CaptainChorizo 1,991 Posted May 25, 2013 Rob Ford So it has been going around there is a video of Ford(Mayor of Toronto) smoking crack.He held a press conference stating ""I do not use crack cocaine,"Nor am I an addict of crack cocaine"If this turns out to be true he seems like he would be a good candidate for 2014 as the only obese crackhead the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted November 7, 2013 <p>anyone considered the idiotic Toronto mayor Rob Ford ? Hes not going to last much longer with his lifestyle.. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/05/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-crack-cocaine <p> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted November 7, 2013 <p>anyone considered the idiotic Toronto mayor Rob Ford ? Hes not going to last much longer with his lifestyle.. http://www.theguardi...d-crack-cocaine <p> Here's the video of our Bobby becoming slightly peeved with someone. I guess he'll be shoving off one way or another, eh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark Posted November 19, 2013 Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted January 8, 2014 Great to see Rob Ford on there, although surprised there isn't more teams picking him. Come on, big fat fucker like that smoking crack in his mid forties. If he doesn't have a heart attack there's every chance of a suicide, fucking nutjob. On another note, I guess the people still picking Scott Hall didn't see the reports about the miracle work Diamond Dallas Page is doing in saving the lives of deadbeat, junkie wrestlers like Hall and Jake Roberts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted March 11, 2014 I'll repeat the same thing I said about Rob Ford. Can't believe more people didn't pick the fat fucker. Maybe he too will oblige us at some point later in the year..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted May 1, 2014 Toronto Mayor Rob Ford (well, nominal mayor after he had most of his powers stripped from him last year), has been caught on video smoking crack again. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/rob-ford-takes-leave-as-new-drug-video-emerges/article18354671/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted May 8, 2014 Now Captain Crackhead has gone missing. He has claimed to be in rehab, but there have been reported sightings of him all over Toronto. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2622964/Have-seen-man-Toronto-gripped-frenzied-search-Rob-Ford-speculation-mounts-crackhead-mayor-NOT-rehab.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted June 3, 2014 Mayor Rob Ford has 30 days of rehab left and claims he's a "new man" and all that crap, and is optimistic about his chances of winning re-election in the autumn....... http://www.torontosu...e-on-canada-day (warning, article contains gross pic of a topless Ford with his huge tits out) Check out the results of the poll asking whether people believe he will really be a changed man or not...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted September 10, 2014 Mayor Crackhead Rob Ford has a suspected tumor. I knew we hadn't heard the last of him but I didn't see this coming. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,645 Posted September 12, 2014 Mayor Crackhead Rob Ford has a suspected tumor. I knew we hadn't heard the last of him but I didn't see this coming. A tumor in his abdomen. Well hidden then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted September 13, 2014 Lining up for 2015 inclusion is Toronto's Rob Ford, pulling out of the mayoral race because of an intestinal tumour and packing a lengthy mileage on his body clock on the basis of obesity and admitted drug and alcohol abuse. We've got long enough to study form here. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29185161 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted September 13, 2014 Lining up for 2015 inclusion is Toronto's Rob Ford, pulling out of the mayoral race because of an intestinal tumour and packing a lengthy mileage on his body clock on the basis of obesity and admitted drug and alcohol abuse. We've got long enough to study form here. http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-29185161 He seems like the kind of people deathlist should be going for, self-destructing drug-riddled alcoholics in high-profile meltdowns. Him, Gazza? George Michael? and who else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted September 13, 2014 Lining up for 2015 inclusion is Toronto's Rob Ford, pulling out of the mayoral race because of an intestinal tumour and packing a lengthy mileage on his body clock on the basis of obesity and admitted drug and alcohol abuse. We've got long enough to study form here. http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-29185161 .....Which I just pointed out a few posts above yours! I was on this guy's case long before any of youse guys was! And fuck off Deathray I was already gonna suggest him so if he gets included don't go round thinking you're brilliant or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,068 Posted September 13, 2014 He seems like the kind of people deathlist should be going for, self-destructing drug-riddled alcoholics in high-profile meltdowns. Him, Gazza? George Michael? and who else? Hm, let's see... Justin Bieber, David Hasselhoff, Mark Sanford (maybe), Matti Nykänen (just throwing names around), Shia LaBeouf, what's Björn Borg up to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted September 16, 2014 Disgraced Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is "pretty sick" and undergoing tests for tumours in his lungs and abdomen!A possible DDP top 40 contender if he lasts that long!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29226153 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted September 16, 2014 Disgraced Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is "pretty sick" and undergoing tests for tumours in his lungs and abdomen!A possible DDP top 40 contender if he lasts that long!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29226153 Fuck. I was hoping he would stay kinda under the radar.............I suppose that's a lot to ask, especially lying on his back with his stomach in the air. Cunt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted September 17, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29247818 Rob Ford has an "aggressive" form of cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted September 17, 2014 Rob Ford is suffering from a 'fairly aggressive' form of colon cancer: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29247818 He is, though, optimistic about his treatment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 18, 2014 Rob Ford is suffering from a 'fairly aggressive' form of colon cancer: http://www.bbc.co.uk...siness-29247818 He is, though, optimistic about his treatment. Someone though needs to tell him that you can't treat it by consuming crack cocaine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 20, 2014 Rob Ford is suffering from a 'fairly aggressive' form of colon cancer: http://www.bbc.co.uk...siness-29247818 He is, though, optimistic about his treatment. Someone though needs to tell him that you can't treat it by consuming crack cocaine. Maybe not, but I bet it takes the edge off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Archangel Gabriel Posted December 20, 2014 You make it sound so easy! The thing with the other three candidates you mention is that they all have a chance while there's no way Simon is going to make it to 2016. Ford's chemo is reportedly working, we hadn't had any real news of Aherne for some time now which could mean anything and Berkowitz, well, he looks more promising. I would be cautiously optimistic about Rob Ford. AFAIK, sarcomas are usually treated with surgery, if the aim is to achieve a cure. While successful chemotherapy may shrink the tumour - that might only mean he could live a bit longer if the residual tumour wasn't and can't be resected. Just like Simon's current chemo round, which was able to shrink "some" of the tumours - but it didn't change his overall outlook. Of course, he might have a better chance than Simon (owing to his relative youth and the fact that he could lose several pounds before you'd call him slim), but it's worth mentioning that he has a nasty form of liposarcoma (pleomorphic liposarcoma). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted December 20, 2014 Wouldn`t Rob Ford be difficult to operate on due to his morbid obesity? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted December 22, 2014 Wouldn`t Rob Ford be difficult to operate on due to his morbid obesity? Yeah, but if you took it out his blood you could remove the coke, and sell it!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted February 14, 2015 He looks really weak in this interview for World Cancer Day: (can we get the posts about him put into his own thread?) And he seems very humble now.... I'm 3 minutes into the video and he hasn't lit up any drugs or belly-bounced the interviewer chick off her feet yet. (Thanks MH.... although you moved two of my posts from the DDP 2014 thread!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
