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3 hours ago, msc said:

Actually, please tell me I'm not the only person who hears his name to the tune of "Ole, Ole"?

Thanks ye bastard!

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3 hours ago, drol said:

His doctor says he's 100% cancer free and has only suffered from pneumonia during the last weeks, but he was recovering well. Also says he is not in danger and he will  completely recover in two months. Oh, stop, please, just stop, you are pathetic.

....because people fly into Miami for that awesome treatment for pneumonia only America can provide....

 

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Maybe someone who knows better Spanish than me will understand this better, but apparently he’s feeling very good...

 

 

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He, his family, and his publicist downplay his poor health every time he's hospitalized.  If you look back, they denied the diagnosis for a little while too.  He's still a lock, I think. 

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Unlike Jose's family, the camera has no bias and no dog in the fight.  I think we can look at the photos and get a fair assessment.

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If he does turn out to be a fraud, can we refer to him as Roey Roey?

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Just being in good spirits might prolong his life a bit. 

It would be different if he given up the will to live.

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Family cheering him up with a sing song. Or a chant. "Jose!"...

 

 

..." Jose Jose Jose, Jose, Jose..."

 

 

A pain shared...

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10 minutes ago, drol said:

 

No way! Jose?

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Look, I know I'm the 900th unfunny person to make that stupid gag, but it's like a big red button marked "DANGER", I could only resist for so long...

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From the moving hospital article he's 40 kgs - so just over 6 stone.

 

He's 5 foot 7.

 

Enough said. 

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On ‎2‎/‎11‎/‎2018 at 14:04, msc said:

Family cheering him up with a sing song. Or a chant. "Jose!"...

 

 

..." Jose Jose Jose, Jose, Jose..."

 

 

A pain shared...

When he came to the US and saw a baseball game, he was touched by the crowd's concern for his view of the game.  They sang "Jose can you see?"

 

I'll get me coat......

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*chips in since its gag time.

 

 

If he gets buried in the desert, will they sing #Do you know the way to the sand José ?

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70 today! :birthday:

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8 minutes ago, drol said:

70 today! :birthday:

 

Hooray!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hooray hooray hooray, hooray, hooray...

 

It's the tune that never dies.

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There goes a DDP point.  Or 2?

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10 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

There goes a DDP point.  Or 2?

AFAIK, a party pooper is +5 pts (all the other bonuses [unique, drop 40, unnatural] are just +3). But he could still die today (although it's pretty unlikely).

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Amazed he is still holding on. The skinny legend fallen queen Zsa Zsa comparisons are very accurate.

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The most recent Twitter picture didn't look all that bad. I think he's one of my worse Cup picks.

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2 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

The most recent Twitter picture didn't look all that bad. I think he's one of my worse Cup picks.

You just trying to get him to lay down his guard.  Pretty ingenious....I pray it doesn't work.

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18 months at the least. Then another 18 months before they announce it. 

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