welshman 30 Posted July 21, 2010 Death? . great post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,290 Posted July 27, 2010 Test your reaction skills. Not Welsh Porn I managed an average time of 0.179 seconds and will try again a bit later after drinking copious amounts of vodka in the name of research. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted July 27, 2010 Test your reaction skills. Not Welsh Porn I managed an average time of 0.179 seconds and will try again a bit later after drinking copious amounts of vodka in the name of research. I'll put my poor efforts down to the speed of my computer! But the game can't have an inbuilt one thousand of a second tolerance. I kept getting 0.172 never lower unless I showed a lucky shot finger trouble effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,968 Posted July 27, 2010 Test your reaction skills. Not Welsh Porn I managed an average time of 0.179 seconds and will try again a bit later after drinking copious amounts of vodka in the name of research. I'll put my poor efforts down to the speed of my computer! But the game can't have an inbuilt one thousand of a second tolerance. I kept getting 0.172 never lower unless I showed a lucky shot finger trouble effort. I managed .228 (with a low of .117) on my first attempt (bobbing bobcat), however subsequent attempts have seen me relegated to the status of sluggish snail, as a result of a combination of being too slow and too fast. I put this down to a heavy week at work and not enough sleep. I will also try later, after a (hopefully) good night's sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted August 4, 2010 Carve yourself out a niche as the world's biggest troll. Not safe for... well, anyone really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 6, 2010 Pictures say more than a film ever can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted August 6, 2010 Pictures say more than a film ever can. Picture 26 - everything one will ever need in one street! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 7, 2010 Pictures say more than a film ever can. Picture 26 - everything one will ever need in one street! Agreed! I thought the pics were amazing, so alive, much more so than a cine film. Then again, I am aware of my sad twat status, the pics certainly didnt hit the spot elsewhere in the Fellatio household. Hey, we all whinge about recessions, some of those kids didnt even have any fucking shoes to wear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted August 7, 2010 Pictures say more than a film ever can. Picture 26 - everything one will ever need in one street! Agreed! I thought the pics were amazing, so alive, much more so than a cine film. Then again, I am aware of my sad twat status, the pics certainly didnt hit the spot elsewhere in the Fellatio household. Hey, we all whinge about recessions, some of those kids didnt even have any fucking shoes to wear! They almost look like they are actors in costumes, I thought the colour makes you perceive them in a completely different way to a black and white picture. Good spot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 599 Posted August 7, 2010 Pictures say more than a film ever can. Picture 26 - everything one will ever need in one street! Agreed! I thought the pics were amazing, so alive, much more so than a cine film. Then again, I am aware of my sad twat status, the pics certainly didnt hit the spot elsewhere in the Fellatio household. Hey, we all whinge about recessions, some of those kids didnt even have any fucking shoes to wear! They almost look like they are actors in costumes, I thought the colour makes you perceive them in a completely different way to a black and white picture. Good spot! Totally gripping. Thanks. Some of the latter ones were exactly the way to capture a moment in time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,968 Posted August 21, 2010 I never could do this puzzle when I was a kid; I just found out I still can't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted September 2, 2010 Make hay while the sun shines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted September 4, 2010 Enjoy a spin in the car. Chapman, 43, admitted driving dangerously and outraging public decency. Her solicitor told the court her client’s actions had been a futile attempt to make herself feel better at a time when she was under stress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted September 5, 2010 Enjoy a spin in the car. Chapman, 43, admitted driving dangerously and outraging public decency. Her solicitor told the court her client’s actions had been a futile attempt to make herself feel better at a time when she was under stress. What the fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,017 Posted September 5, 2010 Well, put it this way Lardy. Given the dangerous nature of combining those two activities had she screamed 'Oh God, I'm coming,' she might have been right on both counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted September 5, 2010 Well, put it this way Lardy. Given the dangerous nature of combining those two activities had she screamed 'Oh God, I'm coming,' she might have been right on both counts. I'm just astounded really, she surely must have some sort of mental deficiency. And nobody wanks to feel BETTER about themselves! You wank because you're bored, or to fill in five minutes whilst the Pot Noodle is steaming, and you never feel BETTER! You feel ashamed and sticky! Or maybe that's just me....