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Could the unmoveable object that is Vladimir Putin be about to meet the irresistible force of a nasty form of cancer ? Even if this news is incorrect, he is still worthy of a thread, because: 1. He has a long history of deaths in the family; word on the street is, most of his ancestors died themselves. 2. All men are mortal. Vladimir Putin is a man.

Sad to see Dom Joly reduced to such lame gimmicks just to get himself in the papers. This so called Mr Christmas lives in the town next to me, and not only is he a cock, but, according to many of his neighbours and local townsfolk, he's an absolute fucking bullshitter as well, and has been trading off the back of this farce for many years. Mr Christmas, my arse - Mr Fucking Twat more like. Bad things happen when you take the lyrics from 1970s hits too seriously. That's how my uncle ended up in jail for buggering a swan.

Most of his ancestors died. That really makes him stand out!

I think you took Ann Coulter's "gay mafia" comments a bit too literally.

AIUI that young man rather fancies Sex & Drugs & Rock 'n Roll, so there are certainly possibilities there. That said, several musicians of a similar bend, now in their sixties and seventies, are still with us, so they're a dodgy bet. Nicked again, this time for drag racing and DUI. regards, Hein I tried drag racing once, but I'd always end up laddering my stockings

This is appauling: "quite frankly" is clearly a sub-clause and, therefore, needs commas on either side and "This is more harsh" simply continues the sentence so the "t" should be lower case! This is appalling: When correcting grammar, please ensure that your spelling is correct! (Hastily checks for grammar & spelling errors) FFS, it was ironic! Like raiiiiiiin on your wedding day? (I do apologise)

I went to the doctor, and guess what he told me, guess what he told me He said "40mg of Duloxetine twice a day and 50mg of fluvoxamine before each meal"