Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

[Olveres 8]

*sighs* ocaY obveeoslEY I need to Spel this out. i am a maJOR PLayor in t he raydeeow induSTree , i predick many t HIngs just as gud as wot i preDICt deat hs.and i alsow dabbal in pollitiks too thANK YOu verY MUCh.i am biseXUal.pleez leT me bak in.

 

luv & bumms

 

iain smith

You should get help mate, I mean that quite seriously.

 

I think you've got a point Godot, I'm a bit worried for myself though as I can actually read this guff perfectly without having to ponder any particular words

 

I did however chuckle at this one:

 

ok yoU BUNCH OF GAYS T his is iain heree anD i am anGRy as helllll.my predickshuns of peoPole whO WERE GOINg to die came true after a year or 2 beyond t he dedline.reistan e me now or i will kill myslef by eatin Ga buket of my owN HUMan feesees!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

love from iaIN SMitH

 

iaIN must have some doubts as to which race he belongs to as he'd eat his own "feesees", not his "owN HUMan feesees". That is unless he's got a menu option whereby he can produce the "feesees" of other animals when he feels the need to. Sort of like ordering a Chinese, I'll have the number 74 please, "ah OKaY thAT W ill BEe the Rinocerooos ShEEEt".

[Gunjaman5000 30]

ok yoU BUNCH OF GAYS T his is iain heree anD i am anGRy as helllll.my predickshuns of peoPole whO WERE GOINg to die came true after a year or 2 beyond t he dedline.reistan e me now or i will kill myslef by eatin Ga buket of my owN HUMan feesees!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

love from iaIN SMitH

 

wHY Do you moCK me so ?? i onLY WANMYT TO BRING You the excluseeves be4 thay happen! i admit i may have be=En rong on evERY SIngle 1 so far but 1 dAy, 1 day i wilL say 3day is my 2 day & b RITE FOR WUNCE!!!

 

luv iain

 

*sighs* ocaY obveeoslEY I need to Spel this out. i am a maJOR PLayor in t he raydeeow induSTree , i predick many t HIngs just as gud as wot i preDICt deat hs.and i alsow dabbal in pollitiks too thANK YOu verY MUCh.i am biseXUal.pleez leT me bak in.

 

luv & bumms

 

iain smith

Could a moderator kindly prove my theory correct and check this isn't Iain? Our Iain's spelling isn't this bad (it looks to me like someone trying to spell wrong on purpose, they always over-do it), has never used 'text-speak' and has yet to display the capacity for irony and/or self deprication.

 

Anyone else smell something fishy?

 

Who's doing it? Is it a member? One of our esteemed BBC Visitors?

 

 

The plot thickens.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Could a moderator kindly prove my theory correct and check this isn't Iain? Our Iain's spelling isn't this bad (it looks to me like someone trying to spell wrong on purpose, they always over-do it), has never used 'text-speak' and has yet to display the capacity for irony and/or self deprication.

 

Anyone else smell something fishy?

 

Who's doing it? Is it a member? .....

 

.....The plot thickens.

No it isn't iain, it is indeed a member.

 

Unless that member is indeed Iain, which I doubt.

 

I know who it is, and would he please stop it immediately.

 

 

Thank you.

[Real Madron 6]

jesus you guys bite too easily

[Banshees Scream 110]

For some reason and god forgive me if i'm wrong, I think it is Star Crossed.

[snipercat 0]

heh................so this is where death happens.

[Godot 149]

I don't recall all these spammers posting a year ago. Has something happened in the interim? Is there a kind of spammers grapevine where all the SPAM guys and porno pushers exchange info on likely sites. What makes this a likely site? Do they think we are a lot of sex crazed pervs who can't get it up? I mean you can buy SPAM at Boots now for £12.50 a tab. That's the cost of a stiffy.

 

Gee if I'd been given £12.50 for every stiffy I'd ever had, well I'd have enough for a weekend in Cleethorpes by now. It's a pity you can't sell the stiffies you don't want. I'd happily trade most of mine for the chance to pee first thing on a morning instead of leaning over the basin at a crazy angle to make the shot.

[Bald rick 9]

...

I'd happily trade most of mine for the chance to pee first thing on a morning instead of leaning over the basin at a crazy angle to make the shot.

You pee in the basin? Where the hell do you brush your teeth?

[Godot 149]

...

I'd happily trade most of mine for the chance to pee first thing on a morning instead of leaning over the basin at a crazy angle to make the shot.

