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Since today is his 74th birthday today, I figured it'd be ok to make a Chuck Norris thread.

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If Chuck had wanted a thread, I think there would already be one....

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Since today is his 74th birthday today, I figured it'd be ok to make a Chuck Norris thread.

Being 70+ doesn't automatically mean that they're close to death. Otherwise, you'd have 150/150 on December 31. :rolleyes:

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:o Really?!?!?! Geez, I never knew that. :P

 

I just figured we should have a thread for him, because he was getting up in age. I didn't say he was gonna die soon, just a precaution. & so what if I'm over zealous on picking names, I like seeing & hearing about people dying, is that so wrong?

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:o Really?!?!?! Geez, I never knew that. :P

 

I just figured we should have a thread for him, because he was getting up in age. I didn't say he was gonna die soon, just a precaution. & so what if I'm over zealous on picking names, I like seeing & hearing...people dying, is that so wrong?

 

Only if you omit one word from your last sentence Lewd

 

Oh and Chuck Norris doesn't die...uh...he orders death unto others? :huh: I don't know, all the pieces are there but it doesn't make much sense :scratchhead:

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:o Really?!?!?! Geez, I never knew that. :P

 

I just figured we should have a thread for him, because he was getting up in age. I didn't say he was gonna die soon, just a precaution. & so what if I'm over zealous on picking names, I like seeing & hearing about people dying, is that so wrong?

 

Whoa there Ted Bundy.......!

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well, happy 76th birthday, Chuck :birthday:

I bet his toupee isn't that old.

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May be of interest to some. Chuck Norris’ mum will turn 104 on her birthday. 
 

No news of her since May 2023. 

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1 hour ago, Windsor said:

May be of interest to some. Chuck Norris’ mum will turn 104 on her birthday. 
 

No news of her since May 2023. 

I'm glad she's turning 104 on her birthday, and not some random other date. Much more mathematically pleasing.

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2 minutes ago, Master Obit said:

I'm glad she's turning 104 on her birthday, and not some random other date. Much more mathematically pleasing.

She's actually turning 103, she was born in 1921.

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1 hour ago, drol said:

She's actually turning 103, she was born in 1921.

I assume she'll still choose her birthday to be when she hits 104, though. Obviously this is provisional because, as we know, not everyone who gets to 103 reaches 104.

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4 hours ago, drol said:

She's actually turning 103, she was born in 1921.


google gave a DOB of 1920.

 

But whatever. She’s still old eh? 

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33 minutes ago, Windsor said:

 

But whatever. She’s still old eh? 

Not old enough to please me.

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Still lifting incredible weights at 84:

 

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59 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Still lifting incredible weights at 84:

 


It’s a piss take. He plays up to the jokes about him having legendary strength and super powers.

 

As someone who has lifted weights for 15 years, I can tell you that even the most ambitious bodybuilders in their prime do not “warm up” with that much weight on a bar. They’ll be fake weights made of plastic.

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3 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:

They’ll be fake weights made of plastic.

 

Absolutely.

That looks over what even super-heavy weight lifters clean and jerk and comp weights are red at that size, though out of comp might not be I suppose.

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It also looks like the weights are one piece, with the lines etched in.

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