Monoclinic 39 Posted May 8, 2010 Will probably die on its arse but hey, at least I'm trying. Objective, to post your answer and pose another. Would you rather do something immoral or illegal? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted May 8, 2010 Will probably die on its arse but hey, at least I'm trying. Objective, to post your answer and pose another. Would you rather do something immoral or illegal? Immoral it's probably more fun. Would you rather know when you were going to die but not how, or how you were going to die but not when? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted May 8, 2010 Would you rather know when you were going to die but not how, or how you were going to die but not when? I know how I'm going to die, but not when. I've a sure-fire method of suicide, and I'm happy with this. If I knew when I was going to die but not how, I think it would totally ruin my life; I'd never be able to stop thinking about that moment and all the possible permutations of varying causes of death. I'd put clocks all over my house and on my pc wallpaper counting down the seconds etc. and just before I was due to die I'd probably off myself anyway in an attempt to avoid a potentially more painful and prolonged death, thereby generating an ironic paradox of self-fulfilling prophecy. What's preferable? A tepid but well-made cup of tea/coffee, or a nice hot one that's been poorly made? All this proves is that I prefer answering questions to posing them. As a sociopath, I don't really have much empathy with humans, so I could be here all day posing questions which, ultimately, could be equally well posed by a computer program, for all the emotional engagement they ellicit. Good luck with the thread though, hope it runs and runs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted May 8, 2010 Would you rather know when you were going to die but not how, or how you were going to die but not when? I know how I'm going to die, but not when. I've a sure-fire method of suicide, and I'm happy with this. If I knew when I was going to die but not how, I think it would totally ruin my life; I'd never be able to stop thinking about that moment and all the possible permutations of varying causes of death. I'd put clocks all over my house and on my pc wallpaper counting down the seconds etc. and just before I was due to die I'd probably off myself anyway in an attempt to avoid a potentially more painful and prolonged death, thereby generating an ironic paradox of self-fulfilling prophecy. What's preferable? A tepid but well-made cup of tea/coffee, or a nice hot one that's been poorly made? All this proves is that I prefer answering questions to posing them. As a sociopath, I don't really have much empathy with humans, so I could be here all day posing questions which, ultimately, could be equally well posed by a computer program, for all the emotional engagement they ellicit. Good luck with the thread though, hope it runs and runs. Nice hot one. Up or down? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 8, 2010 What's preferable? A tepid but well-made cup of tea/coffee, or a nice hot one that's been poorly made? It's different for coffee and tea. Coffee is only palatable when hot. Lukewarm coffee is shite, well-made or not. I do drink tea, rarely, and find that well-made tea is drinkable, even when cold. Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends? regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted May 8, 2010 Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends? regards, Hein In hell with my friends, and probably my fellow deathlisters as well. See you there? Dogs or cats? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted May 8, 2010 Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends? regards, Hein In hell with my friends, and probably my fellow deathlisters as well. See you there? Dogs or cats? Dogs (obviously) lib/con or lib/lab? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted May 8, 2010 Where would you rather be: in heaven with your relatives or in hell with your friends? regards, Hein In hell with my friends, and probably my fellow deathlisters as well. See you there? Dogs or cats? Dogs (obviously) lib/con or lib/lab? lib/lab, I voted lib dem to keep the tories out in my constituency. That's the simplified answer. Next question 16 year old malt whisky; with water or without? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted May 8, 2010 16 year old malt whisky; with water or without? Always without! Would it be better to drink scotch, from the glass, in an alley? Or straight from the bottle, in an exclusive bar? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted May 8, 2010 16 year old malt whisky; with water or without? Always without! Would it be better to drink scotch, from the glass, in an alley? Or straight from the bottle, in an exclusive bar? From the glass in an alley, as long as it was a dirty glass. For dipping your soldier, is it best to have the boiled egg pointy end up or round end? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted May 8, 2010 16 year old malt whisky; with water or without? Always without! Would it be better to drink scotch, from the glass, in an alley? Or straight from the bottle, in an exclusive bar? From the glass in an alley, as long as it was a dirty glass. For dipping your soldier, is it best to have the boiled egg pointy end up or round end? Pointy end up. Single paper or double wide? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,205 Posted May 8, 2010 Double wide. Blonde or Brunette? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted May 9, 2010 Double wide. Blonde or Brunette? Brunette. (Or, if pushed, peroxide blonde) shaved or waxed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted May 9, 2010 Brunette. (Or, if pushed, peroxide blonde) shaved or waxed? Shaved but Mr Depp can wax if he must. Power of invisibility or mind reading? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted May 9, 2010 Brunette. (Or, if pushed, peroxide blonde) shaved or waxed? Shaved but Mr Depp can wax if he must. Power of invisibility or mind reading? Invisibility. Red or white wine? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted May 9, 2010 Red or white wine? I'd say Hirondelle red over Blue Nun. On the egg soldier Marmite or Vegemite? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted May 9, 2010 Invisibility. Red or white wine? Red Clegg's options work with: Conservatives or Labour 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted May 9, 2010 Clegg's options work with: Conservatives or Labour None of the above. If he's wanting to make proportional representation part of the deal, there'll be no coalition. France or Germany? regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted May 9, 2010 France, cos they haven't declared war on us in over a century. Blur or Oasis? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted May 9, 2010 Invisibility. Red or white wine? Red Clegg's options work with: Conservatives or Labour Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite? Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted May 9, 2010 Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite? Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd? Marmite. Carlisle in the JPT final. Squid beak or camel toe? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 9, 2010 Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite? Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd? Marmite. Carlisle in the JPT final. Squid beak or camel toe? Camel toe. Spit or swallow? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,586 Posted May 9, 2010 Oy MPFC out of order, see previous post. Vegemite or Marmite? Carlisle Utd or Leeds Utd? Marmite. Carlisle in the JPT final. Squid beak or camel toe? Camel toe. Spit or swallow? I'll go swallow, but generally I'm not that fussed. John Terry or Rio Ferdinand? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted May 10, 2010 John Terry or Rio Ferdinand? CJ Wilson. Only child or four siblings? Only child...oh wait, did I answer that myself? Sorry. Pratchett or Gaiman? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted May 10, 2010 John Terry or Rio Ferdinand? CJ Wilson. Only child or four siblings? Only child...oh wait, did I answer that myself? Sorry. Pratchett or Gaiman? Gaiman becuase he's cuter. Camilla or Diana? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites