Lard Bazaar 3,807 Posted December 14, 2020 On 19/11/2020 at 18:59, The Quim Reaper said: Tragically, and this must be because I like women too, mine’s not quite the Pink Panther’s tail your article suggests In the words of my all time hero Linda La Hughes, there ain’t no such fing as bisexuality, it’s just greediness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted December 15, 2020 9 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: In the words of my all time hero Linda La Hughes, there ain’t no such fing as bisexuality, it’s just greediness. That's what my dad used to say! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,475 Posted December 15, 2020 9 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: In the words of my all time hero Linda La Hughes, there ain’t no such fing as bisexuality, it’s just greediness. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,807 Posted December 15, 2020 11 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Yeh all right, someone of my advancing years can be forgiven a lapse in memory now and again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted December 15, 2020 How the fuck can anybody remember what was posted months ago. I can't even remember what I posted yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,475 Posted December 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: How the fuck can anybody remember what was posted months ago. I can't even remember what I posted yesterday. I remembered it purely because Linda off of Gimme x3 was way, way off. She doesn’t consider the innate fussiness that comes with being a Hovis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted December 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: I remembered it purely because Linda off of Gimme x3 was way, way off. She doesn’t consider the innate fussiness that comes with being a Hovis. I just had to look that one up. You learn something every day! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,807 Posted December 15, 2020 51 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I just had to look that one up. You learn something every day! I’m deliberately not looking it up because I want to continue thinking it’s a ‘seed sensation’ 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted December 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: I’m deliberately not looking it up because I want to continue thinking it’s a ‘seed sensation’ Well, I would say that seed is involved..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted December 16, 2020 Book on Cancel Culture cancelled: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55331063 Because of islamophobia or something. A note to the publishers: You wanted to provoke, and now you got cold feet....sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,560 Posted December 16, 2020 21 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Book on Cancel Culture cancelled: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55331063 Because of islamophobia or something. A note to the publishers: You wanted to provoke, and now you got cold feet....sad. tbf it's the right of publishers to not want to associate with known shitheads but... where they asleep for the previous, what, 30 years of her career? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, msc said: tbf it's the right of publishers to not want to associate with known shitheads but... where they asleep for the previous, what, 30 years of her career? Can someone enlighten me to what she actually said? Edit: I believe you can still purchase Mein Kampf.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,709 Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, gcreptile said: Book on Cancel Culture cancelled: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55331063 Because of islamophobia or something. A note to the publishers: You wanted to provoke, and now you got cold feet....sad. She probably demanded to narrate the audiobook herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,560 Posted December 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Can someone enlighten me to what she actually said? Edit: I believe you can still purchase Mein Kampf.... From what I can gather: Twitter found an old article from Rod Liddle where he stated his desire to shag Year 10 pupils if he were a teacher. (14 year olds, apparently). "Literally a communist" twitter activist Ash Sarkar posted this with a "lets pile in" manner or thats how it came across. Julie Burchill went (my paraphrasing gist here) "Oi that's my mate, oh btw, hypocrite, isn't your God a paedophile!" and they started discussing some bit on the Koran. Instead of taking a fucking chill pill at this point, everyone dug in deep and flung mud. And now at least one of the above is suing the other for libel or slander or something. (I can't find the actual posts that caused the full meltdown, just the first. It seems some deleting has gone down...) To be blunt, Burchill's a sod, Sarkar's a daft 20 year who shouldn't have the public profile the press give her, and Rod Liddle, I'm sure you don't need to go back 8 years with his works to find him saying something creepy! It's like the old saying: how do you know Will Self is being a cunt today? He breathes.. Pillock Owen Jones was also involved but do we need to mention him? Thought not. The cancellation of the book is overblown (but also hilarious - like I said, did they not know who they were publishing?) like every story that orginates on twitter ever. Right that's enough time wasted on the subject imo... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,560 Posted December 16, 2020 Note for fairness I've edited the word "student" for "teacher" in the Rod Liddle bit above to a correct a typo due to having a useless brain. Trust it to screw up the one word that changes the tone! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted December 22, 2020 Flash Gordon's "Ming The Merciless" is not acceptable for modern audiences anymore: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55409194 Personally, I think Flash Gordon's blonde hair is much more insulting to my blondiness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted December 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Flash Gordon's "Ming The Merciless" is not acceptable for modern audiences anymore: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55409194 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted January 5, 2021 Child wants to eat beans and asks her Dad to open a can of beans. Dad thinks it's a teachable moment, so he wants her to open it on her own. The girl tries to open the can for six hours until she does so. Dad thinks it's a great success and he tweets the whole story. It goes viral, the Dad is now "Bean Dad" but he gets accusations of child abuse, and so on: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55549536 Ken Jennings supports "Bean Dad" so he cannot host Jeopardy! anymore: https://mashable.com/article/ken-jennings-bean-dad-jeopardy/?europe=true "Bean Dad" btw, is a notable podcaster, John Roderick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, gcreptile said: Child wants to eat beans and asks her Dad to open a can of beans. Dad thinks it's a teachable moment, so he wants her to open it on her own. The girl tries to open the can for six hours until she does so. Dad thinks it's a great success and he tweets the whole story. It goes viral, the Dad is now "Bean Dad" but he gets accusations of child abuse, and so on: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55549536 Ken Jennings supports "Bean Dad" so he cannot host Jeopardy! anymore: https://mashable.com/article/ken-jennings-bean-dad-jeopardy/?europe=true "Bean Dad" btw, is a notable podcaster, John Roderick. Moral to the story: Twitter is utter wank. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charles De Gaulle 487 Posted January 5, 2021 2 hours ago, gcreptile said: Ken Jennings supports "Bean Dad" so he cannot host Jeopardy! anymore: https://mashable.com/article/ken-jennings-bean-dad-jeopardy/?europe=true And not the anti semtism or him repeatedly saying the N word on his public twitter account. Whatever gotta sell that "SJWs ARE COMING FOR YOU" narrative that crumbles apart like a dry cookie upon any research. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,709 Posted January 16, 2021 Despite profuse apologies, golfer Justin Thomas loses his Ralph Lauren sponsorship for calling himself (or possibly his ball or putter or the grass or the hole or an unknowable deity) a 'faggot' under his breath after a shite attempt at a putt. I do the same thing myself about 18 times per round and am handing myself in as soon as covid is eradicated. Justin must now do "the hard and necessary work in order to partner with us again". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That's actually what I had for Christmas dinner. With Iceland frozen mash. It was lovely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted January 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Toast said: That's actually what I had for Christmas dinner. With Iceland frozen mash. It was lovely. Cheapskate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted January 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Cheapskate. I had other plans originally, but I couldn't get to the butcher. But seeing the Mr Brain's Faggots in the freezer in the village shop, I thought, "Oooh! Haven't had those in an age," and the rest is history 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
