Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 4, 2022 I recommend you Google him @Lafaucheuse I think you will enjoy and experience it as a real treat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GEMINEYE 206 Posted January 7, 2022 On 04/01/2022 at 21:48, Gooseberry Crumble said: I'm sensing the beginnings and stirrings of a bowel movement. Something is on its way and I think we can expect a January hit for the DeathList. Just getting that feeling I've had sometimes before there is a major plop.... Well done...!! And you picked Poitier for first death. Very impressive. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, GEMINEYE said: Well done...!! And you picked Poitier for first death. Very impressive. Many thanks! I think 2022 is going to be an interesting ride on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 10, 2022 Two deathlist hits in less than 5 days!! No one can persuade me the enema isn't gearing up for a massive year in 2022. The plops keep coming!! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,442 Posted January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Two deathlist hits in less than 5 days!! No one can persuade me the enema isn't gearing up for a massive year in 2022. The plops keep coming!! I did genuinely see folk elsewhere, non-deadpool wise, say the weekend reminded them a bit of 2016 and I was reminded of you! (imo, far too early to have an idea of the year. 2019 had a killer opening week then fell asleep for a while.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, msc said: I did genuinely see folk elsewhere, non-deadpool wise, say the weekend reminded them a bit of 2016 and I was reminded of you! (imo, far too early to have an idea of the year. 2019 had a killer opening week then fell asleep for a while.) Don't be surprised if 2022 matches or surpasses 2020! In terms of the Derby Dead Pool let me put it this way, if you were still on that pools committee in 2022 you'd experience repetitive strain injury in your hands more severe than the world's biggest porn addict!! So Count your blessings as @Death Impends and @gcreptile are going to be spending most of this year furiously tugging and rubbing away with little break!! Not sure what I can offer you as a betting wager? But I bet in the future 2022 will be looked back upon as a brilliant golden and successful year in deadpooling. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,442 Posted January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Don't be surprised if 2022 matches or surpasses 2020! In terms of the Derby Dead Pool let me put it this way, if you were still on that pools committee in 2022 you'd experience repetitive strain injury in your hands more severe than the world's biggest porn addict!! So Count your blessings as @Death Impends and @gcreptile are going to be spending most of this year furiously tugging and rubbing away with little break!! Not sure what I can offer you as a betting wager? But I bet in the future 2022 will be looked back upon as a brilliant golden and successful year in deadpooling. Durst finished 12 spots off a TCD spot, so I was nearly at 3 obits to write for the quiet game already. Making a mockery of me having a bit of a rest! As for wagers, I'm afraid Sir Creep beat me in one of those a few years ago and the shame was just too much. My wallet's still scarred! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,046 Posted January 10, 2022 I wouldn't be surprised if we have a looooong period of drought after these hits. I can't see anyone on the edge of death rn and my pessimistic mind tells me that when something begins well, it always turns out to be bad. We'll see, I hope I'm wrong though, I would love to see a 2020 situation again but I doubt there'll be one… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 10, 2022 16 minutes ago, msc said: Durst finished 12 spots off a TCD spot, so I was nearly at 3 obits to write for the quiet game already. Making a mockery of me having a bit of a rest! As for wagers, I'm afraid Sir Creep beat me in one of those a few years ago and the shame was just too much. My wallet's still scarred! Oh I will be kind and gracious and just settle for you telling me how magnificent and fantastic I am if the prediction comes true and if it doesn't come true my good self reiterating that due to my underestimating people's lack of faith in the enema. That I didn't appreciate that 2022 like 2021 performed below my expectations because the enema punished us collectively for our ungrateful and arrogant lack of faith in it despite it delivering for us spectacularly in 2020 and refused to play ball. Keep your faith strong and you'll keep the enema strong... or something like that!! Think of some of the biblical stories were lack of faith in God and his power was punished by God ... and that's how best to understand what's happening with the enema @msc @Lafaucheuse ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,046 Posted January 10, 2022 10 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Think of some of the biblical stories were lack of faith in God and his power was punished by God ... and that's how best to understand what's happening with the enema You suggest I say that I believe in the enema's power 3 times out loud in front of my bathroom mirror in the dark at midnight then ? Ok, let's do it ! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadboy999 176 Posted January 10, 2022 40+++ plus fucking go!!!!!! