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A birthday today means Lindsay Lohan now qualifies for the 27 club!!

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Katona's been declared bankrupt again. Should probably have got herself a few payday loans to tide her over until the start of next month.

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Katona's been declared bankrupt again. Should probably have got herself a few payday loans to tide her over until the start of next month.

 

She has, that's why she's bankrupt! ;)

 

Actually, thinking about it, you may have said the same thing.

 

Carry on...

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Actually managed some sympathy for our Kelly when I read a lengthy piece in the paper yesterday detailing the way her courta-appointed financial guy skins her on a par with the way payday loan sharks skin their clients.

 

Her third marriage and some interest re bankruptcy will doubtless see her rally for a few months before the next meltdown.

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Actually managed some sympathy for our Kelly when I read a lengthy piece in the paper yesterday detailing the way her courta-appointed financial guy skins her on a par with the way payday loan sharks skin their clients.

 

Her third marriage and some interest re bankruptcy will doubtless see her rally for a few months before the next meltdown.

 

Maybe Atomic Kitten should reform for a sell out tour (Any local Village hall should do)

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Actually managed some sympathy for our Kelly when I read a lengthy piece in the paper yesterday detailing the way her courta-appointed financial guy skins her on a par with the way payday loan sharks skin their clients.

 

Her third marriage and some interest re bankruptcy will doubtless see her rally for a few months before the next meltdown.

 

Maybe Atomic Kitten should reform for a sell out tour (Any local Village hall should do)

 

Atomic Kitten have reformed, which makes this even more fucking confusing. Maybe someone should just suspend her FoxyBingo account?

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I was only joking - honest.

 

I did not mean to unleash this hell upon the world.

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Ms Katona is - reportedly - three months gone with her fifth kid, fathered by her third different babyfather.

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Ms Katona is - reportedly - three months gone with her fifth kid, fathered by her third different babyfather.

 

That is Chavtastic news!

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I was having a conversation the other day and someone mentioned Sabrina. The rest of us had nearly forgotten her. We weren't even sure if the bosomed one was still alive. It turns out she is and is now 77 years of age. Does anyone have any further health info? Surely she must be very stooped by now from the weight of her massive mammaries... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrina_(actress)

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Sabrina? 77? I remember her falling out of her bikini top on the video for her song "Boys Boys Boys" in the late 80s. She was wearing well then...

 

Oh, not that Sabrina... :banghead:

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This Sabrina: http://www.goon.org/usgoons/sabrina/

 

She is remembered in Australia for a notorious petrol station advertisement she did on a tour out here.

 

UPDATE: According to the Oct 2013 update, she hasn't been in contact with her fansite for a few years, so maybe she does have a health issue: http://nylon.net/sabrina/

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This Sabrina: http://www.goon.org/usgoons/sabrina/

 

She is remembered in Australia for a notorious petrol station advertisement she did on a tour out here.

 

UPDATE: According to the Oct 2013 update, she hasn't been in contact with her fansite for a few years, so maybe she does have a health issue: http://nylon.net/sabrina/

 

FFS!! That is an obsessive fan site. Maybe her family met the dribbling Vaseline addicts behind it and suggested she duck out of any further dealings with them.

 

Worth watching, mind, the woman is clearly obitable.

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LOL. I only glanced at the front page of that site. Will delve in a bit more for a laugh.

 

UPDATE: Actully, just scrolling further down that first page was enough....

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Is Courtney Stodden an girl to keep an eye on? She recenty seperated from her 36-year older hubby and might be on the loose again like a Paris Hilton 2.0.

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Is Courtney Stodden an girl to keep an eye on? She recenty seperated from her 36-year older hubby and might be on the loose again like a Paris Hilton 2.0.

 

They're seperated but from all accounts they're still living together in the same house.

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