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Ok, at first it was reported that Kerry Katona had kicked her husband out of the house because of his partying, shortly after his Bell's Palsy episode:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3151844/Kerry-Katona-kicks-husband-George-Kay-family-home-nine-months-marriage.html

 

Then a couple of hours later, he was admitted to a hospital:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3153199/Kerry-Katona-s-husband-George-Kay-hospitalised-following-episode-hotel-hours-kicked-family-home.html

 

Her husband, George Kay, has a history of mental illness and was once found running down the street shouting that someone was going to kill him.

 

Now Kerry Katona says her world is crumbling around her:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-feels-like-world-6030979

 

Her mother's heart disease is also said to be putting pressure on her, oh, and her children were involved in a car crash in May:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/444008/Kerry-Katona-health

 

Is it the cruelty of the world, or is it her?

 

 

It's the rest of us, obviously.

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One of the Katona brood has an online rant and the new neighbours after they accuse Ms K and the gang of "lowering the tone" of the Neighborhood

 

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/12/kerry-katona_n_7974884.html?ncid=wsc-ukhf-entertainment-headline

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But it isnt endangering her life? If anything, she's safer now she's moved closer to her natural habitat. Can a mod move it to the gossip thread please.

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Hehe, I already promised to reduce the amount of fatty stories I would post. At the same time, I also promised myself to stop paying attention to Kerry Katona, unless it's REALLY important. I think I was... enabling her.

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Daniella Westbrook has just lost out on a £200,000 windfall because the shrink employed by Celebrity Big Brother reckoned she was too far gone to be safe in the house. Man, that must be out there beyond human understanding given some of the casualites considered fair game for the place.

 

1. Respect!!

2. She's one of ours, surely.

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Daft useless bimbo exercises naked, falls off treadmill, ends up with burns and the accidentally tweets about it to the world: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11828448/Carol-Vorderman-covered-in-burns-after-naked-treadmill-fall.html

 

 

Good call, for all her academic achievement Voderman genuinely the same degree of vacuous, fame-hungry attention-sponge as the rest of these bimbos. Probs a mite less likely to endanger her life by means of cocaine but recklessly endangering in other ways. And, she's way older than the rest of this crowd.

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So many threads this could have gone in but I settled for the most appropriate one. ;)

 

Former champion Australian swimmer and nutty bimbo Susie Maroney has skin cancer:

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3457417/All-hours-water-never-sunscreen-Former-marathon-swimmer-Susie-Maroney-reveals-skin-cancer-battle.html

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Saw her doing her beached whale impression on the cover of some celebrity tabloid over the weekend.

 

She's one of ours for sure.

 

 

 

So that Margaret Woodall raised Kerry Katona to her 465k Twitter followers. How does that work?

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Saw her doing her beached whale impression on the cover of some celebrity tabloid over the weekend.

 

She's one of ours for sure.

 

 

 

So that Margaret Woodall raised Kerry Katona to her 465k Twitter followers. How does that work?

 

 

 

Dunno, but surely we have to give some credit to our British meltdown heroine bravely battling the yanks and more than matching their antics. KK's the best we've seen since Jade Goody.

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well happy (what would be the 90th) birthday to Marilyn Monroe :-˙)

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well happy (what would be the 90th) birthday to Marilyn Monroe :-˙)

Happy? No, she is dead!

 

Would be? But it's not!!

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well happy (what would be the 90th) birthday to Marilyn Monroe :-˙)

Happy? No, she is dead!

 

Would be? But it's not!!

 

OK, Yoda.

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Lindsay Lohan posted about being pregnant, a post her father confirmed, but a post which was deleted from her account and now her socialite friend is no Lindsay is not preggo.

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Maybe a child would change her. Never really liked her. She wants to be Marilyn Monroe so we can expect things when she turn 36.

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Amongst the "talent" on the current series of Celebrity Big Brother is Marni Simpson, who's done a bit of "reality" in the past and claimed on entering the BB house to have "the best looking vagina in Newcastle"

 

She's also had sex on telly before but insists "I'm not a slag"

 

I'd say - slag or not - she's one for this thread

 

BB talent, if anyone gives a shit: http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/celebrity-big-brother-2016-full-8515378

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Lindsay Lohan posted about being pregnant, a post her father confirmed, but a post which was deleted from her account and now her socialite friend is no Lindsay is not preggo.

SC

Maybe a child would change her. Never really liked her. She wants to be Marilyn Monroe so we can expect things when she turn 36.

 

So Lohan's mom might have cancer, but who knows....

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3716987/Dina-Lohan-s-family-fears-suffering-cancer-awaits-biopsy-results-spending-month-hospital.html

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Lindsay Lohan has agreed to turn on the Christmas lights in Kettering this year after being rude about the town during the EU referendum. Should I go along and ask her if she is worth including in my 2017 shadowlist?

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Daniella Westbrook has just lost out on a £200,000 windfall because the shrink employed by Celebrity Big Brother reckoned she was too far gone to be safe in the house. Man, that must be out there beyond human understanding given some of the casualites considered fair game for the place.

 

1. Respect!!

2. She's one of ours, surely.

 

It appears Daniella Westbrook got £200,000 for appearing on the programme and has spent the lot on cocaine.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3821382/I-ve-relapsed-Danniella-Westbrook-42-reveals-s-snorting-cocaine-accusing-toyboy-George-24-cheating-friend.html

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Kerry Katona's has just "reunited" with the last hopeless and slightly deranged pinhead to marry her.

 

 

Meltdowns and tabloid form studying surely await us all.

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42 year old Daniella - a career as a Keith Richards tribute surely awaits

 

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Watching Kerry Katona in therapy on Channel Five (as you do) I suddenly found myself wondering about the long-term survival chances of her bi-polar blimp of a mum, Sue. A self-harming sauce addict who's demise would doubtless be guaranteed tabloid fodder as and when given her daughter's self-aware comment that she makes her living as "car crash tv."

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