Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

[Dead Wait 1,096]

A birthday today means Lindsay Lohan now qualifies for the 27 club!!

[Spade_Cooley 9,022]

Katona's been declared bankrupt again. Should probably have got herself a few payday loans to tide her over until the start of next month.

[themaninblack 2,112]

Katona's been declared bankrupt again. Should probably have got herself a few payday loans to tide her over until the start of next month.

 

She has, that's why she's bankrupt!

 

Actually, thinking about it, you may have said the same thing.

 

Carry on...

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Actually managed some sympathy for our Kelly when I read a lengthy piece in the paper yesterday detailing the way her courta-appointed financial guy skins her on a par with the way payday loan sharks skin their clients.

 

Her third marriage and some interest re bankruptcy will doubtless see her rally for a few months before the next meltdown.

[Bibliogryphon 8,662]

Actually managed some sympathy for our Kelly when I read a lengthy piece in the paper yesterday detailing the way her courta-appointed financial guy skins her on a par with the way payday loan sharks skin their clients.

 

Her third marriage and some interest re bankruptcy will doubtless see her rally for a few months before the next meltdown.

 

Maybe Atomic Kitten should reform for a sell out tour (Any local Village hall should do)

[Spade_Cooley 9,022]

Actually managed some sympathy for our Kelly when I read a lengthy piece in the paper yesterday detailing the way her courta-appointed financial guy skins her on a par with the way payday loan sharks skin their clients.

 

Her third marriage and some interest re bankruptcy will doubtless see her rally for a few months before the next meltdown.

 

Maybe Atomic Kitten should reform for a sell out tour (Any local Village hall should do)

 

Atomic Kitten have reformed, which makes this even more fucking confusing. Maybe someone should just suspend her FoxyBingo account?

[Bibliogryphon 8,662]

I was only joking - honest.

 

I did not mean to unleash this hell upon the world.

[John Kettley 49]

Katona's been declared bankrupt again. Should probably have got herself a few payday loans to tide her over until the start of next month.

The useless daft bimbo is set to make a few quid playing a useless daft bimbo.

[Death Impends 7,373]

Liar, liar, Amanda Bynes set her pants on fire.

[Death Impends 7,373]

Lohan finishes another rehab stint. Will still need to partake in therapy for the next year-and-a-half.

[Sean 5,999]

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/amanda-bynes-doing-remarkably-well-210600278.html- Amanda Bynes responding to treatment- how the hell she was not sectioned earlier the signs of mental illness could be seen from space.The same can be said for Lindsay Lohan but with parents like Dina and Michael what chance did she have of staying sane!

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Ms Katona is - reportedly - three months gone with her fifth kid, fathered by her third different babyfather.

[Bibliogryphon 8,662]

Ms Katona is - reportedly - three months gone with her fifth kid, fathered by her third different babyfather.

 

That is Chavtastic news!

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

I was having a conversation the other day and someone mentioned Sabrina. The rest of us had nearly forgotten her. We weren't even sure if the bosomed one was still alive. It turns out she is and is now 77 years of age. Does anyone have any further health info? Surely she must be very stooped by now from the weight of her massive mammaries... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrina_(actress)

[thefunkyfaz 51]

Sabrina? 77? I remember her falling out of her bikini top on the video for her song "Boys Boys Boys" in the late 80s. She was wearing well then...

 

Oh, not that Sabrina...

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

LOL no. I wonder how long it will take this one to go tits up?

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

This Sabrina: http://www.goon.org/usgoons/sabrina/

 

She is remembered in Australia for a notorious petrol station advertisement she did on a tour out here.

 

UPDATE: According to the Oct 2013 update, she hasn't been in contact with her fansite for a few years, so maybe she does have a health issue: http://nylon.net/sabrina/

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

This Sabrina: http://www.goon.org/usgoons/sabrina/

 

She is remembered in Australia for a notorious petrol station advertisement she did on a tour out here.

 

UPDATE: According to the Oct 2013 update, she hasn't been in contact with her fansite for a few years, so maybe she does have a health issue: http://nylon.net/sabrina/

 

FFS!! That is an obsessive fan site. Maybe her family met the dribbling Vaseline addicts behind it and suggested she duck out of any further dealings with them.

 

Worth watching, mind, the woman is clearly obitable.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

LOL. I only glanced at the front page of that site. Will delve in a bit more for a laugh.

 

UPDATE: Actully, just scrolling further down that first page was enough....

[Whitehouse 821]

Is Courtney Stodden an girl to keep an eye on? She recenty seperated from her 36-year older hubby and might be on the loose again like a Paris Hilton 2.0.

[Phantom 2,469]

Is Courtney Stodden an girl to keep an eye on? She recenty seperated from her 36-year older hubby and might be on the loose again like a Paris Hilton 2.0.

 

They're seperated but from all accounts they're still living together in the same house.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

Lindsay Lohan goes streaking in Selfridge's....

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

Lindsay Lohan goes streaking in Selfridge's....

 

Pics or GTFO.

[Guest Guest]

Lindsay Lohan goes streaking in Selfridge's....

 

I went in there for 2 baps and got more than I bargained for

[Whitehouse 821]

Ketona's fiancé detained under the mental health act. Just another normal day of a derailed celebrity couple.