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Manchester United crisis deepens as glory supporters put in transfer request After a week he would rather forget, Manchester United boss, David Moyes, will be feeling more pressure this morning following rumours the club’s glory supporters have put in a transfer request. The fans, many of whom joined the club after the treble winning season in 1999 seem to have taken the same route as striker Robin Van Persie and are looking for a move away from Old Trafford at the first sign of mediocrity. “I’ve supported the team for every single year of my life, since ’99, and have been to Old Trafford on at least three separate occasions” glory supporter, Bill Treadwell told us. “If I had wanted to support a team that loses two home games in a row and is outside of the top four, then I wouldn’t have moved from Liverpool. I agree with the pundits, things haven’t been the same since we lost Sralex, whatever that was. “So I have been doing a bit of research and talking to my agent and drinking buddy, Gooner Gary, and will make the move to top-of-the-league Arsenal in January. I nearly joined them when they had their ‘invincible year’ so it would be a natural choice.” Like many other of Manchester United’s glory supporters, Bill also sees this as an opportunity to save a bit of money. Although the average ticket price is more expensive at the Emirates, the stadium being round the corner from where he lives will save him a fortune in train fare. The sudden drop of match-day commuters from south to north will force the government to rethink the viability of the London to Manchester HS2. The transfer request from United’s glory supporters is another blow to David Moyes who successfully made the move from Everton to United in the summer whilst regaining his mid-table position in the league. Speaking in front of the Sir Alex Ferguson stand, Moyes said: “I know it’s tough for them, but I promise one day, because of the job I will do at this club there will be a stand named after me. “And the fans will get to see it every time we play at Manchester City.”

The "Red Devils" theme team of 1958 were high performers, I think. Though Bill Foulkes' survival ruled out a clean sweep! Derby dead pool existed in 1958?

I can now confirm that Notapotato considers the Huffington Post to be a Reliable and Serious Source of International News.

"He's dead, Kim" - one of his lackeys after the job was done.

So she's giving away 200 turkeys. Is it a box set of all her movies?

There are no right answers to the above on which everyone would be agreed. It really is down to individual conscience and whether or not you have the mobile phone number of any of Ariel Sharon's doctors, or summat.

I don't believe prayer works, but suppose it did, should I now pray against his health? regards, Hein I'm praying he survives long enough for me to put him on my ddp in 2014

And to be fair, Steps should all be banged up for 30 years too. I'd quite happily bang Lisa Scott-Lee & Faye Tozer for 30 years. Not that Claire Richards though.. I wouldn't bang a fattie... even from behind ! Your loss.

11 teams went for her in 2013. She's not exactly the most known for low hanging fruit, and not worth much in points.

Well, I can think of one chap, in his 50s, terminally ill, BBC obit almost guaranteed, chances of seeing 2015 about 0.5%. He'll certainly be on the Drop Forty if he is breathing on the 1st. Wilko J will definitely be a top 20 pick but I don't think he'll have the #1 spot. I think the Drop 40 will be led by either Zsa Zsa or Prince Philip next year.

Make yourself a shiny new chess set. Mxf7! regards, Hein

John Lennon died today in 1980...

He's not a newspaper, he's a former newspaper editor..

Its ok, they were full of ''fag beasts'' according to the Baptists........

Good man. Last call. Banshees, we'll be at the dwarf throwing tent at 1pm. Carol Ann, we'll be at the cocker-whacking tent at 2pm. Tuber, we'll be at the clay pigeon tent at 3pm. LG, we'll be watching AC/DC in the bandstand at 4pm. DDT, tractor pulling at 5pm. Everyone else, Dolphin at 6, Millers at 7, Parrot at 8, make your own way home from there.