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On 31/12/2021 at 09:54, Sean said:

My entry

 

1)Khaleda Zia (Joker)

2)Larry Pressler

3)Tom Weiskoph

4)Robert Durst

5)Frank Field MP born 1942

6) Pele

7)Pasquall Maragall

8)Bobby Charlton

9)Stan Bowles

10)Tony Parkes (Footballer born 1949)

11)Janey Godley

12)Jack Hanna

13)Ted Turner

14)Ryan O'Neil

15)Chris Denning

16)Mike Yarwood

17)Joyce Randolph

18)Bill Treacher

19)Angela Lansbury

20)Dick Van Dyke

21)Mikhail Gorbachev

22)Yoko Ono

23)Jerry Lee Lewis

24)Sidney Poitier

25)Richard Franklin (Actor born 1936)

 

Subs:

 

1)Betty White

2)Ysanne Churchman

3)Bernard Cribbins

4)Frances Sternhagen

5)Val Kilmer

 

Christ on a fucking bike. It was a simple request: Put them in alphabetical order and don't number them. Nothing complicated. And still you manage to cock it up. How do you lot manage to get through the fucking  day if you cannot follow simple fucking instructions!

 

Thanks for your entry Sean - picks are all good. Best of luck in the pool.

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On 31/12/2021 at 12:28, ImNotHades said:

Barbara Walters - american journalist

Benedict XVI - ex pope

Ćiro Blažević - croatian football coach - Joker

David Attenborough - english broadcaster

David Crosby - american musician

Dick Van Dyke - american actor

Eric Clapton - english singer

Frank Borman - american astronaut

Harry Belafonte - bahamian singer

Imelda Marcos - former first lady of the Philippines

Jimmy Carter - 39th president of USA

Joanne Woodward - american actress

Josip Manolić - he just won't die

Julio Iglesias - spanish singer

Loretta Lynn - american singer

Mikhail Gorbachev - last president of Soviets

Mary Quant - fashin designer

Mišo Kovač - croatian king of folk music

Monica Vitti - italian actress

Pele - brazilian football player

Ryan O'Neal - american actor

King Salman - king of UAE

Queen Sirikit - queen of Thailand

Vanessa Redgrave - english actress

Yoko Ono - japanese artist, John Lennon widow

 

subs

Cissy Houston - american singer, mother of Whitney Houston

Dick Cheney - 46th vice president of USA

Joel Grey - american actor

 

Twice I said it - TWICE. Only put in  a description if there could be confusion as to who your pick was. Again, a simple instruction. And still I get some cretin who feels the need to tell me that Yoko Ono is John Lennon's widow. That's not being helpful - its not even being smart or funny - it's just being a pain in the fucking arse by adding to my fucking workload. 

 

Many thanks for your entry ImNotHades, and for introducing me to the interesting life of Miso Kovac. Good luck in the competition.

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1 hour ago, An Fear Beag said:

 

Thanks for the entry WhoamI. 

 

Two things I have learned this morning:

1. You can ski in Australia - who knew?

2. After 2 years of doing this pool, I have just realised that the last letter of your name is an I and it spells Who am I. For two years I thought it was a lower case L and couldn't figure out what the name meant!

I have 2 degrees you know, one at Masters level. And yet I am still as thick as pigshit at times :facepalm:

 

You would almost qualify for an Aussie. We all are bit thick this time of year. Cricket & beer responsible. 

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2 minutes ago, WhoamI said:

 

You would almost qualify for an Aussie. We all are bit thick this time of year. Cricket & beer responsible. 

 

FTFY WhoamI

 

I don't think you can blame the cricket- its not like there has been that much of it going on over the first 3 tests. 

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On 31/12/2021 at 17:00, etib80 said:

Here's my list !

 

Alain Delon
Angela Lansbury
Bernadette Chirac (joker)
Bernie Ecclestone
Betty White
Bob Barker
Burt Bacharach
Buzz Aldrin
Françoise Hardy
Gina Lollobrigida
Glynis Johns
Iggy Pop
Jean Marie Le Pen
Jimmy Carter
Just Fontaine
Keith Richards
Olivia Newton John
Pele 
Petula Clark
Phil Collins
Pope Benedict XVI
Queen Elizabeth
Quincy Jones
Robert Wagner
Silvio Berlusconi

 

subs :

Dick Van Dyke
Kane Tanaka
Maggie Smith
Nana Mouskouri
Yoko Ono

 

All good with the team Etib80 - thanks for playing.

