Lewd_Squirrel 331 Posted March 10, 2014 Since today is his 74th birthday today, I figured it'd be ok to make a Chuck Norris thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted March 10, 2014 If Chuck had wanted a thread, I think there would already be one.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 10, 2014 The Grim Reaper won't claim Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris will claim the Grim Reaper. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted March 17, 2014 Since today is his 74th birthday today, I figured it'd be ok to make a Chuck Norris thread. Being 70+ doesn't automatically mean that they're close to death. Otherwise, you'd have 150/150 on December 31. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lewd_Squirrel 331 Posted March 18, 2014 Really?!?!?! Geez, I never knew that. I just figured we should have a thread for him, because he was getting up in age. I didn't say he was gonna die soon, just a precaution. & so what if I'm over zealous on picking names, I like seeing & hearing about people dying, is that so wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted March 18, 2014 Really?!?!?! Geez, I never knew that. I just figured we should have a thread for him, because he was getting up in age. I didn't say he was gonna die soon, just a precaution. & so what if I'm over zealous on picking names, I like seeing & hearing...people dying, is that so wrong? Only if you omit one word from your last sentence Lewd Oh and Chuck Norris doesn't die...uh...he orders death unto others? I don't know, all the pieces are there but it doesn't make much sense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted March 18, 2014 Really?!?!?! Geez, I never knew that. I just figured we should have a thread for him, because he was getting up in age. I didn't say he was gonna die soon, just a precaution. & so what if I'm over zealous on picking names, I like seeing & hearing about people dying, is that so wrong? Whoa there Ted Bundy.......! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted March 10, 2016 well, happy 76th birthday, Chuck 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 10, 2016 well, happy 76th birthday, Chuck I bet his toupee isn't that old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertMugabe 437 Posted March 24, 2018 A good pick for 2019 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 19 May be of interest to some. Chuck Norris’ mum will turn 104 on her birthday. No news of her since May 2023. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 831 Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Windsor said: May be of interest to some. Chuck Norris’ mum will turn 104 on her birthday. No news of her since May 2023. I'm glad she's turning 104 on her birthday, and not some random other date. Much more mathematically pleasing. 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,947 Posted January 19 2 minutes ago, Master Obit said: I'm glad she's turning 104 on her birthday, and not some random other date. Much more mathematically pleasing. She's actually turning 103, she was born in 1921. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 831 Posted January 19 1 hour ago, drol said: She's actually turning 103, she was born in 1921. I assume she'll still choose her birthday to be when she hits 104, though. Obviously this is provisional because, as we know, not everyone who gets to 103 reaches 104. 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 19 4 hours ago, drol said: She's actually turning 103, she was born in 1921. google gave a DOB of 1920. But whatever. She’s still old eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 484 Posted January 19 33 minutes ago, Windsor said: But whatever. She’s still old eh? Not old enough to please me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,972 Posted August 22 Still lifting incredible weights at 84: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,629 Posted August 22 59 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Still lifting incredible weights at 84: It’s a piss take. He plays up to the jokes about him having legendary strength and super powers. As someone who has lifted weights for 15 years, I can tell you that even the most ambitious bodybuilders in their prime do not “warm up” with that much weight on a bar. They’ll be fake weights made of plastic. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted August 22 3 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said: They’ll be fake weights made of plastic. Absolutely. That looks over what even super-heavy weight lifters clean and jerk and comp weights are red at that size, though out of comp might not be I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lewd_Squirrel 331 Posted August 22 It also looks like the weights are one piece, with the lines etched in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
