Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, John Key said: Maybe I should be knowing some of these NZers, but I don't know either of these nobodies Good job Torva on leading the month! They never die, it’s just one of those months. If Mike Willesee suddenly dies this week then fuckall. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, YoungWillz said: Looks like Rocky Lockridge is dead, although any obit will do: Cross post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 7, 2019 I beat TMZ! https://www.tmz.com/2019/02/07/boxer-rocky-lockridge-dead-dies-intervention/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted February 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: I beat TMZ! https://www.tmz.com/2019/02/07/boxer-rocky-lockridge-dead-dies-intervention/ It's an invaluable service you provide for lazy hosts here. Rocky is counted out. Must be Rocky I, not Rocky II, right? The judges unanimously give 4 points to Clorox. 1. JoeMoneyPenny Vs. Pedro 3-3 2. Nantonian 2013 Vs. Maryportfuncity 0-3 3. Gooseberry Crumble Vs. John Key 0-3 4. Spade Cooley Vs. Squonk 3-0 5. Markb4 vs Dr T 0-6 6. Banana Vs. Great Uncle Bulgaria 3-0 7. Yorkshire Banker Vs. Skinny Kiltrunner 3-3 8. Alt Obits Guy Vs. Time 3-0 9. Clorox Vs. Fixed Business 7-3 10. The Mad Hatter Vs. Exu 3-0 11. Master Tech Vs. Bibliogryphon 0-0 12. The Unknown Man Vs. Boudicca 0-0 13. Torva Messor Vs. The Old Crem 10-0 14. The Quim Reaper Vs. BuffaloPhil 3-3 15. Wormfarmer Vs. The Old Lady 3-0 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 7, 2019 Frank Robinson is dead. Unfortunately, GPDR affects my attempts to get a QO. But it's there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted February 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Frank Robinson is dead. Unfortunately, GPDR affects my attempts to get a QO. But it's there. https://www.wbal.com/article/370315/63/frank-robinson-baseball-lifer-and-orioles-legend-has-died Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 7, 2019 Just now, alt obits guy said: https://www.wbal.com/article/370315/63/frank-robinson-baseball-lifer-and-orioles-legend-has-died Doesn't work for me and I'm guessing Europe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, YoungWillz said: Doesn't work for me and I'm guessing Europe. See if this one is any better: https://sports.yahoo.com/frank-robinson-hall-famer-mlbs-first-black-manager-dies-83-192855868.html' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted February 7, 2019 Is this good enough for Emily Levine? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, alt obits guy said: See if this one is any better: https://sports.yahoo.com/frank-robinson-hall-famer-mlbs-first-black-manager-dies-83-192855868.html' Lol that takes me to the UK sports page. msc has a way of getting these, crikey the Mail will probably be along in a few. Gawd damn internet restrictions... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 7, 2019 Actually....https://uk.news.yahoo.com/frank-robinson-hall-famer-mlbs-first-black-manager-dies-83-192855868.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted February 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, alt obits guy said: See if this one is any better: https://sports.yahoo.com/frank-robinson-hall-famer-mlbs-first-black-manager-dies-83-192855868.html' Aye, he's dead for a' that. 2 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Is this good enough for Emily Levine? Magazine whose Official Facebook page followed by 5 million people? Survey says yes. So here's to you Mr Robinson, points galore are coming out for some, hey hey hey, hey hey. Clorox and Banana take control of their respective ties. Jokers cashed in for Alt Obits Guy, Mad Hatter and Spade. Emily Levine made people laugh about death, apparently, but I know someone not laughing about her actual death, as time doesn't wait for Alt Obits... man. Four months of these puns to go, folks. What with Robinson in this same update, time might want to look away from the current scores. 1. JoeMoneyPenny Vs. Pedro 3-3 2. Nantonian 2013 Vs. Maryportfuncity 0-3 3. Gooseberry Crumble Vs. John Key 0-3 4. Spade Cooley Vs. Squonk 9-0 5. Markb4 vs Dr T 0-6 6. Banana Vs. Great Uncle Bulgaria 6-0 7. Yorkshire Banker Vs. Skinny Kiltrunner 3-3 8. Alt Obits Guy Vs. Time 13-0 9. Clorox Vs. Fixed Business 10-3 10. The Mad Hatter Vs. Exu 9-0 11. Master Tech Vs. Bibliogryphon 0-0 12. The Unknown Man Vs. Boudicca 0-0 13. Torva Messor Vs. The Old Crem 10-0 14. The Quim Reaper Vs. BuffaloPhil 3-3 15. Wormfarmer Vs. The Old Lady 3-0 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted February 7, 2019 *rubs hands" yes, the more their Bankers die in the shortest month, the less strong the team they can play in March...mwahahahahahah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,610 Posted February 7, 2019 Quarter of the way through the round and I'm 13 points down. There's going to be one hell of a half-time team-talk. