Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2010

[Windsor 2,143]

Visit Cumbria, famed for its sheep, Deathlisters and now Scrabble champions.

 

Don't forget Derrick Bird.

 

Everybody's heard about the bird...

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Play scrabble

 

Since this winner is an open about being trapped in a man's body whilst also walking Cumbrian streets s/he might be worth a punt on a 2011 dead pool. Not every Cumbrian does tolerance for sexual minorities.

[time 7,968]

Punch Gary Neville in the face!

 

or Maggie Thatcher.

[Monoclinic 39]

Punch Gary Neville in the face!

 

or Maggie Thatcher.

 

 

One epileptic mouse attack later and Mrs T's tally crept up by over a 100. I might go back for seconds.

 

 

Edit: Gutted, it always goes back to 46603 hits. It seems that unlike The Belgrano, you can't hit the opposition when they're down.

[honez 79]

Check out where Lady Luck's cranky sister Bad Luck Bitch has visited recently.

[Paul Bearer 5,683]

Will you be affected by the falling meteor

[Godot 148]

Pick an image and project it on whoever and whatever you want. The possibilities are limitless.

[honez 79]

Climb a TV tower. Watch this video if you dare.

Trust me, it's worth sitting through the whole thing.

It gave me the sweats when he... oh, just watch it.

[Rotten Ali 599]

Climb a TV tower. Watch this video if you dare.

Trust me, it's worth sitting through the whole thing.

It gave me the sweats when he... oh, just watch it.

 

O.M.G.

That's too much like I want the voice over guy to say something like - "Don't worry, he is also wearing a parachute!"

 

I watched an interesting clip this morning - but it was nothing compared to this. In fact more like mild training hike for that job...

 

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Climb a TV tower. Watch this video if you dare.

Trust me, it's worth sitting through the whole thing.

It gave me the sweats when he... oh, just watch it.

 

I had to stop watching it, I genuinely came over all giddy and felt like I was going to pass out, and I'm sat on a fucking beanbag in the comfort of my own lounge! I'll try and finish watching it later when I feel slightly less pussyish!

[Paul Bearer 5,683]

Climb a TV tower. Watch this video if you dare.

Trust me, it's worth sitting through the whole thing.

It gave me the sweats when he... oh, just watch it.

 

I had to stop watching it, I genuinely came over all giddy and felt like I was going to pass out, and I'm sat on a fucking beanbag in the comfort of my own lounge! I'll try and finish watching it later when I feel slightly less pussyish!

 

Is it me? I thought it was boring. I thought there was going to be some kind of 'punchline' near the end, like one of the guys replacing a light bulb or something like that.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Climb a TV tower. Watch this video if you dare.

Trust me, it's worth sitting through the whole thing.

It gave me the sweats when he... oh, just watch it.

 

I had to stop watching it, I genuinely came over all giddy and felt like I was going to pass out, and I'm sat on a fucking beanbag in the comfort of my own lounge! I'll try and finish watching it later when I feel slightly less pussyish!

 

Is it me? I thought it was boring. I thought there was going to be some kind of 'punchline' near the end, like one of the guys replacing a light bulb or something like that.

 

 

Well, maybe it's just me being a wuss then! I've watched it till the end but I had to keep pausing it! There is absolutely no way on this earth you would get me to do that. I don't even like going up in the attic

[Godot 148]

Walk on water, among other things.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Walk on water, among other things.

Did they throw that girl through a basketball hoop? Damn.

 

regards,

Hein

[Monoclinic 39]

 

 

Speaking of dickheads, I saw that chap blade off of the Eiffel Tower. It wasn't first time lucky. Well I say *saw*, we were at the side, saw practiquement fuck tous, however managed to escape across the river and away before most of the crowd could say bonnet de douche.

[Death Watch Beatle 40]

Take your driving test in

 

DWB

[Rotten Ali 599]

Take your driving test in

 

DWB

 

So bleadin' rude - no wonder the Yanks were so unwelcome in Iraq with driving like that!

[Godot 148]

Take your driving test in

 

DWB

 

So bleadin' rude - no wonder the Yanks were so unwelcome in Iraq with driving like that!

Not much different than the M25 on a Monday morning.

[Godot 148]

Swiss guy has new take on old trick. If YouTube had been around in William Tell's day I suppose the medieval nerds would all have been writing "fake" just the same.

[time 7,968]

Its "Have sex with a guy with a moustache day" .

 

Ladies, you have 3 1/2 hours left (this side of the pond at least) - please form an orderly queue.

[Spade_Cooley 9,022]

Make your millions in the world of online retail

[time 7,968]

How about some Karaoke?

[Godot 148]

Go bear hunting.

[Godot 148]

 

[DevonDeathTrip 2,290]

Try your hand at QWOP athletics.