Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 21, 2014 Truly shocking story about how Fidders enjoyed a lavish lifestyle while everyone else in Cuba floundered in poverty. http://www.theguardi...-like-king-cuba Fidel "lived like a king" and had the mentality of a "pirate of the Caribbean". 638 assasination attempts throughout his life must be the all-time record. His ex lover agreed to take him out after conspiring with the CIA but she couldn't do it because she loved him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted May 22, 2014 Truly shocking story about how Fidders enjoyed a lavish lifestyle while everyone else in Cuba floundered in poverty. http://www.theguardi...-like-king-cuba Fidel "lived like a king" and had the mentality of a "pirate of the Caribbean". 638 assasination attempts throughout his life must be the all-time record. His ex lover agreed to take him out after conspiring with the CIA but she couldn't do it because she loved him. Aaaahhhh, what a lovely story... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 23, 2014 Dead yet? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted June 23, 2014 Dead yet? No. Oh btw I'm forecasting a new Castro departure date of Aug. 13 (his birthday). If he wants to go earlier than that though, I won't complain... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted June 23, 2014 Dead yet? Sod... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 23, 2014 I am told he is very close to the end. Keep watching for that 4th hit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercarte 151 Posted June 24, 2014 I am told he is very close to the end. Keep watching for that 4th hit! It's 20 years that he is close to death... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ban guest guest now Posted June 24, 2014 I am told he is very close to the end. Keep watching for that 4th hit! You're a fuckhead 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 24, 2014 I am told he is very close to the end. Keep watching for that 4th hit! You're a fuckhead I know.You're point is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted July 13, 2014 Putin flies in to comfort the ailing old cunt (and to cancel Cuba's debts to Russia, most of which date back to the Soviet era) I think that first pic was taken just to prove he can actually just about stand up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted July 14, 2014 Putin flies in to comfort the ailing old cunt (and to cancel Cuba's debts to Russia, most of which date back to the Soviet era) I think that first pic was taken just to prove he can actually just about stand up. When he's sat down he looks like Christopher Lee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted July 14, 2014 Putin flies in to comfort the ailing old cunt (and to cancel Cuba's debts to Russia, most of which date back to the Soviet era) I think that first pic was taken just to prove he can actually just about stand up. When he's sat down he looks like Christopher Lee. Have Christopher Lee and Fidel Castro ever been seen in the same room together? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted August 9, 2014 The daughter of Fidel Castro is visiting Cuba for the first time in 20 years to visit her dying mother http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/08/05/4273966/fidel-castros-daughter-alina-fernandez.html Will the death of Fidel's wife hasten his demise I wonder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uschi 53 Posted August 13, 2014 Happy Birthday Mr Cazzo. Please go now, I need some more points. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted August 14, 2014 Oh btw I'm forecasting a new Castro departure date of Aug. 13 (his birthday). Fuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted August 14, 2014 Few photos of Castro's birthday celebrations and at the same time Daily Mail asks why he's lived so long after 638 assassination attempts http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2724039/Cuba-celebrates-Fidel-Castro-s-88th-birthday-did-survive-638-assassination-attempts.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted September 20, 2014 Coming soon to a November or December near you: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 20, 2014 Coming soon to a November or December near you: If someone told me that was a corpse picture I'd believe them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted September 20, 2014 His hands have too much colour for a corpse! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 20, 2014 Find the 10 differences. regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted September 20, 2014 His hands have too much colour for a corpse! They could be wax replicas, like they make for dead saints on display. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,327 Posted September 20, 2014 True true but dead bodies have a different complexion as the blood flow goes pretty quickly meaning that the skin goes a more grey/ purplecolour.I am by no means an expert but when my Nan and neighbour died this was certainly the case.Waxworks never conform completely to reality though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 20, 2014 Hey, that's a different religion! regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted September 20, 2014 True true but dead bodies have a different complexion as the blood flow goes pretty quickly meaning that the skin goes a more grey/ purplecolour.I am by no means an expert but when my Nan and neighbour died this was certainly the case.Waxworks never conform completely to reality though. Well to me the hands just looked fake colour or no colour. I can spot wax and whatnot since I've seen so many movies that had bad/cheap effects. And every episode of Red Dwarf. Also it just makes me wonder who makes all these models of "dead" or half-dead people. Bit weird. I found it while doing a simple search for Fidel Castro Dead (as you do... well, as I do) on Google Image search, as soon as I saw that pic it reminded me of the one of Ariel Sharon I also found........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted October 29, 2014 Does anybody ever wonder just what the fuck Mr. C does all day? Or attempts to do? (Apart from sit around sporting that confused old man look that he has in all his pics.) It's an odd situation he's in because most dictators don't retire from dictating - they either get deposed in a bloody fashion or they die in the job. I know he had a stroke a couple of years ago so I guess that means visits from lap dancers are off the menu. Does he sit back and reminisce to himself about his favourite moments of oppression? Does he bug Putin with text messages and offer him Worthers' Originals if he comes round to visit again? Does he pose in front of the mirror in his JJB threads and make comments like "Classy!" and "Pimp!"? Surely we are only days or weeks away, I feel ecstatically excited about his imminent demise, the only thing I don't like is I neglected to put him on my HPDP entry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
