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I got one, I bloody got one!!!!!!!!

12,600 bullet salute

I think Ronnie Biggs should stay at the top. I think Ronnie should go to number zero, just to let him stay around forever.

Plus it's ace to have the name David Quantick on top of the DDP leaderboard after his poncing about in 2010!

Clive James...to finish off the top 5.

Who wants to looks at old japs eyes? Japanese opticians?

I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for. And what happens Christmas morning? That fat fucker with a beard gets all the credit!! Still I suppose its my fault for marrying her.

Ron - as many of you may know - always enjoyed the Death List and those here who play it in the right spirit. He also made me promise that when he died I would post this message. His death was sudden, and he was in contact with Paul Bearer only a few days ago and was about to send Christmas Greetings to the site. So over to Ron: "You always did warn me that you would win in the end, so congratulations and thanks for your patience over these many years. I was honoured to be your ambassador and will miss you probably more than you will miss me. And if you ask, yes it was a life worth living, even with the regrets. i hope you all get as much out of life as I have. See you on the other side."

I think he's set to throw in the towel. Clive James not being acerbic about television is like a simile without an imile...