That Portillo Moment

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11 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Personally I did not know that Philip Davies (8,000 quid down the bookies on himself to lose his seat) is married to Esther McVey (minister for seemingly nothing).

 

Now this has been revealed, will there be a landslide of votes for him to prevent him winning his bet?

[YoungWillz 19,928]

Time is up to enter the side game.

 

Masterlist brought forward.

 

YW

Rob Roberts (Clwyd East), Lee Anderson (Ashfield) and Bim Afolami (Hitchen).

 

Crem

Grant Shapps (Welwyn Hatfield), Johnny Mercer (Plymouth Moor View) and Esther McVey (Tatton).

 

BiblioG

Jonathan Gullis (Stoke-on-Trent), Tom Pursglove (Corby & East Northants) and Alex Chalk (Cheltenham).

 

SummerIT

Alex Chalk (Cheltenham), Lee Anderson (Ashfield) and Robert Largan (High Peak). 

 

TQR

Jonathan Gullis (Stoke-on-Trent North), Penny Mordaunt (Portsmouth North) and Jacob Rees-Mogg (North East Somerset and Hanham).

 

SlyRon

Steve Baker (Wycombe), Iain Duncan-Smith (Chingford and Woodford Green) and Robert Largan (High Peak).

 

LadyF

Jacob Rees-Mogg (North East Somerset and Hanham), Rishi Sunak (Richmond and Northallerton) and Priti Patel (Witham)

 

Thatch

Steve Baker (Wycombe), Jackie Doyle-Price (Thurrock) and Matt Vickers (Stockton West)

 

PhilB

Johnny Mercer (Plymouth Moor View), Jacob Rees Mogg (North Somerset and Hanham) and Penny Mordaunt (Portsmouth North).

 

msc

Sara Britcliffe (Hyndburn), Andrew Bridgen (NW Leicestershire) and Kenny McAskill (Alloa).

 

FatherB

Jeremy Corbyn (Islington North), Lee Anderson (Ashfield) and Penny Mordaunt (Portsmouth North)

 

Sleepiest

Liz Truss (South West Norfolk), Rishi Sunak (Richmond and Northallerton) and David TC Davies (Monmouthshire) 

 

DCIFrank

Johnny Mercer (Plymouth Moor View), Jacob Rees Mogg (North East Somerset and Hanaham) and Jeremy Corbyn (Islington North)

 

RedR

Mel Stride (Devon), Karl McCartney (Lincoln) and James WIld (North West Norfolk)

 

Toast

Steve Baker (Wycombe), Jonathan Gullis (Stoke-on-Trent North) and Chris Philp (Croydon South)

 

SodsLaw

Mark Fletcher (Bolsover), Ben Bradley (Mansfield) and Nigel Mills (Amber Valley)

 

diego

Bim Afolami (Hitchen), Liz Truss (South West Norfolk) and Esther McVey (Tatton)

 

MPFC

Jeremy Corbyn (Islington North), Brendan Clark-Smith (Bassetlaw) and Lee Anderson (Ashfield)

[YoungWillz 19,928]

Who will we be saying, so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye to today? Whose little face will crinkle up in failure? How will we know how Binface is reacting, given his face is actually a bin?

 

And the longest day begins!