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markB4 meets the Reaper one dark night. 

The Quim Reaper.

It goes well for one of them. 

 

All hail King Quim!

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On 16/03/2020 at 15:05, The Quim Reaper said:

So, as it stands...

 

paddyfool - 0 :rip:
msc - :rip:

drol - :rip:

Eesti - :rip:

Vaagheid - :rip:

Sir Creep - :rip:

dean1991 - :rip:

openviews - :rip:

The Old Crem - :rip:

markb4 - 10 :rip:

The Quim Reaper - 11 :rip:

The Red Death - 12 :rip:

philheybrookbay - 13 :rip:

adrian0719 - 14 :rip:

alt obits guy - 15 :bow:

gcreptile - 16

theoldlady - 17

Lafaucheuse - 18

Steve - 19

Donald - 20

Miracle Aligner (DOA) - 21

RolandDeschain - 22

Sean - 23

Fixed Business - 24

Paul Bearer - 25

redrumours - 26

chilean way - 27

CastAway - 28

Putin - 29

Bou1 - 30

Exu - 31

Perfect Passing - 32

ThereWillBeDeaths7 - 33

CoffinLodger - 34

Il Magneto - 35

DeathClock - 49

Joey Russ - 50

Captain Chorizo - 87

Deathray - Fuck this fucking shithole

 

A reminder of our picks.

 

At the start of the year, any guess north of theoldlady would've seemed preposterous. My money's on Faceless King Donald this year.

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57 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Deathray Fuck this fucking shithole

This cracked me up at the time. And, as with all truly durable comedy, just did so again.

 

ETA. :) also.

57 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Miracle Aligner (inherited) - 21

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1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said:

 

A reminder of our picks.

 

At the start of the year, any guess north of theoldlady would've seemed preposterous. My money's on Faceless King Donald this year.

I could have swore I picked 20 at the start of the year.Why didn't it register ?:huh:

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On 25/02/2020 at 22:57, CoffinLodger said:

How ridiculously pessimistic I was back then ! I now go for 20 ! If it's not been taken allready ! 

Perhaps feb 25 was a bit late in the year to get involved... 

 

The lowest figure available is 34. Unless there's a nuclear bomb dropped on Hollytwood or something I doubt we'll get that lucky so maybe I 'll just give it a miss for this year !

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8 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said:

I could have swore I picked 20 at the start of the year.Why didn't it register ?:huh:


You picked 12 on 6th January, which was taken, so you changed on 25th February to 20, which was taken by Donald on 1st January. The unfortunate thing with sweepstakes like this is you have to be quick and able to read back.

 

You can have 34? Don’t write it off, the enema has only just got going.

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24 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


You picked 12 on 6th January, which was taken, so you changed on 25th February to 20, which was taken by Donald on 1st January. The unfortunate thing with sweepstakes like this is you have to be quick and able to read back.

 

You can have 34? Don’t write it off, the enema has only just got going.

OK what the heck.I'll pick 34 then !

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1 more and I'm in the driving seat. 

 

But this year is different.....

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II take it nobody opted for 2 hits then as in the list on 16th March we have 0,1 and then to 3

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The Quim Reaper is reaped.  Quite why he thought a duel with a combine harvester was a good idea remains a mystery.  It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, however - they say that blood is a good fertiliser.

 

All hail The Red Death! The Red Death King! The Red King Death! The King Red Death! King The Red Death!

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There will be a good amount of hits, but the committee missed the opportunity for it to be legendary. Little Richard, Jill Gascoine, Regis Philbin, etc.

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King The Red Death's long reign is over.  Having seen off many assassins, he mysteriously drops dead after upsetting some South American gentlemen. 

 

King philheybrookbay steps up ... And hey, he keels over almost as soon as the crown touches his head. A poison arrow frog hops out of the crown's velvet lining as it rolls across the floor, startling the courtiers still further.

 

King adrian0719 ensures the crown is cleaned and inspected thoroughly before his own coronation.

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8 minutes ago, paddyfool said:

King The Red Death's long reign is over.  Having seen off many assassins, he mysteriously drops dead after upsetting some South American gentlemen. 

 

King philheybrookbay steps up ... And hey, he keels over almost as soon as the crown touches his head. A poison arrow frog hops out of the crown's velvet lining as it rolls across the floor, startling the courtiers still further.

 

King adrian0719 ensures the crown is cleaned and inspected thoroughly before his own coronation.

It's like Game of Thrones, this! :lol:

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25 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

It's like Game of Thrones, this! :lol:

 

Don't look at me, I got bumped off in....*checks*...  Episode 1, apparently.

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According to the statistics thread, we are estimated to hit 18 deaths by the end of the year - so that is my guess...

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I will say 18 too just to go one better than 2017 but I had hoped for as many as 20 earlier in the year. If we get a 15th hit before the end of september I will revise  it back up to 20 though ! 

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1 minute ago, CoffinLodger said:

I will say 18 too just to go one better than 2017 but I had hoped for as many as 20 earlier in the year.

 

9 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

According to the statistics thread, we are estimated to hit 18 deaths by the end of the year - so that is my guess...

Too late I already got it at the beginning of the year ahahah

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1 minute ago, Lafaucheuse said:

 

Too late I already got it at the beginning of the year ahahah

Argh! Ok, the next one available from that one?

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11 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

 

Too late I already got it at the beginning of the year ahahah

I had forgotten we're supposed to pick a different number from everyone else ...:unsure:

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King adrian0719's reign comes to an end as he comes tumbling down the stairs. There's blood all over the place - somehow he seems to have tripped on the top step and slit his own throat. 

 

All hail King alt obits guy!

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