Deathlist Awards

[Deathray 2,942]

This hasn't been done for years, but I was reading some old threads and it was a thing, can't be arsed to find them and use categories.

 

Any additional categories should be submitted by the 12th December.

 

Nominations for each category should be submitted via PM by the 19th December.

 

Voting will take place from the 20th December to the 30th December using the AV ranking system via PM for each category, with the results announced on New Years Eve at some point early in the day.

 

Starter for 10 categories

 

Categories

 

Admin of the Year (self explanatory)

Moderator of the Year (self explanatory)

Post of the Year (for an individual post that can lay claim to being the greatest)

Shitposter of the Year (someone who post constant rubbish)

Sage of the Year (someone who contributes valuable wisdom and information regularly)

The Farewell Award (for a much missed poster who has left us this year.)

The Good Riddance Award (for a poster we're all glad to see the back of who has left us this year)

The mong award (for a poster who is an utter retard, beyond any normal comprehension)

Chief Lister of the Year (for a poster who has created the most magnificent lists)

Tip of the Year (for a "this person might be ill" post that proved to be absolutely accurate but wasn't obvious)

Crystal Ball of the Year (for an absolutely ridiculous candidate put forward who actually died)

Wifey of the Year (best female poster)

w***er of the Year (best male poster)

DL Gimmick of the Year (credit to Spade)

Swearer of the Year (best/most prolific use of swearing) (credit to Lard)

Thread of the Year

Rant of the Year

Death of the Year (most entertaining and talked about)

Joke of the Year

Put Down of the Year

Best Newcomer

Deadpool of the Year

 

There will be some surprise categories bestowed.

 

Get suggesting any extra categories and thinking up your nominations for when they open.

[Joey Russ 7,268]

Good Riddance award nomination:

Dr Zorders

As for the farewell award, definitely Hein

[gcreptile 11,091]

Of course, I nominate myself and my prediction that Prince would be the next music shock death of the year in the "crystal ball of the year" category.

I nominate YoungWillz in the "sage of the year" category.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

Can't we have a 'Swearer of the Year'?

[Deathray 2,942]

Can't we have a 'Swearer of the Year'?

 

Absolutely madam cunt, you are fucking most surely granted the bastard award you fucking desire hereon in.

[The Mad Hatter 1,093]

w***er of the year is defiantly lard

[Joey Russ 7,268]

How about best new Dead Pool of the year. This award would go to the person who created the best dead pool that haven't been done before this year.

[msc 18,557]

Off the top of my head:

 

The "Oh Christ, not again award" is shared by all those threads in which Donald Trump/Hilary Clinton debates flared up.

 

The "Good Job Jinxing it" award goes to ImNotHades for posting David Bowie as a suggestion in the Ideas thread a few hours before his death was announced, and thus increasing my January workload.

 

The "Just a Flesh Wound" award goes to the winner of the 2016 DDP (TBC).

 

The Peter Sarstedt "Where did you go to" award goes to Magere Hein.

 

The DDT award for Forum Form-spotting Guides goes to Gcreptile, who's suggestions from last year appear to have had a remarkable death rate this year.

 

Flight Radar Watcher of the Year: Cat

 

Deadpool of the Year (not counting the DDP): Shaun's Death by Numbers, imo. Crowded, varied and interesting field though.

 

Newcomer of the Year: Doesn't feel like there's that many options. Probably Joey, tbh.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

It wouldn't have been too difficult to locate the original 'The Monkeys' awards thread and use that as the basis for your categories.

I don't wish to piss on your chips for making the effort but what you have there is a dogs breakfast.

[YoungWillz 21,247]

You mean here? : https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/4105-the-monkeys/?p=83128

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

w***er of the year is defiantly lard

And the reason I have to wank so much is because there is not a man alive that is up to the job. But I'll wager you have more crusty socks under your bed than I do.

[Paul Bearer 6,135]

Can't we have a 'Swearer of the Year'?

Fuck off. ;-)

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

How about best new Dead Pool of the year. This award would go to the person who created the best dead pool that haven't been done before this year.

Would you perhaps proffer a suggestion?

[Joey Russ 7,268]

 

How about best new Dead Pool of the year. This award would go to the person who created the best dead pool that haven't been done before this year.

 

Would you perhaps proffer a suggestion?

Sure. I have 2 suggestions for this award. The first is msc for creating the first ever crowdsourced deathlist. The second is Maryport for creating the first MMMDP, which inspired me to make the first AVALDP. Those are my two nominations

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

 

 

How about best new Dead Pool of the year. This award would go to the person who created the best dead pool that haven't been done before this year.

Would you perhaps proffer a suggestion?

Sure. I have 2 suggestions for this award. The first is msc for creating the first ever crowdsourced deathlist. The second is Maryport for creating the first MMMDP, which inspired me to make the first AVALDP. Those are my two nominations

 

Does the AVALDP count as a new dead pool that hasn't been done before this year.

[Joey Russ 7,268]

 

 

 

How about best new Dead Pool of the year. This award would go to the person who created the best dead pool that haven't been done before this year.

 

Would you perhaps proffer a suggestion?

Sure. I have 2 suggestions for this award. The first is msc for creating the first ever crowdsourced deathlist. The second is Maryport for creating the first MMMDP, which inspired me to make the first AVALDP. Those are my two nominations

Does the AVALDP count as a new dead pool that hasn't been done before this year.

That's debatable

[YoungWillz 21,247]

I quite like the Scavenger Pool.

 

I like the idea of changing the game runner and a simple 5 name category. I've now a passing interest in cricket now.

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

 

 

 

 

How about best new Dead Pool of the year. This award would go to the person who created the best dead pool that haven't been done before this year.

Would you perhaps proffer a suggestion?

Sure. I have 2 suggestions for this award. The first is msc for creating the first ever crowdsourced deathlist. The second is Maryport for creating the first MMMDP, which inspired me to make the first AVALDP. Those are my two nominations

Does the AVALDP count as a new dead pool that hasn't been done before this year.

That's debatable

 

Not being one to shirk an argument I nominate Joeyruss for creating the AVALDP - the best new dead pool that hasn't been done before this year

[Deathray 2,942]

It wouldn't have been too difficult to locate the original 'The Monkeys' awards thread and use that as the basis for your categories.

I don't wish to piss on your chips for making the effort but what you have there is a dogs breakfast.

 

It's better than fucking nothing, as in most recents. Hope the changes slightly bend it to your liking.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

How about an award for 'Best Suggestion For An Award'?

[Joey Russ 7,268]

How about an award for 'Best Suggestion For An Award'?

We found our winner for that award.

[Joey Russ 7,268]

Maybe a best love hate relationship type reward. Like your LFN's and Deathray's type relationships.

[Deathray 2,942]

Maybe a best love hate relationship type reward. Like your LFN's and Deathray's type relationships.

 

Oh my sweet summer child, assuming there's any love in that relationship!

 

I think Lard/LFN would win that hands down.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

 

 

Maybe a best love hate relationship type reward. Like your LFN's and Deathray's type relationships.

Oh my sweet summer child, assuming there's any love in that relationship!

 

I think Lard/LFN would win that hands down.

He's a prick, can't stand him 😐

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

I hate the kebab munching vodka drinking twat.