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Do we get unnatural death bonus points because the Yanks did it?

On the bright side, his breathing problem has stabilised. Reuters, via Yahoo

Horsemeat in IKEA meatballs? Should have seen that one coming.

I declare Ed Kock the most significant death of 2013 thus far. That won't hold for the entire year I am pretty sure but I can't think of anyone else of greater importance that has died in the world so far this year, being a former mayor for 12 years of New York City, one of the biggest cities in the world, arguably the financial capital of the world and the home of the United Nations is a big deal. I declare that this forum is not America centric so, to that end, he is NOT the most significant death of the year "so far" So there.

An snippet of an interview with Keith Richards probably from the early 70s: 1:31:25 into the show: http://youtu.be/z2W1S6decxs?t=1h31m25s Who is this guy from "Underground" in England? Did he steal the idea for DeathList many years before it was invented? Sadly for him, all these years later, he's still not had a result from his number 1 or 2

This is an amusing one given his current condition: "I chew coca leaves every morning, and look at me!"

Fuck, I read that as Bonnie Langford. One can hope, I suppose.

The news on Kim Jong-Un's auntie, Kim Kyong Hui has gone rather quiet of late. She was reported to be in a rather delicate state of health due to drinking problems. She is also married to one of the key political figures in N Korea Jang Sung-taek. Jang Sung-taek is considered to be second in command to the Supreme leader, so needless to say he posseses a great deal of clout in N Korea, therefore having a Piss head wife won't go down to well and news is probably being kept very quiet on her well being. This is the trouble having N Korean picks in your DP teams. Being in a Dead Pool is quite educating i must admit. I know more about N Korea and their Political structure now than i did a few years ago To quote a Mr A Partridge. "Wikipedia has all but made University Education worthless"

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Suriname is part of South America, but I doubt many Surinamese identify as Americans. I've been told Damnyankee is both precise and widely accepted. regards, Hein Your average Surinamese may not identify themselves as being American but it doesn't alter the fact that they are, by virtue of the geography. Similarly, the average Daily Mail reader may not identify themselves as being European....