 

Interesting strategy of picking 24 potentially scoring picks....and Keith Richards. It generally has not been a successful strategy in the past, but sure why not try it again.

 

Fun Fact: Keith Richards is actually the last survivor of the first ever Deadpool. Abraham, Noah, Methuselah etc have all long since left us, but Keef has outlasted them all! 

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On 18/12/2021 at 00:45, ladyfiona said:

 

 

EDIT - Betty White did get submitted but has now been replaced with my sub Dick van Dyke due to her death on NYE.

 

No she hasn't.

 

She has been replaced by the first sub on your list, as per the rules. That is Carleton Carpenter

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5 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

 

No she hasn't.

 

She has been replaced by the first sub on your list, as per the rules. That is Carleton Carpenter 

 

Ah ok thanks.

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The Sionil Jose guy has prematurely died at 97 today, 6th of January at 9:30pm. I assume I'll get 5 points from this. 

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Just got a hit with Sidney Poitier!

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On 02/01/2022 at 11:49, An Fear Beag said:

 

Twice I said it - TWICE. Only put in  a description if there could be confusion as to who your pick was. Again, a simple instruction. And still I get some cretin who feels the need to tell me that Yoko Ono is John Lennon's widow. That's not being helpful - its not even being smart or funny - it's just being a pain in the fucking arse by adding to my fucking workload. 

 

Many thanks for your entry ImNotHades, and for introducing me to the interesting life of Miso Kovac. Good luck in the competition.

Sorry. I was putting the list under Covid fever and forgot the rules that I read 5 minutes before doing it. Enjoy his bio. I'm sure sick of it.

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Ok, before we get on with important business of laughing at everyone who picked Gary Burgess, there is a small amount of house-keeping to be done.

 

Berniece Baker Miracle was a pick for John Key, possibly influenced by this article which appeared in January 2021.

Marilyn Monroe’s Sister Just Turned 101 And She’s Beautiful - Obsev

 

However, it seems that she may not have been quite as beautiful as the article suggests, as apparently she died in 2014!
 
There is no statute of limitation on subs in this game, so Jimmy Tarbuck moves up to take her place. 
Having only originally submitted 24 players, and with Betty White dying on the eve of the game, and now Berniece Baker Miracle discovered to have died ages ago, it has not been the greatest of starts for John Key, who has now used up all of his three submitted subs.
 
The only thing that would be worse now would be if he had picked Gary Burgess :lol:
 
Oh! :(
 

 

 

 
 
 
 
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AFB - just a short note to say how sorry I am to have not managed to get an entry in this year for my favourite pool. I’ll be back next year.

 

cheers, GUN

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Just now, Grim Up North said:

AFB - just a short note to say how sorry I am to have not managed to get an entry in this year for my favourite pool. I’ll be back next year.

 

cheers, GUN

 

No problem GUN. To be honest, I had intended to message all the regulars a couple of days before the deadline to remind them to submit a team. Then I ended up off my head on pain-killers and Valium (all prescribed!!) so I completely forgot :(

 

The pool will be poorer without you - see you back next year. 

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Lets get the scoreboard up and running early this year, so deadpoolers can see themselves near the top of the leaderboard and dream of glory ahead. These are the deaths which I have recorded so far this year- an early request to let me know of any names I have missed (a request which will likely be repeated many times, and still fall on deaf ears!)

 

1st January - Gary Burgess

5th January - Olga Szabo-Orban

6th January - F. Sionel Orban

6th January - Sidney Poitier

10th January - Robert Durst

11th January - Jana Bennett

 

So Gary Burgess joins the illustrious list of picks who have died on January 1st, thus depriving his pickers of even a solitary point. 9 players did not pay heed to the  players who were crossing their fingers that Burgess would see the start line for the DDP, and thus they all pay the price. Burgess beats Paul Westphal's record for the most popular ever January 1st hit, with his popularity ensuring that he made the ZZZ - Boring Predictable Team, and thus 10 teams in total.

