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tbh I thought Toast was joining the Cup for a second there the moment I'm no longer in charge! :D

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Just now, msc said:

tbh I thought Toast was joining the Cup for a second there the moment I'm no longer in charge! :D

 

Nah as you said  yourself Toast actually foresaw what a fucking stupid, barrel-scraper inducing idea of a competition this piece of shit was and how it would encourage to pick their next door neighbour with fucking cancer and vegetables about to be fucking stabbed. Even it's 'fame' requiremets ae something of a fucking joke you cunt.

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11 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

I'm not having a meltdown you fucking tosspot, I'm saying what I fucking think of this shithole, since your in bed why don't you join @Banana in experimenting with autoerotic asphyxiation, hopefully you'll Stephen Milligan yourself.

 

I think he used an orange not a banana, but thanks anyway. 

Definitely off to bed now.  Toodle-pip.

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Just now, Toast said:

 

I think he used an orange not a banana, but thanks anyway. 

Definitely off to bed now.  Toodle-pip.

 

So long, auf weidersen goodbye,

With any luck you'll fucking die

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I do want to make clear that I won’t be accepting any teams for the cup until after I submit my team to a trusted person on the 20th (that is, if I don’t get a bye). Once the 20th comes, you’re all welcome to submit though. :) 

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Hello, here's a reminder that there's 8 more days until January 20th, which is when the first cup draw is and the end of the entry period is. You might be able to force the host into a first round if you do that. :D 

Also, I do want to make clear you need to confirm in some way that you're entering the cup. You can't just enter a team once the entry period begins and expect to be added onto a draw. So just an FYI... 

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There’s about a week left to enter. Well, truthfully I think we got about 80% of the participants at least for this, but in case you have forgotten about the cup, entering the cup is still open...

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On 04/01/2020 at 20:25, Joey Russ said:

I do want to make clear that I won’t be accepting any teams for the cup until after I submit my team to a trusted person on the 20th (that is, if I don’t get a bye). Once the 20th comes, you’re all welcome to submit though. :) 

Anyone other than Sir Creep is an untrustworthy trusted person just sayin

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I've already got someone in mind to submit my list to. 

 

As it stands, the only people to play in round 1 are those who did not participate in the cup in 2019. That'd be JiroemonKimura, grobler, HDS, Annami, An Fear Bag, LizLemon, and Sean. Additionally, if nothing else changes, one of those names will get a randomly drawn bye into round 2. However, if more names enter into the cup in 2020 (and by all means, please do), then some of last years folk will have to play again. Most likely to play again in round 1 are markb4, Great Uncle Bulgaria, and The Old Crem. For reference, here is the entire bye list barring a few folk who probably won't return in 2020: 

 

    1.      Spade_Cooley

    2.      Boudicca

    3.      Banana

    4.      Clorox

    5.      TQR

    6.      Death Impends

    7.      Chorizo

    8.      Reptile

    9.      Mad hatter (have yet to confirm entry)

    10.   Torva (have yet to confirm entry)

    11.  Book

    12.  Pedro (have yet to confirm entry)

    13.  Deadsox

    14.  Bibliogryphon

    15.  John key (have yet to confirm entry)

    16.  DDT

    17.  Dead cow (have yet to confirm entry) 

    18.  Old lady

    19. Heef  (have yet to confirm entry)

    20.  Grim 

    21.  Alt obit guys 

    22.  Deathray

    23.  Engineer 

    24.  Maryport 

    25.  Young willz 

    26.  Joey russ 

    27.  Msc 

    28.  Sir creep 

    29. Yorkshire banker 

    30.  Skinny kiltrunner 

    31.  Master tech (have yet to confirm entry)

    32.  Joemoneypennny (have yet to confirm entry)

    33. Wormfarmer 

    34.  Buffalophil (have yet to confirm entry)

    35.  Nantonian (have yet to confirm entry)

    36.  Unknown man (have yet to confirm entry)

    37. Old crem 

    38. Exu (have yet to comfirm entry)

    39. Great uncle Bulgaria 

    40.  Markb4  

    41. Fixed Business (have yet to confirm entry)

    42.  Time (have yet to confirm entry)

    43. Squonk (have yet to confirm entry)

 

If you notice a "have yet to confirm entry" thing by your name and intend to play again, this is a warning to you. Also, if you are able to force the host into round 1, well, that might be an achievement on your end. As you can see, it's not that difficult to do at all...

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

   43. Squonk (have yet to confirm entry)

 

@Squonk mate, you're a Cup eponym, you simply must join us again!

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Poor chap.

 

It'd be a shame if Cup stalwarts @Pedro67 and @Heef missed out. (And his rival @John Key while we are at it.)

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2 hours ago, msc said:

Poor chap.

 

It'd be a shame if Cup stalwarts @Pedro67 and @Heef missed out. (And his rival @John Key while we are at it.)

So the competition starts next month? 

Count me in, if Im not too late ;) 

Do I have to mail in my entry yet?

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And I believe we now have our first 2019 team who has to compete in round 1. Sorry @markb4

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3 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

And I believe we now have our first 2019 team who has to compete in round 1. Sorry @markb4

 

Darn, oh well. No worries, I'll hang around for Round 2.

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Can confirm I made the first cup draw now. This will change if more people sign up (and again, please do), but what I can say for sure is that round 1 and round 2 looks quite interesting. 

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Sods law, Joey, I have done "as it stands" draws ahead of the deadline in the past and the draw you get is ALWAYS better than the actual draw after last minute people enter.

 

Although last year I did the draw 5 times as more unexpected people enter, and 4 times I drew Reptile, who beat me. I was starting to get worried when I looked up my horoscope and it read "A German deadpooler is going to thump you in the Cup..."

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I’m assuming the top 2 if not 8 get a Bye?  Deserved.

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As of now only 3 people who competed in 2019 have to compete within round 1. So if you’re in the top 8, you’ll most likely get a bye...

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I don’t get a bye, but those who did well (if the math works out) should.  Top 2/4/8?  

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2 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

I don’t get a bye, but those who did well (if the math works out) should.  Top 2/4/8?  

Oh you do get a bye right now. In fact, at the moment everyone who made it to at least round 2 gets a bye. That is, until more people join, then things will shake up...

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Watching the Round 2 bye-line with great intent. Nobody wants msc vs Sir Creep in the first round!

 

By nobody, I mostly mean me...

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4 minutes ago, msc said:

Watching the Round 2 bye-line with great intent. Nobody wants msc vs Sir Creep in the first round!

 

By nobody, I mostly mean me...

Will keep that in mind while rigging the draw then. ;) 

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Cup entries ends in 4 days... 

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Good luck in hosting this JR. Unfortunately, I wont be joining in this  year for personal reason.

Will send you a pm.

 

msc, sorry sent you pm first.

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