Bentrovato 1,088 Posted May 11 The youth of today. I ask you. Magna Carta protest: Women in their 80s charged - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,975 Posted May 13 11 minutes ago, TQR said: And then after the egg is eaten, she'll deny that anyone ate the egg. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diego 1,984 Posted May 15 This tutorial is quite interesting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,601 Posted May 16 A reference to this BBC investigation if anyone is wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted May 20 This UK's Sexiest Men list that's been doing the rounds. I don't get it. This is the Top 10: 1) Jeremy Clarkson 2) Tom Holland 3) Prince William 4) Gareth Southgate 5) Cillian Murphy 6) Idris Elba 7) Romesh Ranganathan 8) Sam Thompson 9) Russ Cook 10) Dermot O'Leary It turns out this is according to a poll on a website called IllicitEncounters, a dating website specifically for married people looking to cheat on their spouses. But that doesn't explain the state of this list, surely? Look, I know these things are subjective, but how unhappily married do you have to be to consider Clarkson, a ham hock that's been rolled around a barbershop floor, sexy? And Prince William, Nick Park's design of a dildo? Russ fucking Cook?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,426 Posted May 20 3 minutes ago, TQR said: This UK's Sexiest Men list that's been doing the rounds. I don't get it. This is the Top 10: 1) Jeremy Clarkson 2) Tom Holland 3) Prince William 4) Gareth Southgate 5) Cillian Murphy 6) Idris Elba 7) Romesh Ranganathan 8) Sam Thompson 9) Russ Cook 10) Dermot O'Leary It turns out this is according to a poll on a website called IllicitEncounters, a dating website specifically for married people looking to cheat on their spouses. But that doesn't explain the state of this list, surely? Look, I know these things are subjective, but how unhappily married do you have to be to consider Clarkson, a ham hock that's been rolled around a barbershop floor, sexy? And Prince William, Nick Park's design of a dildo? Russ fucking Cook?! A woman shouted "SEVEN!" at an inappropriate moment in Romesh's set on Friday, and that wasn't the worst heckle of the night. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 831 Posted May 20 34 minutes ago, TQR said: This UK's Sexiest Men list that's been doing the rounds. I don't get it. This is the Top 10: 1) Jeremy Clarkson 2) Tom Holland 3) Prince William 4) Gareth Southgate 5) Cillian Murphy 6) Idris Elba 7) Romesh Ranganathan 8) Sam Thompson 9) Russ Cook 10) Dermot O'Leary It turns out this is according to a poll on a website called IllicitEncounters, a dating website specifically for married people looking to cheat on their spouses. But that doesn't explain the state of this list, surely? Look, I know these things are subjective, but how unhappily married do you have to be to consider Clarkson, a ham hock that's been rolled around a barbershop floor, sexy? And Prince William, Nick Park's design of a dildo? Russ fucking Cook?! If I was staying in the same hotel as each of these ten people, and they started hitting on me, I'd be telling nine of these to fuck off. I can maybe understand the appeal of one or two others, even if they aren't my type. Other than that, I have grave concerns for anyone who voted for these people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted May 20 11 minutes ago, Master Obit said: If I was staying in the same hotel as each of these ten people, and they started hitting on me, I'd be telling nine of these to fuck off. I can maybe understand the appeal of one or two others, even if they aren't my type. Other than that, I have grave concerns for anyone who voted for these people. Romesh, amirite? He's got lovely eye. God, sorry, I hate all this judginess! These types of polls bring out the worst in people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 831 Posted May 20 30 minutes ago, TQR said: Romesh, amirite? He's got lovely eye. God, sorry, I hate all this judginess! These types of polls bring out the worst in people. You can keep Romesh. I think these type of polls necessitate bringing a few celebrities down a peg or two (which seems appropriate given that Prince William is on the list). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted May 20 Just now, Master Obit said: You can keep Romesh. I think these type of polls necessitate bringing a few celebrities down a peg or two (which seems appropriate given that Prince William is on the list). Yeah none of them on that list appeal (Holland, maybe, if I'd just gone through a bad breakup and hit the booze), but tbh I thought these 'sexiest' men/women polls had gone out of fashion at least a decade and a half ago. They fucking well should've done if Peggy Witchell gets voted the third sexiest man in the country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted May 20 These how people look 'on the outside' lists are godawful. I wouldn't fuck Kim Kardashian with yours. Jo Brand is beautiful on the inside. I'd kick both of them out for Ruth Gemmel any day. Also reminded of - 'Of course I'd swap you for Michelle Pfeifer, but I'd have the grace to feel guilty about it'. (not perhaps verbatim, it's from memory only and a bonus point to anyone remembers where it's from). *this post is not fckin serious, none of these people would touch me with a bargepole, and rightly so. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted May 22 Microplastics found in every dog and human testicle examined by scientists (msn.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,585 Posted May 25 That new arena in Manchester really has got a curse on it or something. Nicki Minaj was supposed to perform tonight, but hours before she got arrested in Amsterdam and she posted her arrest on Instagram Live. It wasn't until 9.30pm (when everyone was seated and paid for food and drink etc) that the arena announced tonights performance was cancelled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,426 Posted May 25 5 minutes ago, ladyfiona said: That new arena in Manchester really has got a curse on it or something. Nicki Minaj was supposed to perform tonight, but hours before she got arrested in Amsterdam and she posted her arrest on Instagram Live. It wasn't until 9.30pm (when everyone was seated and paid for food and drink etc) that the arena announced tonights performance was cancelled. Noted witch and clairvoyant Azealia Banks predicted that she would get searched/arrested for drug possession while on this tour, in a livestream in January. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted June 6 https://x.com/wat_thee_deuce_/status/1798280481676 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chel 376 Posted June 12 A brutal murder took place in a cemetery in Stavropol. The crime ended with the drinking of alcohol among the graves - two Roma women, aged 29 and 37, were drinking alcohol in the company of a 63-year-old local resident. At some point the women wanted to indulge in a threesome right in the necropolis, which they offered to their grandfather, which was firmly refused. In response, they attacked him with fists, and after leaving the breathless body, they hid the corpse in a nearby forest belt. The suspects were detained by the police and are giving statements. readovka67.ru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,601 Posted June 16 Good trick if you can do it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,395 Posted June 19 Self-defeating environmental campaigners Just Stop Oil have covered Stonehenge in paint. Luckily, the paint is just cornflour paint and 2 minutes of rain will piss it all away, so I suppose that’s a baby step in the right direction from them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted June 20 What sad fuck has not got a life. Great Britain stripped of Olympic medal dating back 124 YEARS as IOC agrees to credit France in historical records ahead of this summer's Games in Paris (msn.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted June 21 I once told woman I would love her forever. Am I now contractually meant to do so? New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