 

CalebH was the first proper leader on January 5th, to be overtaken by 6 players the following day, and Sean's second hit on January 10th now gives him  the outright lead in the first official scoreboard of the competition.

 

Sean (14 points) 2 hits

[Robert Durst, Sidney Poitier]

The Old Lady(10 points) 2 hits

[Gary Burgess, Jana Bennett]

BabyBLue (10 points) 1 hit

[Jana Bennett]

Captain Chorizo (10 points) 1 hit

[Jana Bennett]

Joey Russ (10 points) 1 hit

[Jana Bennett]

Salmon Mousse (9 points) 2 hits

[Gary Burgess, Robert Durst]

Buffalo Phil (9 points) 1 hit

[Robert Durst]

Arghton (5 points) 1 hit

[F. Sionil Jose]

Lady Fiona (5 points) 1 hit

[Sidney Poitier]

MariNisia (5 points) 1 hit

[Sidney Poitier]

The Old Crem (5 points) 1 hit

[Sidney Poitier]

Toast (5 points) 1 hit

[Sidney Poitier]

CalebH (4 points) 1 hit

[Olga Szabo-Orban]

Drol (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

John Key (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

Kenny (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

Torva Messor (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

TQR (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

WEP (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

Wormfarmer (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

ZZZ - Boring Predictable Team (0 points) 1 hit

[Gary Burgess]

 

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I had Sidney Poitier too.

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6 minutes ago, Toast said:

I had Sidney Poitier too.

 Indeed you did- I had it down on my update sheet and missed it when transferring to the scoreboard. Apologies- scoreboard has been updated,

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Think that might be the record for most teams with a 0 point hit by some considerable margin, the laugh that's given me makes up for missing him in the DDP

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I have 2 early hits with Leonard Fenton and Monica Vitti.

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Time for another update to mark the passing of the first month of competition.

 

I have the following as having died since the last update. If I have missed anyone, let me know.

 

18th January : Saturnino de la Fuente

20th January: Russell Bishop

22nd January: Thich Nhat Hanh

22nd January: Mollie Walker

25th January: Mustafa Kayirici

29th January: Leonard Fenton

31st January: Carleton Carpenter

2nd February: Monica Vitti

 

All in all it has been a relatively quiet start to the year with only 14 deaths noted, and only 26 players making it to the scoreboard (5 of them with no points!)

 

I guess the Reaper was too busy making an early start on his list labelled "Evil Cunts" to be overly bothered with the decent folk out there. Robert Durst, Russell Bishop and Mustafa Kayirici all got wiped out early which is definitely a good news/bad news type thing

Good news: The sick bastards are dead and good riddance to them.

Bad news: Death came quickly and unfortunately they didn't linger in agony for a long long time. 

Good news: I don't have to google their names again to see if they are alive or dead

Bad news: For Salmon Mousse who had all three of them on his team, which along with Gary Burgess, leaves him on 52-4 at the end of month 1. Bad news also for Kenny who played his Russell Bishop joker early 

 

That left Salmon Mousse on top of the table at the end of January. However it has only taken 2 days of February to be overtaken, as perennial basement-dweller Book has 2 hits to leap them

to the top of the table.

 Book (60 points) 2 hits

[Leonard Fenton, Monica Vitti]

Salmon Mousse (52 points) 4 hits

[Gary Burgess, Mustafa Kayirici, Robert Durst, Russell Bishop]

BabyBLue (42 points) 2 hits

[Jana Bennett, Monica Vitti]

Buffalo Phil (41 points) 2 hits

[Monica Vitti, Robert Durst]

Kenny (38 points) 2 hits

[Gary Burgess, Russell Bishop*]

 

Savour the moment Book - it may never happen again:D

 

Full leaderboard is on the first page.  

 

 

 

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Gail Halvorsen gave me candy points on 16 Feb 2022.

Wonder if his new pair of wings wiggle.

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Another quiet few weeks of the Death front. These are the hits that I am aware of since the last update on 3rd February. Let me know if I have missed anyone - scoreboard to follow.

 

January 21st - Leonor Oyarzun

February 3rd - Christos Sartzetakis

February 6th - Lata Mangeshkar

February 11th - Isabel Torres

February 12th - Beryl Vertue

February 16th - Gail Halvorsen

February 16th - Jack Smethurst

February 19th - Jane Marczewski

 

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