You pee in the basin? Where the hell do you brush your teeth?

Well what else do you call it? Toilet pot? Receptical? Lavatory?

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Midden.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Pan.

[Godot 149]

I knew I shouldn't have made that subordinate point relating to angles and arcs. Fascinated as I am about the language we attach to what American's euphemistically refer to as "the bathroom", I was really pondering on the growth of spamming on the site and what may have caused it.

 

I quite like "carzie", a word I first heard in an episode of Steptoe & Son but it doesn't have much currency.

[Dave to the Grave 11]

I quite like "carzie", a word I first heard in an episode of Steptoe & Son but it doesn't have much currency.

I first discovered that word when trying to discover the 'hidden' meaning (ie something to do with toilets) in Kenneth Williams' character, the 'Khasi of Kalabar'.

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

For some reason, a lot of the spammage is being posted in the Jimmy Carter thread.

 

I am baffled.

[Monoclinic 39]

...

I'd happily trade most of mine for the chance to pee first thing on a morning instead of leaning over the basin at a crazy angle to make the shot.

You pee in the basin? Where the hell do you brush your teeth?

Well what else do you call it? Toilet pot? Receptical? Lavatory?

 

Well at least no-one said shower, neighbours back garden or the municipal baths!

[Real Madron 6]

Wiki:

 

"karzy, kharsie or carzey, from a low Cockney word carsey originating in the late 19th century and meaning a privvy. Carsey also referred to a den or brothel. It's presumably derived from the Italian 'casa' for house, with the spelling influenced by similar sound to khaki"

[Guest Guest]

*sighs* ocaY obveeoslEY I need to Spel this out. i am a maJOR PLayor in t he raydeeow induSTree , i predick many t HIngs just as gud as wot i preDICt deat hs.and i alsow dabbal in pollitiks too thANK YOu verY MUCh.i am biseXUal.pleez leT me bak in.

 

luv & bumms

 

iain smith

I strongly suspect,and you can correct me if I'm wrong here,that this person is not actually Iain Smith but someone pretending to be him in a rather pathetic attempt to blacken his name.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

*sighs* ocaY obveeoslEY I need to Spel this out. i am a maJOR PLayor in t he raydeeow induSTree , i predick many t HIngs just as gud as wot i preDICt deat hs.and i alsow dabbal in pollitiks too thANK YOu verY MUCh.i am biseXUal.pleez leT me bak in.

 

luv & bumms

 

iain smith

I strongly suspect,and you can correct me if I'm wrong here,that this person is not actually Iain Smith but someone pretending to be him in a rather pathetic attempt to blacken his name.

 

Surely trying to blacken Iain Smith's name would be like trying to squiddify squid.

 

 

But you're right. It is pathetic.

[Guest Guest]

You guys kind of suck at this whole "guessing who's going to die" thing.

[Olveres 8]

You guys kind of suck at this whole "guessing who's going to die" thing.

 

Come back on the 31st December 2007 and say that!

 

[honez 79]

You guys kind of suck at this whole "guessing who's going to die" thing.

I'd say the entire list is going to die. Maybe not this year, true, but die they will.

[The Four Horsemen 26]

You guys kind of suck at this whole "guessing who's going to die" thing.

I'd say the entire list is going to die. Maybe not this year, true, but die they will.

 

Much as I hate to disagree with such an esteemed and erstwhile mod, I think you'll find that Clive Dunn is on this years list and as has been established by us many moons ago he may well be immortal.

[Guest Guest]

so here we are at the end of the first quarter with one out of 50 'hits.This means that at the current rate deathlist is on course for a grand total of 4 deaths by the end of the year.Thats not quite as good as normal is it?

[Real Madron 6]

so here we are at the end of the first quarter with one out of 50 'hits.This means that at the current rate deathlist is on course for a grand total of 4 deaths by the end of the year.Thats not quite as good as normal is it?

David Guest.

Congratulations on finding the right thread to post on!

How about registering or at least using a decent name other than Guest.

Nah its not quite as good as normal. Who gives a f**k though.

Deathlist will score more than 4 anyway.

Most deaths will probably be in the latter stages of the year.

Usually are anyway.

Hows your health Guest?

 

rm

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

so here we are at the end of the first quarter with one out of 50 'hits.This means that at the current rate deathlist is on course for a grand total of 4 deaths by the end of the year.Thats not quite as good as normal is it?

+50 points for accuracy.

-90 points for piss poor rant.

-40 points total.