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Such a shame he died before he got the chance to write a second joke.

He's apparently giving Cardinal Scola a tour of the Papal Apartments: "Lets take a look at what you could've won..."

A man walks up to an attractive woman at a bar and begins to tell her a story. "The other day, I was walking through the park, when something unexpected bumped against my shoe," he says. The girl is intrigued. "Well, what was it?" she asks. "It was a magic lamp," the man says. "I rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said, 'I'll grant you one wish, but this isn't like Aladdin. You don't get to choose your wish. I'll give you two options, and you have to pick one.'" "What were the choices?" "The genie said I could have either a flawless memory, or a giant dick." The girl thinks for a moment. "Wow. Which did you pick?" "I don't remember."

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Bad anagram Karma Pope Francis the First = Stiff Penis Rape Torch Apologies

Those allegations indeed look worrying, all the more reason that a concrete answer should be known.

I hear the new Pope and the old Pope are already in business together.

I don't give a shit what they did, their name is FURTWANGLER and for that, I love them.