paddyfool 379 Posted July 1, 2020 markB4 meets the Reaper one dark night. The Quim Reaper. It goes well for one of them. All hail King Quim! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted July 1, 2020 On 16/03/2020 at 15:05, The Quim Reaper said: So, as it stands... paddyfool - 0 msc - 1 drol - 3 Eesti - 4 Vaagheid - 5 Sir Creep - 6 dean1991 - 7 openviews - 8 The Old Crem - 9 markb4 - 10 The Quim Reaper - 11 The Red Death - 12 philheybrookbay - 13 adrian0719 - 14 alt obits guy - 15 gcreptile - 16 theoldlady - 17 Lafaucheuse - 18 Steve - 19 Donald - 20 Miracle Aligner (DOA) - 21 RolandDeschain - 22 Sean - 23 Fixed Business - 24 Paul Bearer - 25 redrumours - 26 chilean way - 27 CastAway - 28 Putin - 29 Bou1 - 30 Exu - 31 Perfect Passing - 32 ThereWillBeDeaths7 - 33 CoffinLodger - 34 Il Magneto - 35 DeathClock - 49 Joey Russ - 50 Captain Chorizo - 87 Deathray - Fuck this fucking shithole A reminder of our picks. At the start of the year, any guess north of theoldlady would've seemed preposterous. My money's on Faceless King Donald this year. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,743 Posted July 1, 2020 57 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Deathray - Fuck this fucking shithole This cracked me up at the time. And, as with all truly durable comedy, just did so again. ETA. also. 57 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Miracle Aligner (inherited) - 21 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 1, 2020 1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said: A reminder of our picks. At the start of the year, any guess north of theoldlady would've seemed preposterous. My money's on Faceless King Donald this year. I could have swore I picked 20 at the start of the year.Why didn't it register ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 1, 2020 On 25/02/2020 at 22:57, CoffinLodger said: How ridiculously pessimistic I was back then ! I now go for 20 ! If it's not been taken allready ! Perhaps feb 25 was a bit late in the year to get involved... The lowest figure available is 34. Unless there's a nuclear bomb dropped on Hollytwood or something I doubt we'll get that lucky so maybe I 'll just give it a miss for this year ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted July 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: I could have swore I picked 20 at the start of the year.Why didn't it register ? You picked 12 on 6th January, which was taken, so you changed on 25th February to 20, which was taken by Donald on 1st January. The unfortunate thing with sweepstakes like this is you have to be quick and able to read back. You can have 34? Don’t write it off, the enema has only just got going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 1, 2020 24 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: You picked 12 on 6th January, which was taken, so you changed on 25th February to 20, which was taken by Donald on 1st January. The unfortunate thing with sweepstakes like this is you have to be quick and able to read back. You can have 34? Don’t write it off, the enema has only just got going. OK what the heck.I'll pick 34 then ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted July 26, 2020 1 more and I'm in the driving seat. But this year is different..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 608 Posted July 26, 2020 II take it nobody opted for 2 hits then as in the list on 16th March we have 0,1 and then to 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted July 26, 2020 The Quim Reaper is reaped. Quite why he thought a duel with a combine harvester was a good idea remains a mystery. It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, however - they say that blood is a good fertiliser. All hail The Red Death! The Red Death King! The Red King Death! The King Red Death! King The Red Death! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathClock 379 Posted July 26, 2020 There will be a good amount of hits, but the committee missed the opportunity for it to be legendary. Little Richard, Jill Gascoine, Regis Philbin, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted September 21, 2020 King The Red Death's long reign is over. Having seen off many assassins, he mysteriously drops dead after upsetting some South American gentlemen. King philheybrookbay steps up ... And hey, he keels over almost as soon as the crown touches his head. A poison arrow frog hops out of the crown's velvet lining as it rolls across the floor, startling the courtiers still further. King adrian0719 ensures the crown is cleaned and inspected thoroughly before his own coronation. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,076 Posted September 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, paddyfool said: King The Red Death's long reign is over. Having seen off many assassins, he mysteriously drops dead after upsetting some South American gentlemen. King philheybrookbay steps up ... And hey, he keels over almost as soon as the crown touches his head. A poison arrow frog hops out of the crown's velvet lining as it rolls across the floor, startling the courtiers still further. King adrian0719 ensures the crown is cleaned and inspected thoroughly before his own coronation. It's like Game of Thrones, this! 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,484 Posted September 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: It's like Game of Thrones, this! Don't look at me, I got bumped off in....*checks*... Episode 1, apparently. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Il Magneto 18 Posted September 21, 2020 I'll take 35. Winter is coming. Covid gonna go apeshit 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 21, 2020 According to the statistics thread, we are estimated to hit 18 deaths by the end of the year - so that is my guess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted September 21, 2020 I will say 18 too just to go one better than 2017 but I had hoped for as many as 20 earlier in the year. If we get a 15th hit before the end of september I will revise it back up to 20 though ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,052 Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, CoffinLodger said: I will say 18 too just to go one better than 2017 but I had hoped for as many as 20 earlier in the year. 9 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said: According to the statistics thread, we are estimated to hit 18 deaths by the end of the year - so that is my guess... Too late I already got it at the beginning of the year ahahah 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Lafaucheuse said: Too late I already got it at the beginning of the year ahahah Argh! Ok, the next one available from that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted September 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: Too late I already got it at the beginning of the year ahahah I had forgotten we're supposed to pick a different number from everyone else ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted October 30, 2020 King adrian0719's reign comes to an end as he comes tumbling down the stairs. There's blood all over the place - somehow he seems to have tripped on the top step and slit his own throat. All hail King alt obits guy! 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted November 8, 2020 King alt obits guy finds that a crown provides insufficient protection from an armed assailant. Especially when they go straight for the heart. All hail King gcreptile, the 16th monarch of 2020! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 608 Posted November 8, 2020 Peter Sutcliffe, Leon Spinks and Valery Giscard d’Estaing to help me to reign supreme in this game by the end of the year!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Daredevil 1,189 Posted November 8, 2020 At this point in time, I’d say 18 hits does look likely for the 2020 DL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
