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In that case, could some administrator post the picture to every thread?

The bloke in the middle looks familiar. regards, Hein I think I know who it is... (Apologies if this isn't recognised on the continent)

Apparently Nicola Sturgeon "now holds all the aces" in the general election or summat........ *facepalm* And I thought my days of having to suffer being lorded over by such rodent-faced, shrill, regionally-accented bints were gone for good when I finished all my GCSE Maths and French classes....

I heard the same joke with coffee and a blowjob, with the punch line "Don't forget the coffee". To use a seldom-heard phrase: The shit one's better. Just a matter of taste I suppose. I happen to like coffee more than shit.

Oldest member of the hall of fame, Elmer Lach, has died of a stroke at 97. Milt Schmidt now becomes the oldest living hall of fame member.

Pictures here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/fidel-castro-en/article17380868.html Nothing screams "vitality" like staying in the seat and shaking hands through the window right?

After the hit with Misao Okawa, Captain Chorizo has another with Robert Schuller, 35 basic points plus 14 unique points. Book gets 40 basic points and 16 unique hit bonus points, with the death of Manoel de Oliveira. 12th Leader Board - 2015 1st - 173 points - Captain Chorizo 2nd - 135 points - Estuarian Float 3rd - 133 points - Book =4th - 85 points - Maryport =4th - 85 points - the_engineer 6th - 63 points - gcreptile 7th - 51 points - Hein =8th - 50 points - time =8th - 50 points - Eesti =8th - 50 points - Dr Zorders =8th - 50 points - Death Impends =8th - 50 points - Shaun of the Dead =8th - 50 points - The Unknown Man =8th - 50 points - STAB in the DARK 15th - 49 points - Banshees Scream 16th - 45 points - Toast 17th - 41 points - DDT 18th - 25 points - Tick Tock 19th - 7.007 points - LFN =20th - 0 points - Deathray =20th - 0 points - msc

If 5/50 is "not bad", then what do you call my 2/50? No, must fight it, no, I can't, not again, no, no. I swore no more terrible jokes. Argh it's no use... bad. gah.

Latest update...

Have patience TadGuy. It won't be long.

I have You too? ;-)

In that case, could some administrator post the picture to every thread? Tempting...

I didn't know they all had sex-changes? I don't see anything wrong in referring to Thespians of either sex 'actors'. We don't make a distinction for doctors. (At least in English - Swedish maybe different!) With doctors, there's no need for a distinction because a doctor of either gender can do the same work just as well as the other. Whilst with acting, a male actor would have a hard time playing the role of a girl!

Load of PC bullshit.

Police say it wasn't an ugly scene....

Or you could keep your 50 lines in the signature but hide them with spoiler tags. But I guess that's not "exhibitionistic" enough since everyone seems to think that their lists are interesting to others.