Bentrovato 1,081 Posted July 19 2 minutes ago, TQR said: Gail's have been getting quite a few mentions of late. Constituencies with Gail's bakeries in them were targeted and campaigned in hard by the Lib Dems in the recent GE. I bought a pack of 6 mince Gail's mince pies last Christmas. They were £8.50 so I expected them to be pretty fucking good, but tbh Tesco's £2 box were nicer. A lib-dem mince pie. The ingredients would be interesting to say the least. Stick to Aldi this Xmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JQW 261 Posted July 19 The fault is with some corporate anti-virus software known as Crowdstrike - a dodgy update was pushed out that causes PCs to crash hard. There's a fix, but it needs physical access to the machine to delete a file, and if the PC is running BitLocker encryption it also needs the recovery key for that device typing in. Now if that BitLocker key is stored on a server that's currently down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 705 Posted July 22 I recently learnt that there's such a thing as "left-dressing" and "right-dressing" in the tailoring industry, which apparently refers to the side of the body that a guy's dick rests when attired (generally it's towards one leg or another). Apparently the overwhelming majority of men are "left-dressers", meaning it rests by their left leg. It's not something I've ever really thought about before, but there seems to be an awful lot of backing for this. I tried changing the present orientation of mine, and it definitely felt wrong, even though I've certainly never given the arrangement any conscious thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,252 Posted July 22 Just doing her morning affirmations in the mirror: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,752 Posted July 22 4 hours ago, Master Obit said: I recently learnt that there's such a thing as "left-dressing" and "right-dressing" in the tailoring industry, which apparently refers to the side of the body that a guy's dick rests when attired (generally it's towards one leg or another). Apparently the overwhelming majority of men are "left-dressers", meaning it rests by their left leg. It's not something I've ever really thought about before, but there seems to be an awful lot of backing for this. I tried changing the present orientation of mine, and it definitely felt wrong, even though I've certainly never given the arrangement any conscious thought. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,252 Posted July 22 4 hours ago, Master Obit said: I recently learnt that there's such a thing as "left-dressing" and "right-dressing" in the tailoring industry, which apparently refers to the side of the body that a guy's dick rests when attired (generally it's towards one leg or another). Apparently the overwhelming majority of men are "left-dressers", meaning it rests by their left leg. It's not something I've ever really thought about before, but there seems to be an awful lot of backing for this. I tried changing the present orientation of mine, and it definitely felt wrong, even though I've certainly never given the arrangement any conscious thought. Last time I asked a tailor why they ask. I think I assumed maybe they make some adjustments to eliminate VPL or something, but nah, he said it's so that they don't have any 'unfortunate run-ins' when measuring and stuff. That time, I'd have considered such a 'run-in' far from unfortunate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,081 Posted July 29 Just for the headline. Coma survivor dies after being hit by truck (msn.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,752 Posted July 30 Shakespeare Insult Kit 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,821 Posted August 2 On 31/07/2024 at 07:56, DCI Frank Burnside said: Not often we get a sequel just as good 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,550 Posted August 2 3 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Not often we get a sequel just as good Some of them not even certain they actually are protesters at all. Quote A group of men standing opposite the anti-fascists did not quite have the confidence to admit they were far right, telling the Guardian they had only “come for a look”, with balaclavas on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,821 Posted August 2 18 minutes ago, En Passant said: Some of them not even certain they actually are protesters at all. A group of men standing opposite the anti-fascists did not quite have the confidence to admit they were far right, telling the Guardian they had only “come for a look”, with balaclavas on. "Just popping out to have a look mum" "Don't forgret your balaclava love it's getting a bit parky out there" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,821 Posted August 3 Holy shit. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,081 Posted August 8 A renowned British crocodile expert has been jailed for 10 years and five months in Australia, after admitting to sexually abusing dozens of dogs, in a case which horrified the nation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,688 Posted August 8 24 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: A renowned British crocodile expert has been jailed for 10 years and five months in Australia, after admitting to sexually abusing dozens of dogs, in a case which horrified the nation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo I suppose a blowjob off a dog must be marginally safer than one off a croc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,413 Posted August 14 On 19/02/2020 at 15:45, time said: Larry Tesler, formerly of Xerox PARC & Apple has died aged 74 Computer scientist Larry Tesler was the inventor of copy-and-paste as we know it today, and was also the guide that showed Steve Jobs the Xerox PARC systems that would inspire the Macintosh. On 20/02/2020 at 11:10, Dead Wait said: Posted 19 hours ago Larry Tesler, formerly of Xerox PARV & Apple has died aged 74 Computer scientist Larry Tesler was the inventor of copy-and-paste as we know it today, and was also the guide that showed Steve Jobs the Xerox PARC systems that would inspire the Macintosh. This copy and paste work is my tribute....... I do hope this joke has been circulating on twitter/x for the last 4+ years! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 15,752 Posted August 19 Some years ago Jim Davidson did a wonderful recitation of Kipling's "Road To Mandalay" at the Festival of Remembrance at the Albert Hall. He really caught the character of the narrator. I've had a soft spot for Jim ever since. Sadly I've never been able to find that rendition, but there's another here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,413 Posted Wednesday at 11:18 The revamped Bernabéu is attracting mixed reviews - its being compared with a printer, scanner air fryer, a/c unit, bluetooth speaker and a few more things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polar duck 693 Posted Wednesday at 12:01 I decided to check in on an old acquaintance... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 705 Posted Wednesday at 15:42 3 hours ago, polar duck said: I decided to check in on an old acquaintance... "Virgin never had sex" Sounds like the average 110club member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,550 Posted Wednesday at 15:49 5 minutes ago, Master Obit said: "Virgin never had sex" Sounds like the average 110club member. Or indeed a tautology. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
