Grim Reaper 186 Posted December 31, 2016 This is the Ian St John thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted January 1, 2017 His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,619 Posted January 1, 2017 His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine? Transplant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted January 1, 2017 His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine? Transplant? Your guess is as good as mine. Is there any other health info on St John other than what's said in his Wikipedia biography? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted January 1, 2017 From memory, he had his bladder and other parts removed, but the cancer still spread after that. He was on the list for a trial drug and confident he'd still beat the cancer, but, all precedent knowledge of that kind of situation tells me he's fucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted January 1, 2017 His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine? Catheter bag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 1, 2017 His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine? Carefully... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted January 1, 2017 His Wikipedia biography says that in 2014 following cancer his bladder was removed. Now I'm not even sure that I want to know this, but how exactly does a person without a bladder go for a piss or hold urine? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cystectomy After the bladder has been removed, an urinary diversion is necessary. Ureterocutaneostomy, ureterosigmoidostomy, ileal conduit, continent cutaneous pouch formations and neobladder substutitions using intestinal segments are main types of urinary diversions. Even though ileal conduit has been known as the most common type of urinary diversion, contemporary surgical practice has evolved to use of neobladder substitutions as first choice. A neobladder substutition is constructed as a pouch from a section of ileum or colon, which can act as a form of replacement bladder, storing urine until the patient desires to release it, which can be achieved by either abdominal straining or self catheterisation. Future treatment for this condition may involve a full replacement with an artificial bladder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. If he's going to be at all Liverpool matches we'll see him a lot the next few week. The replay of this. Both legs of their league cup semi. The league games against Man United and Swansea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. He may die of boredom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. He may die of boredom. Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. He may die of boredom. Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. He may die of boredom. Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting. It can't be any worse really, but Ian St.John has one advantage over the rest of us at home at least he doesn't have to listen to Steve McMannaman commentating, he is awful. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. He may die of boredom. Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting. It can't be any worse really, but Ian St.John has one advantage over the rest of us at home at least he doesn't have to listen to Steve McMannaman commentating, he is awful. Can't see him travelling to the replay, he may end up suffering after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted January 8, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. He may die of boredom. Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting. It can't be any worse really, but Ian St.John has one advantage over the rest of us at home at least he doesn't have to listen to Steve McMannaman commentating, he is awful. Can't see him travelling to the replay, he may end up suffering after all.Watching the home leg was just enough of an ordeal for him. Jürgen Klopp might be in serious trouble if some of his stars get injured, cause his junior / B team is clearly not at the same level. Can't even score against a League Two team at Anfield, that's just friggin' pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted January 10, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad. He may die of boredom. Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting. I've just woken up from the Spurs v Villa game. the magic of the cup eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted January 10, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score.That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad.He may die of boredom.Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting. I've just woken up from the Spurs v Villa game. the magic of the cup eh? You been in a coma? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caisson 37 Posted January 10, 2017 Who the hell is "Ian Street John"? Someone needs to tell the committee not all "East Landaaan" gangsters are as famous as the krays... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted January 11, 2017 Currently sat at Anfield next to Tarby. Looks OK, but of course might have a stroke if Plymouth score. That won't happen, Plymouth have hardly ventured out of the Liverpool half, Liverpool will win it in the 90th minute. Ian St. John looks to have aged recently but for a man approaching 80 and who has had Cancer he doesn't look that bad.He may die of boredom.Well with this game that is a distinct possibility. Spurs v Villa is on at 4pm though, which should be more interesting. I've just woken up from the Spurs v Villa game. the magic of the cup eh? You been in a coma? You obviously didn't watch the game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cian 22 Posted January 11, 2017 Who the hell is "Ian Street John"? Someone needs to tell the committee not all "East Landaaan" gangsters are as famous as the krays... He's Scottish. And a former footballer / 80s TV presenter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,536 Posted January 21, 2017 Interview in the Herald about thumping Rangers back in the 60s ahead of another Rangers/Motherwell Cup tie. Says nothing about his cancer. I suspect he's of the age where, having given us the hints, the next we'll hear about it is him being in hospital or dead. The link obviously isn't the Herald, but that's behind a paywall, so there's a free version for those interested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhys 64 Posted February 9, 2017 Football should help ex-pros with dementia - former Liverpool striker Ian St John http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38911979 Sounds like he hasn't lost the plot yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 12,133 Posted February 9, 2017 He won't die this year. Too early, definitely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
