Joey Russ 7,220 Posted August 1, 2017 2 hours ago, charon said: Attention to detail.... Its why I'm 50, skint and unmarried. Great Thing. "Brit" & "We" = Roey not being a MK burner. Paul denies it, probably not have the time tbf. Harry? Too many others on the go. Zorders? Nah, he's funnier than that. So who the fuck is Roey? I am who I say I am. An American teenager who first noticed this forum last year after Prince died. Do you seriously believe that I am an alter ego of another person from the U.K. who already posts here a lot? Or are you just trying to fuck around. If it's the former, I think a mod need to publicly confirm that I am in the US, and not someone from the U.K. who is some other poster. I doubt anyone is near me anyways, so I don't get why you think I'm not who I am. If it's the latter, then your not funny, and it's a joke that needs to stop, cause you're not going anywhere with that. Just stick to the Roey thing ffs... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: I am who I say I am. An American teenager who first noticed this forum last year after Prince died. Do you seriously believe that I am an alter ego of another person from the U.K. who already posts here a lot? Or are you just trying to fuck around. If it's the former, I think a mod need to publicly confirm that I am in the US, and not someone from the U.K. who is some other poster. I doubt anyone is near me anyways, so I don't get why you think I'm not who I am. If it's the latter, then your not funny, and it's a joke that needs to stop, cause you're not going anywhere with that. Just stick to the Roey thing ffs... FFS Man Paul, this stuff was funny for a few months, now it's just stale. Switch up, I quite liked you're Mugabe persona. My other theory is Mugabe, Roey and MK are all Hein's way of trolling us all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 2, 2017 16 hours ago, charon said: *isn't a fern technically a tree? Step over them all the fucking time. And twigs. Step over them an aw. Their definitely trees. I unfortunately have 15-foot tall bamboo on my property line of my home, and it's technically a grass. So I think you are quite right Charon. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 2, 2017 Consider whether some people really are so stupid that we probably should introduce a cycling license. Amazed they haven't killed themselves; 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 4, 2017 Check your fucking lottery tickets. You might have just won £51,000,000 http://www.briefreport.co.uk/news/someone-in-the-uk-has-won-51-702-049-but-hasn-t-come-forward-to-claim-it-5177781.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Deathray said: Check your fucking lottery tickets. You might have just won £51,000,000 http://www.briefreport.co.uk/news/someone-in-the-uk-has-won-51-702-049-but-hasn-t-come-forward-to-claim-it-5177781.html ** website suddenly changes to sircreepsdeathlist.net ** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 8, 2017 I never knew watching people drive down motorways could be so relaxing. I've needed this to get me to sleep for years. Bonus points for jazz music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 11, 2017 Celebrate your accomplishments by doing a backflip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 16, 2017 Get some things done around the house with your nail gun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted September 1, 2017 Mid-July 2018 sees the first ever Columbo Convention. Diligent deadpoolers could attend to check on the health of etc etc etc. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted September 1, 2017 53 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Mid-July 2018 sees the first ever Columbo Convention. Diligent deadpoolers could attend to check on the health of etc etc etc. Peter Falk? He's in excellent health. Not like he has Alzheimer's or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Phantom of the Midway said: Peter Falk? He's in excellent health. Not like he has Alzheimer's or anything. This "joke" stopped being funny years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted September 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Deathray said: This "joke" stopped being funny years ago. What? It's a joke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted September 1, 2017 20 minutes ago, Deathray said: This "joke" stopped being funny years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted September 1, 2017 It stopped being funny in 2014, I think it started being funny again about eight months ago. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Toast said: Using that song as a jokey response to a post on here completely misses the entire point of that song to be quite frank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted September 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Deathray said: Using that song as a jokey response to a post on here completely misses the entire point of that song to be quite frank. Really. I thought it was quite an appropriate song for the site given the numerous references to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 1, 2017 Alzheimer's smothering Falk. Seems most appropriate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heartytones 1 Posted September 4, 2017 Just make the most out of my time left by spending time with people I love. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 4, 2017 7 hours ago, heartytones said: Just make the most out of my time left by spending time with people I love. Can we ban this soppy git already? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted September 5, 2017 Spend more time researching the terminal cancers of former soap stars because it's good for you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted September 9, 2017 I assume you'll be watching this .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 16, 2017 On 05/09/2017 at 15:03, Spade_Cooley said: Spend more time researching the terminal cancers of former soap stars because it's good for you Thank you. That is just what I needed to know, I can go back to the cobbles to a coffin spreadsheet happy now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted September 23, 2017 Chill at the airport. For 8 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted September 26, 2017 Meditate on a cheetah suffocating an impala by a throat bite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