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted September 5, 2010 Enjoy a spin in the car. Chapman, 43, admitted driving dangerously and outraging public decency. Her solicitor told the court her client’s actions had been a futile attempt to make herself feel better at a time when she was under stress. I can't see how masturbating would help with her incontinence problem-if anything it would have made it worse. Speaking of which, shouldn't she have been wearing one of those adult sized nappies? How the hell does wanking make someone who has received bad news feel better? Call me old fashioned, but I always assumed it to be the pass time of the bored and the horny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted September 6, 2010 Enjoy a spin in the car. Chapman, 43, admitted driving dangerously and outraging public decency. Her solicitor told the court her client’s actions had been a futile attempt to make herself feel better at a time when she was under stress. I can't see how masturbating would help with her incontinence problem-if anything it would have made it worse. Speaking of which, shouldn't she have been wearing one of those adult sized nappies? How the hell does wanking make someone who has received bad news feel better? Call me old fashioned, but I always assumed it to be the pass time of the bored and the horny! Yeh. Pretty much what I just said up there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 6, 2010 You are all missing the point! How could that trucker possibly have been shocked by what he saw? As has been said by somebody before, truckers are serial killers and rapists. Those coppers would have been better off leaving that woman to continue massaging her kipper and, instead, had matey boy onto the hard shoulder so that they could carry out a full search of his truck for bodies, or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 12, 2010 Muck about with Google Scribe. Type any old crap in, and have a laugh (by repeatedly pressing enter) as Google Scribe comes up with all sorts of nonsense trying to finish your sentence. For example... Around the rugged rocks, the ragged rascal ran, and the payment method selected by you for the abuse report to the Board of Directors. Banshees Scream lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for viewing and printing of these books are nothing but another form of therapy. He's not the Messiah he 's just a blog with a link to this job must be done in the past year and a half years ago and I have been a number of different ways to get the best deal for this Single Family House in the Big Apple to the punch by going beyond the call of the wild. She sells sea shells by the sea and the sky is completly gray and white matter of the present invention is to provide a login for this account as well as the ability to make a difference in the lives of the people who are not in the same way as the first step to doing all this and more on Facebook in the album named after the famous TV show in the next few years. Have a go here... http://scribe.googlelabs.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted September 13, 2010 Muck about with Google Scribe. I tried a few classic beginnings. I don't expect Google Scribe to win literary prizes anytime soon: Shall I compare thee to a summer camp for children with special needs and their families in the area. Call me Ishmael review of the literature on the subject of the present invention. It was the best of times and then they will become more apparent from the following detailed description. Happy families are all alike in the several States and Territories to the north of the city of New York. It was a dark and stormy night in their own right and do not want to be related. Sometimes the stupid programme loses track: A spectre is haunting Europe and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and ... It is an ancient Mariner Hybrid 4WD MPG Database Search Results for All Products → ∞ regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted September 14, 2010 Go on a cruise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 15, 2010 Take your wife/partner/significant other shopping in Cambridge and avoid Whitstable like the plague if you value time and shoe leather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted September 15, 2010 Muck about with Google Scribe. I tried a few classic beginnings. I don't expect Google Scribe to win literary prizes anytime soon: Shall I compare thee to a summer camp for children with special needs and their families in the area. Call me Ishmael review of the literature on the subject of the present invention. It was the best of times and then they will become more apparent from the following detailed description. Happy families are all alike in the several States and Territories to the north of the city of New York. It was a dark and stormy night in their own right and do not want to be related. Sometimes the stupid programme loses track: A spectre is haunting Europe and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and ... It is an ancient Mariner Hybrid 4WD MPG Database Search Results for All Products → ∞ regards, Hein That sure beats the English lessons I remember. God how I hated to over analyse books and write essays agreeing with my teachers opinion of a book for the want of a GCSE. Good books spoiled probably but certainly puts me off the authors I read in school for life. Whilst I'm at it I may as well continue my rant... why is it that English Lit is always deemed the more important qualification over English Lang? (As in regarded more highly.) For the GCSE we could take in our texts for the lit exam, in which we had previously made copious notes and highlighted all the relevant quotes, so all one had to do was rewrite this to fit the essay title and Bob's your uncle there you go have an A. The English language exam was based on unseen texts, far harder IMHO, certainly not an exam that you could revise parrot fashion for, a proper test. Before my exam year (94), the two English qualifications were 100% coursework where you chose your best bits! Talk about easy and fucking easy. No wonder we and those pupils who have followed make the likes of honez mad! I guess if you want to learn decent English these days the trick is to move to Holland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
