Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 22, 2020 34 minutes ago, time said: We can't have a wanking thread without Ivor... 14 years later Green Day would sing a slight more subtle ode to the past time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 22, 2020 Reacharound The World in 80 Days with Michael Palin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 22, 2020 Midbummer Murders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 22, 2020 Dick-ie Davis presents World of Spurt 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 22, 2020 Cockdors Cunt Fuckula Quimcy Homo's Under the Hammer Loose Quimen The Man with the Golden Cum Cock Martin Holby Titty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 22, 2020 Phillip Schofield’s The Pube 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 22, 2020 Fuck, they are getting good now! Mind you, I am one sick puppy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,306 Posted May 22, 2020 Then there is the always popular event: Who has the nastiest smelling/tasting Spunk/Jizz? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,089 Posted May 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, theoldlady said: Then there is the always popular event: Who has the nastiest smelling/tasting Spunk/Jizz? If Tom and Philip spitroast Her Maj then it is a case of whom cums first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted May 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: If Tom and Philip spitroast Her Maj then it is a case of whom cums first. At 100 and 98 it'll be like the poor mare's getting two hoover bags emptied on her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 22, 2020 18 minutes ago, theoldlady said: Then there is the always popular event: Who has the nastiest smelling/tasting Spunk/Jizz? Blimey! I had no idea you had that one in you!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Blimey! I had no idea you had that one in you!!!! I’ll bet that’s not all she’s had in her. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,306 Posted May 23, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 23:25, Lard Bazaar said: I’ll bet that’s not all she’s had in her. Are you jealous? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted May 23, 2020 It's a Royal Knock-one-out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Youth in Asia said: It's a Royal Cockout EFA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted May 23, 2020 Quim Peaks Who Wanks To Be A Millionaire This Moaning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted May 23, 2020 Through The Peehole 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted May 23, 2020 IKEA asks its customers not to masturbate in their stores: https://10daily.com.au/news/world/a200512nwlho/ikea-asks-customers-not-to-masturbate-in-its-stores-20200513?fbclid=IwAR1MZR1ZjsuOV92wMF_8dzaNQ0T6fGz35SnM5LFBWL-M7xzFTvWSKQt1Vt8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 23, 2020 13 hours ago, theoldlady said: Are you jealous? Me? Jealous of someone getting some cock? you’ve not been around these here parts long, have you? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted May 23, 2020 I take it nobody is going to be doing Jerkless June then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Handrejka said: I take it nobody is going to be doing Jerkless June then? I'll wait for No Nut November - i meant be out of self-isolation by then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted May 23, 2020 All a bit phallocentric so far Let's remind ourselves that this blatant ode to spreading and self-satisfying was a world-wide hit and never so much as considered for banning by the BBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
