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Kerry Katona shows off new size 8 figure on another bloody holiday.

Like bollocks she's a size 8 in that picture.

 

And yeah, boyfriend woes, "I luv me kids" protestations, pics of her looking dishevelled and weight gain by September.

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A useless daft bimbo model from America, Lashawna Threatt, has accidentally plunged to her doom after falling out a fifth storey window apparently while play wrestling: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8254764/w...l-window-1-dead

It said tenth storey. Oh, & the moral of the story is, don't play fight near balconies. :huh:;)

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It does say tenth storey, but they fell on to a roof five storeys below. Isn't "Lashawna Threatt" a ludicrous name. :huh:

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Isn't "Lashawna Threatt" a ludicrous name. :huh:

It has built-in bimbosity.

 

regards,

Hein

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An elderly daft useless bimbo named Elaine Stewart has gone: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/elai...rigadoon-205909

 

Apparently her biggest claims to fame were featuring as a Playboy model and having a bit role in that so-tedious-I-wanted-to-rip-my-eyeballs-out musical, Brigadoon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Stewart

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Been a good weekend for separating British bimbos from the plot. Ashley Cole and Kerry bi-polar Katona are both apparently back with the blokes who drove them to the brink a few months back and Charlotte Church blocked beakers of house wine before unleashing a foul tirade at her own mother.

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Been a good weekend for separating British bimbos from the plot. Ashley Cole and Kerry bi-polar Katona are both apparently back with the blokes who drove them to the brink a few months back and Charlotte Church blocked beakers of house wine before unleashing a foul tirade at her own mother.

 

Does the News of the World know about this?

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We should maybe add the latest Doctor Who assistant to our list of ones to watch after this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...York-party.html

 

 

Don't know enough about her to ascertain if this is a one-off or if she has a reputation for being a wild child/drunken bimbo.

 

Karen Gillan naked??? why aren't there any photos?

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We should maybe add the latest Doctor Who assistant to our list of ones to watch after this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...York-party.html

 

 

Don't know enough about her to ascertain if this is a one-off or if she has a reputation for being a wild child/drunken bimbo.

I hope she's ok.I really like her.I think she's just letting off a bit of steam during her break from filming Dr Who.It's a long tough day filming that

PS if Karen Gillan tried to get into my hotel room naked I would open the door!

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We should maybe add the latest Doctor Who assistant to our list of ones to watch after this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...York-party.html

 

 

Don't know enough about her to ascertain if this is a one-off or if she has a reputation for being a wild child/drunken bimbo.

I hope she's ok.I really like her.I think she's just letting off a bit of steam during her break from filming Dr Who.It's a long tough day filming that

PS if Karen Gillan tried to get into my hotel room naked I would open the door!

 

She doesn't have to be naked to get into my hotel room

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Can't bring myself to watch Celebrity Big Brother but I'm reliably informed that Ms Katona is already showing signs of stress.

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Congratulations to Ms Katona for battling to the end of CBB and earning a podium finish.

 

Meanwhile; we've had the predictable incoherant ramblings on stuff she barely understands, the car-crash reality show so now it's time for Peaches Geldof's battling with an eating disorder. It's like Paula never died, eh?

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Of course, Peaches isn't on heroin!

 

It's definitely like Paula never died now.

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Which reminds me, Ms Katona has apparently decided to go into internet dating and was seen meeting a bloke in a car.

 

Gotta love her as she melts down, eh?

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Jodie Marsh.

 

Just.... Jodie Marsh.

So many questions, so few answers. Are those two the same woman? If so, did the make-over involve

  1. an oven?
  2. shoe polish?
  3. steroids?
  4. magic?
  5. all of the above?

The mind boggles.

 

regards,

Hein

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Should probably be studying form where Tara Palmer Tomkinson is concerned. Despite being snapped looking zapped today, she says she isn't using anymore.

 

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Another day, another depressed pisshead who has partied into the ground checks into rehab!

 

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Another day, another depressed pisshead who has partied into the ground checks into rehab!

 

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1) Who is it?

 

2) Should we care?

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What, you mean...you don't recognise the hugely famous Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud?!

 

I'll ring the Priory and tell them, that news will put her on next year's DL.

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Another day, another depressed pisshead who has partied into the ground checks into rehab!

 

b5c2ac69-a08a-4c57-b427-4b4ae89df729.jpg

 

1) Who is it?

 

2) Should we care?

 

 

Two questions that will no doubt occur for the rest of the decade and beyond...

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Lindsay Lohan...??? :rip:

 

'Red spots' on her palms (and no, I'm not talking about the nail polish)...

http://crushable.com/entertainment/is-lind...eth-addict-765/

 

Lindsay's teeth...

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/gossip-yo...e-15788.gallery

 

Minor footnote or some hint to her health woes???

LiLo tweets on Oct 11...

"why is kale so hard on the tongue? it's just not meant to be a 'food friend' of mine, no matter how hard i try! :o"

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