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#1 Grim Reaper

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Posted 31 December 2016 - 06:59 PM

This is the Ian St John thread.



#2 Weebl

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 04:19 AM

His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine?


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Posted 01 January 2017 - 04:19 AM

His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine?

Transplant?


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Posted 01 January 2017 - 04:22 AM

 

His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine?

Transplant?

 

 

Your guess is as good as mine.

 

Is there any other health info on St John other than what's said in his Wikipedia biography?


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Posted 01 January 2017 - 10:28 AM

From memory, he had his bladder and other parts removed, but the cancer still spread after that. He was on the list for a trial drug and confident he'd still beat the cancer, but, all precedent knowledge of that kind of situation tells me he's fucked.


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Posted 01 January 2017 - 10:45 AM

His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine?


Catheter bag?

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Posted 01 January 2017 - 11:44 AM

His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine?

 

Carefully...



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Posted 01 January 2017 - 12:25 PM

His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine?


https://en.wikipedia...wiki/Cystectomy

After the bladder has been removed, an urinary diversion is necessary. Ureterocutaneostomy, ureterosigmoidostomy, ileal conduit, continent cutaneous pouch formations and neobladder substutitions using intestinal segments are main types of urinary diversions. Even though ileal conduit has been known as the most common type of urinary diversion, contemporary surgical practice has evolved to use of neobladder substitutions as first choice. A neobladder substutition is constructed as a pouch from a section of ileum or colon, which can act as a form of replacement bladder, storing urine until the patient desires to release it, which can be achieved by either abdominal straining or self catheterisation. Future treatment for this condition may involve a full replacement with an artificial bladder.



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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:04 PM

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.


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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:13 PM

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

 

If he's going to be at all Liverpool matches we'll see him a lot the next few week.

 

The replay of this.

Both legs of their league cup semi.

The league games against Man United and Swansea. 


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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:16 PM

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. 



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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:18 PM

 

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. 

 

He may die of boredom.


..be happy with our friends, in harmony with the world, and earn our happiness by following a path which nevertheless leads to death

 

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:22 PM

 

 

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. 

 

He may die of boredom.

 

Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. 



#14 Deathray

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:25 PM

 

 

 

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. 

 

He may die of boredom.

 

Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. 

 

 

Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting.


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2017 Shadowlist

 

2014 Shadowlist 5/50

2015 Shadowlist: 11/49

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2014 DDP: Kervorkian Clinic: 485th 1/20 / Centenarians: 97th 5/20

2015 DDP: Kervorkian Clinic 73rd 4/20 / Centenarians 196th 4/20 / Cobbles to a Coffin 361st 1/20

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:26 PM

 

 

 

 

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. 

 

He may die of boredom.

 

Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. 

 

 

Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting.

 

It can't be any worse really, but Ian St.John has one advantage over the rest of us at home at least he doesn't have to listen to Steve McMannaman commentating, he is awful. 


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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:33 PM

 

 

 

 

 

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. 

 

He may die of boredom.

 

Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. 

 

 

Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting.

 

It can't be any worse really, but Ian St.John has one advantage over the rest of us at home at least he doesn't have to listen to Steve McMannaman commentating, he is awful. 

 

Can't see him travelling to the replay, he may end up suffering after all.


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Posted 08 January 2017 - 03:42 PM

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad.
He may die of boredom.
Well with this game that is a distinct possibility.
 
Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting.
It can't be any worse really, but Ian St.John has one advantage over the rest of us at home at least he doesn't have to listen to Steve McMannaman commentating, he is awful.
Can't see him travelling to the replay, he may end up suffering after all.
Watching the home leg was just enough of an ordeal for him.

Jürgen Klopp might be in serious trouble if some of his stars get injured, cause his junior / B team is clearly not at the same level. Can't even score against a League Two team at Anfield, that's just friggin' pathetic.

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 10:17 PM

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad.
He may die of boredom.
Well with this game that is a distinct possibility.
 
Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting.

I've just woken up from the Spurs v Villa game. the magic of the cup eh?
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Posted 10 January 2017 - 10:19 PM

 

 

 

 

 

Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.

That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad.
He may die of boredom.
Well with this game that is a distinct possibility.
 
Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting.

I've just woken up from the Spurs v Villa game. the magic of the cup eh?

 

 

You been in a coma?


2017 DDP Teams (Deathray's Kervorkian Clinic, Cobbles to a Coffin, Shot in the Dark)

 

2017 Shadowlist

 

2014 Shadowlist 5/50

2015 Shadowlist: 11/49

2016 Shadowlist 12/49

 

2014 DDP: Kervorkian Clinic: 485th 1/20 / Centenarians: 97th 5/20

2015 DDP: Kervorkian Clinic 73rd 4/20 / Centenarians 196th 4/20 / Cobbles to a Coffin 361st 1/20

2016 DDP: Kervorkian Clinic 55th 8/20 / Cobbles to a Coffin 363rd 2/20

 


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Posted 10 January 2017 - 10:41 PM

Who the hell is "Ian Street John"? Someone needs to tell the committee not all "East Landaaan" gangsters are as famous as the krays...


Why is everyone always on Caisson's case?





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