deadsox 894 Posted May 2, 2010 Circle The Cat I got it on the second try. Now I'm going fishing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Kettley 49 Posted May 4, 2010 Enjoy the local sights Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted May 9, 2010 Listen to the dulcet strains of Mrs. Miller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted May 12, 2010 Take lessons in professional, unbiased journalism - Adam Boulton vs Alistair Campbell Oh, and Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,687 Posted May 14, 2010 Get the lowdown on how nice Vinnie Jones is, and what cnut that Cilla Black is by dropping in on a forum for cabin crew here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted May 20, 2010 Things to do while waiting for your own death. The Last Supper Club bet on the odds for their own demise. Not sure how you collect your winnings though. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,709 Posted May 21, 2010 Enrol at Professor Bootsy Collins's Funk University. I'm slightly disappointed to find it's a virtual establishment and not a crumbling gothic mansion tucked away in the Chilterns. Otherwise I'd have packed my '67 sunburst Mustang with rosewood fingerboard and my finest fedora and headed straight off, all y'all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,682 Posted May 21, 2010 Play Pacman. Get in quick, it won't last long! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,366 Posted May 26, 2010 Indulge in a spot of vodka eyeballing. I bet they'd have much more fun putting LSD in their eyes instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 31, 2010 At around say four he'll be good at rolling joints. Soon he'll be on those Halls cough drops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,687 Posted June 6, 2010 Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how. Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works. Now look up your number in the list below... 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 18. Toy Story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted June 6, 2010 Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out whatmovie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how. Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works. Now look up your number in the list below... 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 18. Toy Story I must say that I am deeply disturbed by the results of this test. It brings out a facet in my character that I had hitherto not recognized. I have an appointment for professional treatment and therapy. Thanks MPFC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 6, 2010 Mine was "Star Wars" Telling porkies again? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted June 6, 2010 Pick a number from 1-9. You won't catch me with the old 9 times table chestnut, the trick is to pick a decimal seeing as it doesn't ask either for an integer or a natural number. I got Toy Story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted June 6, 2010 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat Spot on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 6, 2010 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat Spot on. Yep, guess I'll be seeing you and Deadsox in group therapy sometime soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,803 Posted June 6, 2010 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat Spot on. Seen it. Four times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted June 8, 2010 Pioneer revolutionary approach to baby care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Godot 149 Posted June 22, 2010 Have a hearty breakfast....if you can find it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted July 14, 2010 Translate the bible in to Yorkshire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
