. I had somehow left a photo of myself in the book without realising and my friend had coincidentally bought it. 

I am not really that bothered about getting the photo back but it was nice to hear from her. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

41 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

I took some books to a charity shop at the weekend. I got a message today  from a friend  I haven't seen in a while asking if I wanted my photo back. I had somehow left a photo of myself in the book without realising and my friend had coincidentally bought it. 

I am not really that bothered about getting the photo back but it was nice to hear from her. 

Spooky!!!!!

[Windsor 2,233]

1 hour ago, Handrejka said:

I took some books to a charity shop at the weekend. I got a message today  from a friend  I haven't seen in a while asking if I wanted my photo back. I had somehow left a photo of myself in the book without realising and my friend had coincidentally bought it. 

I am not really that bothered about getting the photo back but it was nice to hear from her. 

Maybe she’s a long time stalker who saw you put the books in the charity shop, made up a story about finding the photo in the book, just as an excuse to meet you in person. The photo is one she took of you. 

 

Then you ruined her elaborate plan by telling her you weren’t bothered about the photo. 

[Handrejka 1,904]

48 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Spooky!!!!!

I am trying to imagine what her reaction would have been.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

1 minute ago, Handrejka said:

I am trying to imagine what her reaction would have been.

Shock, I would think!

[Handrejka 1,904]

16 minutes ago, Windsor said:

Maybe she’s a long time stalker who saw you put the books in the charity shop, made up a story about finding the photo in the book, just as an excuse to meet you in person. The photo is one she took of you. 

 

Then you ruined her elaborate plan by telling her you weren’t bothered about the photo. 

Ha, nothing that interesting I am afraid, just me being a bit ditzy and using anything I can find as a bookmark, in this case a photo of me. I nearly lost my passport doing something similar once.

I don't have photos of me lying around due to vanity. I write to lots of pen pals and usually have a few photos to hand in case they ask for one.

 

Strangely though the book is a psychological thriller with a character who is a stalker.

[One shot Paddy 1,206]

10 hours ago, Handrejka said:

 

 

Strangely though the book is a psychological thriller with a character who is a stalker.

So the photo was left in as bait then?

[Handrejka 1,904]

8 hours ago, One shot Paddy said:

So the photo was left in as bait then?

Indeed. The ditziness is an act.