Next Unexpected "national Treasure" Death

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

4 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

He'll be a woodland burial job when he goes, right?

Wickerwork coffin-the full works. An eco send off like none other in history: no plastic whatsoever to be brought into the service;electric powered hearse and only sustainably farmed bush meat permitted for the post-internment buffet

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

8 minutes ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Wickerwork coffin-the full works. An eco send off like none other in history: no plastic whatsoever to be brought into the service;electric powered hearse and only sustainably farmed bush meat permitted for the post-internment buffet

Maybe you and Scraggy Taters would like to conduct the funeral.........

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

28 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Maybe you and Scraggy Taters would like to conduct the funeral.........

Well,it's funny you should say that...I got myself ordained a few years back with the online Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Wisconsin. For the price of an A4 vellum certificate, I am now fully accredited to perform baptisms,funerals,

last rites & even bar mitzvahs. I'm a non-denominational priest for hire

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

23 minutes ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Well,it's funny you should say that...I got myself ordained a few years back with the online Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Wisconsin. For the price of an A4 vellum certificate, I am now fully accredited to perform baptisms,funerals,

last rites & even bar mitzvahs. I'm a non-denominational priest for hire

Do you know anyone who can do, like, Exorcisms?

You have been possessed by the ghost of Scraggy.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

4 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Wickerwork coffin-the full works. An eco send off like none other in history: no plastic whatsoever to be brought into the service;electric powered hearse and only sustainably farmed bush meat permitted for the post-internment buffet

They might be eco but wicker coffins are a fuckload more expensive than wooden ones. My grandad wanted a wicker coffin but he was also a Yorkshireman so he got a fucking wooden one as we knew he’d be spinning in his grave if we’d forked out his hard earned on one!

[runebomme 377]

34 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

They might be eco but wicker coffins are a fuckload more expensive than wooden ones. My grandad wanted a wicker coffin but he was also a Yorkshireman so he got a fucking wooden one as we knew he’d be spinning in his grave if we’d forked out his hard earned on one!

better than wicker coffin

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_hydrolysis_(body_disposal)

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

14 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Wickerwork coffin-the full works. An eco send off like none other in history: no plastic whatsoever to be brought into the service;electric powered hearse and only sustainably farmed bush meat permitted for the post-internment buffet

He's an eco-warrior for sure but I don't think they'll give him an internment for being so. 

[Toast 16,140]

Interment !  Not internment !  I can't believe how many people get this wrong, people who really should know better.

I'm going to start a Society for the Protection of the Word Interment, because it seems to be in danger of going extinct.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

5 minutes ago, Toast said:

Interment !  Not internment !  I can't believe how many people get this wrong, people who really should know better.

I'm going to start a Society for the Protection of the Word Interment, because it seems to be in danger of going extinct.

It's going the same way as 'artist' and 'artiste'. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

8 minutes ago, Toast said:

Interment !  Not internment !  I can't believe how many people get this wrong, people who really should know better.

I'm going to start a Society for the Protection of the Word Interment, because it seems to be in danger of going extinct.

Fussy fucker, aren't you.

[Toast 16,140]

43 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Fussy fucker, aren't you.

No!  Be honest now - would you prefer to be interned this afternoon, or interred?

 

We have the luxury of a huge vocabulary enabling us to describe exactly what we mean, and avoid ambiguity.

I hate to see the meanings of words eroded in this way.  We are the poorer for it.

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

20 hours ago, Toast said:

Interment !  Not internment !  I can't believe how many people get this wrong, people who really should know better.

I'm going to start a Society for the Protection of the Word Interment, because it seems to be in danger of going extinct.

Predictive text,guv...I got the vocabulery of a scholor me,init?

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

20 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said:

He's an eco-warrior for sure but I don't think they'll give him an internment for being so. 

It's interment NOT internment. My blood is roiling at the ignorance of the people on here ...Tut

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

On 29/04/2018 at 02:11, runebomme said:

better than wicker coffin

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_hydrolysis_(body_disposal)

Tight with a shilling,was he? 

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

On 28/04/2018 at 22:28, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Do you know anyone who can do, like, Exorcisms?

You have been possessed by the ghost of Scraggy.

Whose Scraggy when he's at home?

[runebomme 377]

3 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Tight with a shilling,was he? 

even more nature friendly

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

49 minutes ago, runebomme said:

even more nature friendly

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence

Quite

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

10 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Whose Scraggy when he's at home?

You.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Johnny Vegas

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

You.

Really? Let's hope we never meet by accident in the carpark of a Harvester at 2.30am...I'll show you who's 'scraggy',pal ;-)

[ImissMontpellier 73]

Catherine Deneuve for France

Tom Hanks for USA

[runebomme 377]

On 4/30/2018 at 19:21, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Really? Let's hope we never meet by accident in the carpark of a Harvester at 2.30am...I'll show you who's 'scraggy',pal ;-)

I often take a stroll at night I am just surprised that people run when they look under my hood

 

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

On 02/05/2018 at 23:50, runebomme said:

I often take a stroll at night I am just surprised that people run when they look under my hood

 

Oh. Same here. When they take a peek under my bonnet,they flee in absolute terror...serves them right for being out at that ungodly hour

[theoldlady 2,300]

Britt Ekland - Swedish actress and singer. 

[ImissMontpellier 73]

Céline Dion for Canada