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34 minutes ago, time said:

We can't have a wanking thread without Ivor...

 

 

14 years later Green Day would sing a slight more subtle ode to the past time

 

 

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Reacharound The World in 80 Days with Michael Palin

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Midbummer Murders

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Dick-ie Davis presents  World of Spurt

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Cockdors

Cunt Fuckula

Quimcy

Homo's Under the Hammer

Loose Quimen

The Man with the Golden Cum

Cock Martin

Holby Titty

 

 

 

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Gash in the Attic

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Phillip Schofield’s The Pube

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Fuck, they are getting good now!

Mind you, I am one sick puppy.:D

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Then there is the always popular event: Who has the nastiest smelling/tasting Spunk/Jizz?

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2 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

Then there is the always popular event: Who has the nastiest smelling/tasting Spunk/Jizz?

If Tom and Philip spitroast Her Maj then it is a case of whom cums first. 

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2 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

If Tom and Philip spitroast Her Maj then it is a case of whom cums first. 

 

At 100 and 98 it'll be like the poor mare's getting two hoover bags emptied on her.

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18 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

Then there is the always popular event: Who has the nastiest smelling/tasting Spunk/Jizz?

Blimey!

I had no idea you had that one in you!!!!:lol:

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Blimey!

I had no idea you had that one in you!!!!:lol:

I’ll bet that’s not all she’s had in her.

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On 22/05/2020 at 23:25, Lard Bazaar said:

I’ll bet that’s not all she’s had in her.

Are you jealous? ;)

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5 hours ago, Youth in Asia said:

It's a Royal Cockout

EFA.

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Quim Peaks

Who Wanks To Be A Millionaire

This Moaning

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Through The Peehole

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13 hours ago, theoldlady said:

Are you jealous? 

Me? Jealous of someone getting some cock?:lol: you’ve not been around these here parts long, have you?

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I take it nobody is going to be doing Jerkless June then?

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3 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

I take it nobody is going to be doing Jerkless June then?

 

I'll wait for No Nut November - i meant be out of self-isolation by then....

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All a bit phallocentric so far

 

Let's remind ourselves that this blatant ode to spreading and self-satisfying was a world-wide hit and never so much as considered for banning by the BBC

 

 

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