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squonk 24 Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, time said: Quarter of the way through the round and I'm 13 points down. There's going to be one hell of a half-time team-talk. Half time team talk? My team aren't even at the ground, never mind on the pitch. They're all enjoying a nice cup of tea at the Sunshine Home for the Terminally Eternal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,610 Posted February 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Squonk said: Half time team talk? My team aren't even at the ground, never mind on the pitch. They're all enjoying a nice cup of tea at the Sunshine Home for the Terminally Eternal. and they're still defending better than my team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted February 7, 2019 Not even a week in and I am already at 9 points. I just hope a couple surrive so I can have a few good names for April. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heef 166 Posted February 7, 2019 11 hours ago, John Key said: Maybe I should be knowing some of these NZers, but I don't know either of these nobodies Good job Torva on leading the month! I guess if they're not a member of the National Party or some corporate banking type, you're not interested. Might be a few reasonable Cup picks from those Boards of Directors you sit on though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Key 747 Posted February 9, 2019 True, maybe I should broaden the New Zealanders I know... just as long as they're not common people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted February 10, 2019 Do you remember Walter playing cricket in the thunder and the rain?Do you remember Walter smoking cigarettes behind your garden gate?Yes, Walter was my mate.But Walter, my old friend, where are you now? The answer, Ray, is dead. And on his birthday too. Walter Jones, that is. So Banana and Clorox get their Jokers in, and now have command of their ties. Skinny Kiltrunner's Joker too - unfortunately for him, it's also the Bankers! Will anything separate those two? Spade also scores on the US politician, and at this point I think poor old Squonk might be suffering for the sins of Rover... Two other teams got points. Wormfarmer increases his lead over The Old Lady, and forum mainstay Boudicca scores her first deadpool points after a deadpooling hiatus of over a decade. She has the lead against The Unknown Man. This leaves Biblio/Tech as the only goalless draw so far. 1. JoeMoneyPenny Vs. Pedro 3-3 2. Nantonian 2013 Vs. Maryportfuncity 0-3 3. Gooseberry Crumble Vs. John Key 0-3 4. Spade Cooley Vs. Squonk 12-0 5. Markb4 vs Dr T 0-6 6. Banana Vs. Great Uncle Bulgaria 12-0 7. Yorkshire Banker Vs. Skinny Kiltrunner 9-9 8. Alt Obits Guy Vs. Time 13-0 9. Clorox Vs. Fixed Business 16-3 10. The Mad Hatter Vs. Exu 9-0 11. Master Tech Vs. Bibliogryphon 0-0 12. The Unknown Man Vs. Boudicca 0-3 13. Torva Messor Vs. The Old Crem 10-0 14. The Quim Reaper Vs. BuffaloPhil 3-3 15. Wormfarmer Vs. The Old Lady 6-0 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 859 Posted February 10, 2019 Poor Phil, welcome to the club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted February 10, 2019 Yeah, that's not getting subbed this late on, sorry. On the bright side, You'll Never Find Us in the Guardian Obits at Parties is now 6 out of 6 on the prediction front! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 11, 2019 On 01/02/2019 at 12:16, Boudicca said: @Sir CreepI do! Photo taken near dug for authenticity. Have you been in my house? Looks like some of this got sprinkled about, @Boudicca. Well done on keeping up with the Jones’s SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 926 Posted February 11, 2019 18 hours ago, Banana said: Poor Phil, welcome to the club Oh well, you live and learn. Or not, in her case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted February 13, 2019 News: Yep, that's gotta be Cain! Paul Cain, of course. 3 points plus unique point for Spade Cooley. 1. JoeMoneyPenny Vs. Pedro 3-3 2. Nantonian 2013 Vs. Maryportfuncity 0-3 3. Gooseberry Crumble Vs. John Key 0-3 4. Spade Cooley Vs. Squonk 16-0 5. Markb4 vs Dr T 0-6 6. Banana Vs. Great Uncle Bulgaria 12-0 7. Yorkshire Banker Vs. Skinny Kiltrunner 9-9 8. Alt Obits Guy Vs. Time 13-0 9. Clorox Vs. Fixed Business 16-3 10. The Mad Hatter Vs. Exu 9-0 11. Master Tech Vs. Bibliogryphon 0-0 12. The Unknown Man Vs. Boudicca 0-3 13. Torva Messor Vs. The Old Crem 10-0 14. The Quim Reaper Vs. BuffaloPhil 3-3 15. Wormfarmer Vs. The Old Lady 6-0 Poor Squonk. Cup baptism of fire. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites