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Tell that to Zsa Zsa.

So I'm not the only gay in the village. Are there any more?

Dunno, he's got to pensionable age without a proper job, manages to sound off about the stuff he cares about and still gets to hang around with important people. And, he's never tasted poverty or lost sleep over the danger of redundancy. I can think of worse ways to stumble through your seventh decade. Perhaps one day he might get to be king, and the shock of it happening might give him a heart attack.

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar. GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag

One for the 'surprised he was still alive' thread. Will get out Abigail's Party DVD tonight and give the big beardy bugger a toast.

Ooh my favourite number. I have to confess, most times I go in to a shop and at the checkout they say 69 please, I reply, I haven't got time now, maybe later.

Nah, it's nostalgia - which ain't what it used to be. The first thing I thought of was THAT joke. Let's not go there... The aristocrats joke, you mean? If so: let's not go there... regards, Hein

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar. GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag Hahahaha, I KNEW it!! I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!! Mine may be bigger, but they are taut and pert, at your age I imagine yours are swinging round your knees Unlike your saggy tits, aye BASTARD!

Not enough females on here, and you are a young'un unlike that old fossil Lard Bazaar. GET FUCKED, at least my face isn't as wrinkled as my ballbag Hahahaha, I KNEW it!! I always knew you had bigger balls than me!!!!! Mine may be bigger, but they are taut and pert, at your age I imagine yours are swinging round your knees

I think actors refers to a lot of people thinking that the wrestling is staged. In short - satire. Wrestling is staged? Now you tell me!..

Meh i tossed off on that attempt. one too many Ms. Grrr I knew it was too good to be true. Uhura, take that bloody thing out of your ear and come and sit on my alien rod.

Wouldn't do much for your round ballsack then...

Never heard anything of that nature but I wouldn't be hughely surprised. Couldn't she have used the toilet like a civilized person? Well, if it was good enough for Una..................... Thanks for the mental image.

I've suggested her a few times, but since she's still alive I guess the committee have been wise to leave her off the list. Putting her on for next year might be a good option. come the fuck off it... We're really Foray-ing into obscuro territory with voice actresses aren't we? What is it with Disney fans around here. Just my opinion anyway Not entirely obscure, she was the voice of Rocky the Squirrel from Rocky & Bulwinkle, and also Jokey Smurf. I'm far from being a "Disney Fan" as you put it. They're just a notable name and sure to get an obit. While we're on the subject of voice actors, William Woodson might be worth going on the list. He narrated the mini-series The Winds of War. No way man we can't put him on, that hit would crash the server! So basically you're implying that if you've never heard of them, they don't count as a viable suggestion. Not everyone on the list has to be a house-hold name. They just need to be known in their field to qualify for an obit.

You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock.

Two teams - including that of runaway leader Death Impends - have Boggs roped into Deathrace action, where the qualifying obit need only be some decent local coverage in English. And, if she's so ill how are you going to get that photo? Like, sneak in a do a selfie when her carers backs are turned?

Mind you... his old clothes could easily be recycled as tents at this year's music festivals

A ferming masonic prod from Ayrshire ? A No voter ffs Spade. Why do you think we celebrate his death?

Mine's a play on the word catafalque.

Ever heard of Abdelbaset al-Megrahi?

Happy Burns Night to our Scottish readers, and those using it as an excuse for sampling their finest malt. (I have a bottle of 12yo Glen Moray).

That'd be me.

Were some of those 17 people that died not civilians in a supermarket and a couple of police officers, rather than 'professional risk takers'? Nearly 6,000 children die every day from starvation; that's analogous to over 10 fully laden jumbo jets crashing every day and barely a mention in the news. Once in a blue moon a plane with a couple of hundred people on board crashes and gets wall to wall coverage for days on end.

On the contrary, I swear all the time and I know fucking everything. And you say it's a big turn off in women? That's not what you said last night when I was *****ing you in the **** with a candle while you ****ed all over my ****. YOU FUCKING LOVED IT! Keep going, Lardy, I'm nearly there... ROFLMFAO Post of the year

On the contrary, I swear all the time and I know fucking everything. And you say it's a big turn off in women? That's not what you said last night when I was *****ing you in the **** with a candle while you ****ed all over my ****. YOU FUCKING LOVED IT! Keep going, Lardy, I'm nearly there...