Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

[Vinegar Tits 606]

Kerry Katona shows off new size 8 figure on another bloody holiday.

Like bollocks she's a size 8 in that picture.

 

And yeah, boyfriend woes, "I luv me kids" protestations, pics of her looking dishevelled and weight gain by September.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

A useless daft bimbo model from America, Lashawna Threatt, has accidentally plunged to her doom after falling out a fifth storey window apparently while play wrestling: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8254764/w...l-window-1-dead

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A useless daft bimbo model from America, Lashawna Threatt, has accidentally plunged to her doom after falling out a fifth storey window apparently while play wrestling: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8254764/w...l-window-1-dead

It said tenth storey. Oh, & the moral of the story is, don't play fight near balconies.

[Toast 16,132]

It does say tenth storey, but they fell on to a roof five storeys below. Isn't "Lashawna Threatt" a ludicrous name.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Isn't "Lashawna Threatt" a ludicrous name.

It has built-in bimbosity.

 

regards,

Hein

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

Paris Hilton jumps from plane Damn parachute opened

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

An elderly daft useless bimbo named Elaine Stewart has gone: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/elai...rigadoon-205909

 

Apparently her biggest claims to fame were featuring as a Playboy model and having a bit role in that so-tedious-I-wanted-to-rip-my-eyeballs-out musical, Brigadoon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Stewart

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Been a good weekend for separating British bimbos from the plot. Ashley Cole and Kerry bi-polar Katona are both apparently back with the blokes who drove them to the brink a few months back and Charlotte Church blocked beakers of house wine before unleashing a foul tirade at her own mother.

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Been a good weekend for separating British bimbos from the plot. Ashley Cole and Kerry bi-polar Katona are both apparently back with the blokes who drove them to the brink a few months back and Charlotte Church blocked beakers of house wine before unleashing a foul tirade at her own mother.

 

Does the News of the World know about this?

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

We should maybe add the latest Doctor Who assistant to our list of ones to watch after this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...York-party.html

 

 

Don't know enough about her to ascertain if this is a one-off or if she has a reputation for being a wild child/drunken bimbo.

[Phantom 2,533]

We should maybe add the latest Doctor Who assistant to our list of ones to watch after this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...York-party.html

 

 

Don't know enough about her to ascertain if this is a one-off or if she has a reputation for being a wild child/drunken bimbo.

 

Karen Gillan naked??? why aren't there any photos?

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We should maybe add the latest Doctor Who assistant to our list of ones to watch after this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...York-party.html

 

 

Don't know enough about her to ascertain if this is a one-off or if she has a reputation for being a wild child/drunken bimbo.

I hope she's ok.I really like her.I think she's just letting off a bit of steam during her break from filming Dr Who.It's a long tough day filming that

PS if Karen Gillan tried to get into my hotel room naked I would open the door!

[Phantom 2,533]

We should maybe add the latest Doctor Who assistant to our list of ones to watch after this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...York-party.html

 

 

Don't know enough about her to ascertain if this is a one-off or if she has a reputation for being a wild child/drunken bimbo.

I hope she's ok.I really like her.I think she's just letting off a bit of steam during her break from filming Dr Who.It's a long tough day filming that

PS if Karen Gillan tried to get into my hotel room naked I would open the door!

 

She doesn't have to be naked to get into my hotel room

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Can't bring myself to watch Celebrity Big Brother but I'm reliably informed that Ms Katona is already showing signs of stress.

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Congratulations to Ms Katona for battling to the end of CBB and earning a podium finish.

 

Meanwhile; we've had the predictable incoherant ramblings on stuff she barely understands, the car-crash reality show so now it's time for Peaches Geldof's battling with an eating disorder. It's like Paula never died, eh?

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Of course, Peaches isn't on heroin!

 

It's definitely like Paula never died now.

[Spade_Cooley 9,515]

Jodie Marsh.

 

Just.... Jodie Marsh.

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Which reminds me, Ms Katona has apparently decided to go into internet dating and was seen meeting a bloke in a car.

 

Gotta love her as she melts down, eh?

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Jodie Marsh.

 

Just.... Jodie Marsh.

So many questions, so few answers. Are those two the same woman? If so, did the make-over involve

1. an oven?
   
2. shoe polish?
   
3. steroids?
   
4. magic?
   
5. all of the above?
   

The mind boggles.

 

regards,

Hein

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Should probably be studying form where Tara Palmer Tomkinson is concerned. Despite being snapped looking zapped today, she says she isn't using anymore.

 

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Another day, another depressed pisshead who has partied into the ground checks into rehab!

 

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Another day, another depressed pisshead who has partied into the ground checks into rehab!

 

 

1) Who is it?

 

2) Should we care?

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

What, you mean...you don't recognise the hugely famous Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud?!

 

I'll ring the Priory and tell them, that news will put her on next year's DL.

[themaninblack 2,112]

Another day, another depressed pisshead who has partied into the ground checks into rehab!

 

 

1) Who is it?

 

2) Should we care?

 

 

Two questions that will no doubt occur for the rest of the decade and beyond...

[Guest occasionalwatcher]

Lindsay Lohan...???

 

'Red spots' on her palms (and no, I'm not talking about the nail polish)...

http://crushable.com/entertainment/is-lind...eth-addict-765/

 

Lindsay's teeth...

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/gossip-yo...e-15788.gallery

 

Minor footnote or some hint to her health woes???

LiLo tweets on Oct 11...

"why is kale so hard on the tongue? it's just not meant to be a 'food friend' of mine, no matter how hard i try! "