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Dead. Apparently a "British hostage" is next up in the barbers' chair, good news for those who want a patriotic DDP pick in 2015.

A 'Yes' vote up here and you are fucked for eternity

She could have just hung on a bit, I'm just doing a DDP update now! Same time tomorrow, lads?

Fucking hell, he has a "constant companion" an ex priest, who roams planet earth with him ( and looks after his properties too) and he also went out with ( loose term) Sue Barker.If that doesn't scream "GAY!!!!" what the fucking hell does??? My Dear old Dad used to tell us about the early days, Adam Faith, who they used to call Spotty Nelhams and Cliff Richard, to name but a few, starting out on the road to stardom getting booed off the stage and having anything to hand thrown at them. Cliff Richard had lots of rumours circulating about him even then ( pertaining to his sexuality) so its hardly old news. My Dad played in a band in the early 60s, knew loads of people and told us loads of stuff, he was in that kind of circle, loads of people trying to be famous, which he could have been if he hadn't tea leafed from a fag machine with his band mates one night. A night in the cells and a massive bollocking from his mum ensured that he became the wonderful dad he was. I know that's got fuck all to do with the thread but, bollocks, just remembering my Daddy, or summat.

Tea leafed from a fag machine? Is that what they called that sort of busines in those days?

You have to take the "S" off the end of the "https" otherwise the board won't recognise it. It's one of those annoying things where YouTube have changed their URLs so it's "https" but this board hasn't updated itself to recognise it.

I must be of the same era as your dear old Dad, because, if I remember correctly, there were a host of male singers around the late 1950's and early 1960's who were managed by a guy called Larry Parnes, who was an up-hill gardener, and these boys were given names such as Vince Eager, Dickie Pride, Marty Wilde, Adam Faith and more commonly Joe Brown. I'm sure there were others and they appeared on programmes such as "Oh, Boy" and the 6,5 Special. Think of those names...Eager, Pride, Wilde, Faith and of course Richard appearing on "Oh Boy"....maybe the writing was on the wall then!

Sam Simon?

Probably in most teenage boys right hand as they close their eyes at the last couple of strokes

"Millions of American serial killers"? The demographics of that are a bit problematic don't you think?

I thought Americans didn't do irony. Dunno, no nation on the planet does more bombing in the interests of peace.