Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted January 12, 2021 https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=8dw0_1610451437 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,682 Posted January 14, 2021 Middle-aged swingers secret sex party halted by police in LA (where else). Raided by the super spreaders task force (who else). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted January 17, 2021 Spotted on Facebook 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted January 17, 2021 School apologises after asking children to draw very offensive owl 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,072 Posted January 18, 2021 Posted October 27, 2020 3 Toast, Bibliogryphon and gcreptile reacted to this ____________________________________ Only worth re-posting because of the 'like' an the subsequent re-post. It's not as quality as YoungWills genius of being the first to post 'spectre', but it's our 2nd place podium for the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,475 Posted January 18, 2021 46 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Only worth re-posting because of the 'like' an the subsequent re-post. It's not as quality as YoungWills genius of being the first to post 'spectre', but it's our 2nd place podium for the week. Why are you so obsessed with likes and why do you think you have so few compared to your post count? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted January 18, 2021 9 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Posted October 27, 2020 3 Toast, Bibliogryphon and gcreptile reacted to this ____________________________________ Only worth re-posting because of the 'like' an the subsequent re-post. It's not as quality as YoungWills genius of being the first to post 'spectre', but it's our 2nd place podium for the week. You clearly missed the REASON for my post. Did you not see the link at the top? The meme wasn't the point. The point was that a teacher had sent this meme to a class of schoolchildren as a worksheet. https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/school-apologises-after-asking-children-4896111 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,639 Posted January 18, 2021 75-year-old retired attorney gets a phone call one day letting him know his biological parents, who put him up for adoption, were Orson Welles and Vampira. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,110 Posted January 20, 2021 So many questions. 'Vagina candle' sold by Gwyneth Paltrow explodes, torches living room of UK woman (msn.com) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted February 2, 2021 Commission president gives AstraZeneca 1-star review on Amazon Insisting that a powerful trading bloc such as the EU deserves to be treated much better, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has given AstraZeneca a one-star review on Amazon. “We ordered 300 million doses of this company’s COVID vaccine with the understanding we would have a certain number by now,” she wrote in a review of the AZD1222 vaccine. “It turns out priority was given to another country just because they placed their order a few months before we did. “When I called the customer service number, I was put on hold for ages,” she continued. “I finally spoke to a representative, but this individual was not helpful, and instead of making an effort to expedite delivery, he came up with a ridiculous excuse about production glitches. “Totally unprofessional,” she added. “It seems like this company has never dealt with a major vaccine rollout during a global pandemic before.” Sources indicate that after leaving the review, von der Leyen wrote the company an angry email in which she demanded they bump her to the front of the queue. “Beware of this company,” an individual believed to be von der Leyen later wrote in a different review under a false name. “I’d find another seller if I were you.” Not all customers have given AstraZeneca such a negative review. One buyer form the UK named B. Johnson gave the company five stars and described the service as “impeccable,” noting that his orders were being fulfilled ahead of schedule and that he had received a free tote bag and pen with each dose. https://today.rtl.lu/entertainment/the-luxembourg-wurst/a/1662483.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,475 Posted February 3, 2021 Ed Sheeran, off of wankers, started a TikTok trend where he sings the chorus of his (shit) new song Afterglow and invited people to duet with him. Because people are brilliant, their responses probably weren’t quite what he had in mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,110 Posted February 3, 2021 Good to know the science is in charge. Covid: Contagion film shows lessons around vaccine supply - Hancock - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,682 Posted February 4, 2021 Ok, which one of you is this? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted February 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, time said: Ok, which one of you is this? Obviously some of us can be ruled out because of the grammar. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,682 Posted February 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Toast said: Obviously some of us can be ruled out because of the grammar. or because of the use of the word 'passing'. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,758 Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, time said: or because of the use of the word 'passing'. or because we find the whole concept of the 'biggest death' that hit you the hardest a subjective minefield that causes endless squabbling hereabouts*. *even if some of said squabbling is somewhat entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,682 Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, En Passant said: or because we find the whole concept of the 'biggest death' that hit you the hardest a subjective minefield that causes endless squabbling hereabouts*. *even if some of said squabbling is somewhat entertaining. It was this aspect that prompted me to post - it struck me as a sort of post akin to "Most Significant Death", though this should produce fewer arguments as its entirely subjective. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,475 Posted February 5, 2021 Handforth Parish Council meeting. Best bits of. It doesn’t sound interesting, but frankly it should win comedy awards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted February 5, 2021 I was a bit underwhelmed, tbh. Not as funny as I expected, especially after they got rid of the first bloke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,110 Posted February 9, 2021 ????? Covid-19: Police fine naked man found sitting in parked car - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,475 Posted February 9, 2021 Interesting choice of lawyer in this zoom call: 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted February 10, 2021 15 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Interesting choice of lawyer in this zoom call: Cat lawyer is another intriguing choice for an avatar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
