maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted March 1, 2016 Idle speculation but... When she finally dies will that involve making a worse noise than she does "singing" on some of her records? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Droosy Posted March 1, 2016 Idle speculation but... When she finally dies will that involve making a worse noise than she does "singing" on some of her records? well, Plastic Ono Band was a good group, as long as Lennon was on the main vocals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,593 Posted March 1, 2016 Idle speculation but... When she finally dies will that involve making a worse noise than she does "singing" on some of her records? You may be walking on thin ice there MPFC...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted March 1, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards: But some of the crazy ones are also good, mainly because she always had such a killer backing band, like on this one: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 1, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards: I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ra Ra Rasputin 99 Posted March 2, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards: I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the following video to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted March 2, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards: I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the following video to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. Yes but she has got a face like its hit a wall at 42mph. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,119 Posted March 2, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards: I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. FFS. That was painful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,157 Posted March 2, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards:I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. FFS. That was painful. Aha, that'll be the one where I had advised my mate to catch Public Service Broadcasting, and he chose to go and see Yoko instead. That's what you get for disobeying my instructions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ra Ra Rasputin 99 Posted March 2, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards:I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. FFS. That was painful. My work is done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 3, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards:I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. FFS. That was painful. My work is done. Just had a listen. Still sounds better than the Beatles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted March 4, 2016 I defend her a bit, because she has a couple of good songs. This one is probably good by general standards: I defend her a bit because she helped break up the Beatles, for which she deserves a medal for service to humanity. DJL ducks for cover. I defend her rather a lot because I once sent the following video to a colleague at work (I didn't like him) and the bit starting at 01:48 made him cry. She also dances better than I can and looks better in tight-fitting jeans than I do. Yes but she has got a face like its hit a wall at 42mph. Just 42mph ? Hmm, it'd be ironic if she dies by being tied to the front of a high speed rickshaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted October 9, 2016 Apparently Yoko Ono is part of some live Periscope gig thing with her son right now, and had trouble walking up onto stage. Apparently she looks very unwell. Information from the wife, I'm not watching it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted January 21, 2017 Sometimes, Shaun, you have spooky timing. Should have known Yoko would have her own thread. That I apparently posted in before. Minds the first to go with age, you know... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 21, 2017 Rice is good for you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,157 Posted January 21, 2017 Well, going by that photo, she's clearly not permanently consigned to a wheelchair. That's just one of those functional wheelchairs for the temporarily incapacitated, or other one-off use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,221 Posted January 21, 2017 Well, going by that photo, she's clearly not permanently consigned to a wheelchair. That's just one of those functional wheelchairs for the temporarily incapacitated, or other one-off use. Why the fuck is she wearing Nike Trainers? Its not like she is going to be fucking jogging or owt, is it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,157 Posted January 21, 2017 Probably gets swollen feet. That type of adjustable footwear is accommodating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 21, 2017 She's just been jogging that's why she's in the chair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieJones 63 Posted January 22, 2017 DAE want to push those damn glasses up her nose? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ra Ra Rasputin 99 Posted January 22, 2017 Well, going by that photo, she's clearly not permanently consigned to a wheelchair. That's just one of those functional wheelchairs for the temporarily incapacitated, or other one-off use. I'm hoping she was just taking the weight off her feet because being Japanese, she's scheduled to appear on my DDP list somewhere circa 2036. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,593 Posted February 23, 2017 According to National Enquirer she has officially entered her Sad Last Days. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted February 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said: According to National Enquirer she has officially entered her Sad Last Days. DL 2025 posters will still be fuming at her continued hold on life, then 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,489 Posted February 23, 2017 Thats the vote of confidence her fans have been waiting for, I'd imagine. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