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: You suggest I say that I believe in the enema's power 3 times out loud in front of my bathroom mirror in the dark at midnight then ? Ok, let's do it ! At least twice a week! A mirror in the hall would also suffice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Deadboy999 said: 40+++ plus fucking go!!!!!! Optimism is such an attractive trait...! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,046 Posted January 10, 2022 It is the fastest 2 hits we had since 1987. The record was held by the 1993 list with second hit occurring on the 20th of January with the passing of my beloved Audrey Hepburn after Nureyev. Then comes the 94 list with 2 deaths by January 22nd, then 2000 and 2008 lists with 2 deaths by the 28 of January and finally 2013 with 2 hits by the 30th of January. 2013 holds the current record of the fastest 3rd hit ever, occurring on the 4th of February, which means 24 days from now. Maybe we’ll break this record ? I believe in the enema’s power (thanks to Gooseberry Crumble) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 11, 2022 19 hours ago, Lafaucheuse said: It is the fastest 2 hits we had since 1987. The record was held by the 1993 list with second hit occurring on the 20th of January with the passing of my beloved Audrey Hepburn after Nureyev. Then comes the 94 list with 2 deaths by January 22nd, then 2000 and 2008 lists with 2 deaths by the 28 of January and finally 2013 with 2 hits by the 30th of January. 2013 holds the current record of the fastest 3rd hit ever, occurring on the 4th of February, which means 24 days from now. Maybe we’ll break this record ? I believe in the enema’s power (thanks to Gooseberry Crumble) An excellent post! What I will say today is there won't be a huge gap between hit or plop 2 and hit or plop 3. My enema vibrations are indicating to me don't be shocked if there is a third January hit . The runners of the DeathList should expect to be kept pretty busy for the first 3 or 4 months of 2022. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,596 Posted January 13, 2022 I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MortalCaso 1,627 Posted January 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please You sure it wasn't just some bad Thai food? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,046 Posted January 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please I do have the same feeling ! same one I had when Kirk Douglas, VGE and Belmondo died. I think it might be Carter's time rn… 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said: I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please Make sure your well stocked up on moistened toilet paper then you will be able to cope much easier with the frantic activity and pace that deadpooling and the deathlist will bring this year!! The forecast is plenty of bleach, toilet duck and higher end toilet roll will be necessary this year so be quick as one is about to drop and plop sooner than you think...! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,342 Posted January 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: I do have the same feeling ! same one I had when Kirk Douglas, VGE and Belmondo died. I think it might be Carter's time rn… Could also be the long awaited Leslie Philips, Bob Barker or Henry Kissinger...? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,046 Posted January 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Could also be the long awaited Leslie Philips, Bob Barker or Henry Kissinger...? Any of them wouldn’t shock me, they’re probably the four frailest of the list. My guts tell me Carter will go sooner than we think, it has been already 3 years now since the last presidential funeral. also maybe someone who’s not on the list who might go soon, like Tanaka, Françoise Hardy or Eva Marie Saint. Those kind of frequently-discussed names you know. Don’t know why but this has been too quiet these last 3 days despite having summoning the enema as you suggested, I haven’t been used to wait that much in 2022 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted January 13, 2022 37 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: Any of them wouldn’t shock me, they’re probably the four frailest of the list. My guts tell me Carter will go sooner than we think, it has been already 3 years now since the last presidential funeral. also maybe someone who’s not on the list who might go soon, like Tanaka, Françoise Hardy or Eva Marie Saint. Those kind of frequently-discussed names you know. Don’t know why but this has been too quiet these last 3 days despite having summoning the enema as you suggested, I haven’t been used to wait that much in 2022 One before that though was 12 years previously 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,945 Posted January 15, 2022 Hmmm... after a promising start, 2022 is now struggling. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,945 Posted January 15, 2022 On 13/01/2022 at 17:36, Ulitzer95 said: I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please And it's been so awfully quiet after this... think you jinxed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,596 Posted January 15, 2022 1 hour ago, drol said: And it's been so awfully quiet after this... think you jinxed it. It’s been a mere 48 hours since I posted that 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
