The Ashes Urn 1,356 Posted August 6, 2017 Jane Fonda, still beautiful and glamorous at 79. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 6, 2017 Top ones Bruce Campbell. No idea who fat cunto is in the second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 45 minutes ago, charon said: Top ones Bruce Campbell. No idea who fat cunto is in the second. Thats one more than I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted August 6, 2017 We're now judging people for being old? Nice thread.... What do people expect to look like in their 70's? Like a fucking Ken or Barbie doll? Do you want to look like Jackie Stallone? Moronic.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, ImNotHades said: We're now judging people for being old? Nice thread.... What do people expect to look like in their 70's? Like a fucking Ken or Barbie doll? Do you want to look like Jackie Stallone? Moronic.... The only thing moronic is you. Reread the fucking thread again and get a grasp of its actual intent as opposed to what you have decided to view it as. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: The only thing moronic is you. Reread the fucking thread again and get a grasp of its actual intent as opposed to what you have decided to view it as. Awwww someone's butthurt triggered by a strangers comment, boo hoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted August 6, 2017 1 hour ago, charon said: Top ones Bruce Campbell. No idea who fat cunto is in the second. Not having seen the pictures on the previous page I initially thought that was a comment on Jane Fonda's breasts. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,226 Posted August 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, ImNotHades said: Awwww someone's butthurt triggered by a strangers comment, boo hoo. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 36 minutes ago, ImNotHades said: Awwww someone's butthurt triggered by a strangers comment, boo hoo. You want me to pass you down a bigger spade? 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,443 Posted August 6, 2017 Can't get bigger than Spade in deadpooling terms lately, really. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 1 minute ago, msc said: Can't get bigger than Spade in deadpooling terms lately, really. Well, that may well be true. Is he any good at digging holes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,525 Posted August 6, 2017 Fucking shite, I'm a weak-shouldered disgrace to my farmhand ancestors. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fucking hell, you have lopped 10 years off of your age. And you've added 6 inches to the size of your cock. To make 7 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fucking hell, you have lopped 10 years off of your age. And you've added 6 inches to the size of your cock. To make 7 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: If you had read a following post by me CA you would have seen that, to me, she is still a beautiful woman, something that time had not diminished. I could also have put up pics of umpteen men who have also gone from youthful beauty into aged beauty but, at that time, I was thinking of Katherine Ross! I don't think there are any unrealistic expectations on women apart from the unrealistic expectations they have about themselves. Pick up a 'Womens' magazine and the fucker is full of fashion tips, diet tips, 'how to be gorgeous at 40' tips etc etc. All written by women, for women about women. Try finding that kind of shit in a mens orientated publication. I, for one, am not swayed by size, shape, looks , what she wears, saggy tits, saggy stomachs or anything else that, for some strange reason, seems to pre occupy millions of women on a daily basis. Im certain that I am not the only man in that thought and opinion. Sure, there are men out there that expect the Earth but, fuck them, men like that aint worth it! To wit, ive never ever or will ever ever give one two or three fucks about a womans physique, age, appearance because it will not necessarily define who she is. Yes, we are all going to get old and we are all going to die BUT ( as per my original post ) it would have been nice if 'god' had allowed us to keep our youthful looks to go with our youthful thoughts ( im 52 with a mental age of 19) to see us out of this world. Hence, life is a bastard. I think people have read way too much into the content of the post and completely missed its point. Oh well....... Again, good points well made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said: And you've added 6 inches to the size of your cock. To make 7 If only!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted August 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: If you had read a following post by me CA you would have seen that, to me, she is still a beautiful woman, something that time had not diminished. I could also have put up pics of umpteen men who have also gone from youthful beauty into aged beauty but, at that time, I was thinking of Katherine Ross! I don't think there are any unrealistic expectations on women apart from the unrealistic expectations they have about themselves. Pick up a 'Womens' magazine and the fucker is full of fashion tips, diet tips, 'how to be gorgeous at 40' tips etc etc. All written by women, for women about women. Try finding that kind of shit in a mens orientated publication. I, for one, am not swayed by size, shape, looks , what she wears, saggy tits, saggy stomachs or anything else that, for some strange reason, seems to pre occupy millions of women on a daily basis. Im certain that I am not the only man in that thought and opinion. Sure, there are men out there that expect the Earth but, fuck them, men like that aint worth it! To wit, ive never ever or will ever ever give one two or three fucks about a womans physique, age, appearance because it will not necessarily define who she is. Yes, we are all going to get old and we are all going to die BUT ( as per my original post ) it would have been nice if 'god' had allowed us to keep our youthful looks to go with our youthful thoughts ( im 52 with a mental age of 19) to see us out of this world. Hence, life is a bastard. I think people have read way too much into the content of the post and completely missed its point. Oh well....... I did read subsequent posts but they didn't change the fact that you wrote: It's not wrong. It's life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, CarolAnn said: I did read subsequent posts but they didn't change the fact that you wrote: It's not wrong. It's life. Yes and sometimes elements of life are WRONG!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted August 6, 2017 I've been told I'm a wrong'un on more than one occasion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted August 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yes and sometimes elements of life are WRONG!!!!!!!!! Life is what life is. We project our sense of fairness onto it. Life is amoral. Aging is amoral. Death is amoral. Humans make aging a value judgement - we always have. That's why some peoples used to leave old people behind to die when they could not contribute in parity with what they consumed. Even then, though, it wasn't their appearance but rather their ability to pull their own weight. It was survival of the fittest. Yes, women are bad about drawing value judgments based on appearance, but men do it as well. I think some of it is biological - younger, more attractive humans have always been naturally sought after as mating partners - but humans have this really inconvenient ability to use higher level thinking skills to separate our biological urges from rationality. I could understand a statement like "She was so pretty when she was younger" or "Wow I had such a crush on her" or whatever. It's the judgment that aging is wrong, and all the issues that come along with the idea that youth and attractiveness equal right, that I have a problem with. But I still love you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 22 minutes ago, CarolAnn said: Life is what life is. We project our sense of fairness onto it. Life is amoral. Aging is amoral. Death is amoral. Humans make aging a value judgement - we always have. That's why some peoples used to leave old people behind to die when they could not contribute in parity with what they consumed. Even then, though, it wasn't their appearance but rather their ability to pull their own weight. It was survival of the fittest. Yes, women are bad about drawing value judgments based on appearance, but men do it as well. I think some of it is biological - younger, more attractive humans have always been naturally sought after as mating partners - but humans have this really inconvenient ability to use higher level thinking skills to separate our biological urges from rationality. I could understand a statement like "She was so pretty when she was younger" or "Wow I had such a crush on her" or whatever. It's the judgment that aging is wrong, and all the issues that come along with the idea that youth and attractiveness equal right, that I have a problem with. But I still love you. I get your point CA but............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 6, 2017 31 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: I've been told I'm a wrong'un on more than one occasion. No, I think you have it right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted August 7, 2017 21 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I get your point CA but............ How about those Astros? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted August 7, 2017 16 minutes ago, CarolAnn said: How about those Astros? Can I swerve that question due to the fact that I haven't a sodding clue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted August 7, 2017 41 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Can I swerve that question due to the fact that I haven't a sodding clue? Right off the cliff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted August 8, 2017 On 06/08/2017 at 14:20, The Ashes Urn said: Jane Fonda, still beautiful and glamorous at 79. The neckline on the dress is a giveaway, mind Ten minutes before they took that picture she was in a wind tunnel. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
