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    A Romanian and a Liverpool guy go into a pastry shop. The Romanian whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Romanian says to the Scouser, "You see how clever we are? You Scousers can never beat that!" The Scouser says to the Romanian, "Watch dis, any Scouser is smarter dan you, and I'll prove it to ya." He says to the baker, "Gimme a cookie, I'll show ya a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which the Scouser promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, "Gimme anudder cookie for me magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, "Gimme one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway. The Scouser eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?" The Scouser says.... "Now look in the Romanian's pocket!"
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    There's a picture online somewhere of us a couple of years ago in the centre of the city, the local citizens can be seen reacting with complete indifference to the presence of dead pooling A' list talent, or summat. Amazing how people will bow for a lowly Queen and ignore people who really make a difference in the world.
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    Oh yeah why don't we just rename the Mona Lisa while we're at it.... fucks sake man! Oi... It's fuck's sake (the apostrophe signifies possesive, as in belonging to "fuck"), comprende amigo? Ask yourself this. Would St. Ronald himself have given a fuck? If not... why should I? Dunno Dr Z 1 - It'll improve your job chances - in professional areas anyway 2 - It might make clearer any point you are trying to communicate 3 - It'll save you from sucker punch retorts like the last two from me Y'know...just because, basically. LOL, can't believe you're still sticking at this. I have solid enough grammerz when I want to. I think my point was pretty clear without needing to be 1000% "gramatically correct". And those "sucker punches" weren't exactly Mike Tyson left hooks. One apostrophe missing? Man, I'll never live that one down! Yeah, but your main point was an argument we continue to celebrate the deceased Mr Biggs on a thread when there's no more need to speculate about when we'll cash in points. There are clearly some other obitable/point scoring types associated with Bigg's highest profile criminal escapade who continue to breathe (just). This thread has hosted some fleeting discussion of their current state and might usefully be adapted to see them out now, for which it'll probably need a new title to mark its change of focus. Call me pig ignorant but...I'd say there's a difference in cultural longevity between Da Vinci's masterpiece and the - now largely redundant - name of a threat on an internet forum. Really? You should have been able to guess I was only referring to it in the notional sense of a masterpiece. I think most people, like me, find the Mona Lisa a piss-boring piece of old shash that the Froggies can shove up their fucking arses for all I fucking care. This thread is way more amusing and precious than it, so yeah I agree there is a huge difference between the two. And anyway I never said you shouldn't discuss them here I just said you shouldn't rename the fucker. Nobody's renamed the Jimmy Savile thread yet have they despite how it's become a place for discussing other unspeakables... If you started using my bedroom as an out-of-the-way place to flog cheap smuggled Vi@gra to all the aging rockers you probably rub shoulders with, that wouldn't mean I had to rename it "The Old-Codgers One-Stop-Shop for A Rock-Hard-Cock Until-You-Drop" it'd still be my fucking room first and foremost. O-fuckin-kay? Indeedy Zorders What did you say your doctorate was in?
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    This reminds me of how I felt every time I watched that show growing up!I think he along with Nicholas Parsons and John Craven are the most mind-numbingly boring TV presenters alive! Nicolas parsons I don't know because I don't think i ever seen him present a show but Yea nothing against john craven or denis norden but they bored me too. With Norden though it maybe because he was presenting a home video show / blooper reel show which I personally think are the worse shows, next to judging panel talent competition shows.
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    Dunno if the elevated company I was hanging with yesterday want to rename this thread (How About "Train Robbers: Cash stashers soon to be ashes") to take in the handful of train robbery associated survivors, but it seems an appropriate place to post the revelations of Douglas Gordon Goody (85 year old robber) who has finally named the "Ulsterman" (Patrick McKenna) and confirmed he's dead. Goody himself is 85 and "in frail health" though clearly robust to the point of being able to tell his own story and stand upright for the cameras. http://www.theguardi...0news:Position2
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    Jonathan King is not a paedophile. Fact. Bit of a grey area all round, The Daily Mail seem content to use the words "child sex abuser" in the context of his conviction for abusing teenage boys: http://www.dailymail...ry-Genesis.html There's no grey area at all, Tempus is just being weird for the sake of being weird on this particular matter..... Strictly speaking, paedophilia is a desire to have sex with prepubescent children; teenagers are rarely prepubescent. The media have hijacked the word and altered its meaning to make the stories sound even more revolting than they are. I'd call Rolf Harris a paedophile as one of his victims was aged just eight. All of King's victims were teenagers. He is a child-sex offender and scumbag though.
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    This is like peeking at the presents in the cupboard and asking "Is this what DL is getting for Xmas?"
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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/moors-murderer-ian-brady-begged-4336712#rlabs=2 -Brady`s health has "deteriated rapidly" and he is suffering from lung disease as well as dementia and spinal problems.
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    From that article she also says she wants to have one last Christmas with her family and her aim is to last until Late Jan. If she makes it to Jan 1 she will definitely be the most picked DDP joker of 2015.
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    This reminds me of how I felt every time I watched that show growing up!I think he along with Nicholas Parsons and John Craven are the most mind-numbingly boring TV presenters alive!
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    There are a lot milling about in the departure lounge but don't seem to want to board the plane.
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